He thinks since the old catapults are steam.. that they are coal powered. He has to land those coal jerbs somehow.
So basically, Trump just said "Magnets, how do they work?"
I thought Barron was gonna help out with the cyber.
Trump actually said that he fired Comey because he thought the Russian thing was fake.
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If Republicans don't get their heads out of their asses soon, things will start getting even worse for them I imagine.
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If Republicans don't get their heads out of their asses soon, things will start getting even worse for them I imagine.
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Dave
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Trump threatening Comey:
http://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...better-hope-there-are-no-tapes-of-our-meeting
Sessions reigniting the "tough on drugs that totally works and doesn't destroy whole generations of African American neighborhoods and families" war on drugs:
http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-politics-sessions-drugwar-20170511-story.html
This administration, man. Jesus fuck. What a bunch of clueless evil idiots.
http://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...better-hope-there-are-no-tapes-of-our-meeting
Sessions reigniting the "tough on drugs that totally works and doesn't destroy whole generations of African American neighborhoods and families" war on drugs:
http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-politics-sessions-drugwar-20170511-story.html
This administration, man. Jesus fuck. What a bunch of clueless evil idiots.
Did @DarkAudit hack your account? That's his line.
It's okay. I'm out doing stuff. I don't mind if someone else picks up the slack.
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Sorry. JCM here. Wrong account.
I wonder if the Secret Service will provide him with a convertible, since he knows nothing about history.
You say that like it's some sort of bug, and not a feature they love.
GasBandit
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EMALS. It's EMALS now.
I've hired @bhamv3 to translate that into English for us:
"We can't keep our lies straight without a script."
She did marry him, so not all of her decisions have been good
Come on, you would probably marry Donald Trump too. He acts so busy he is probably never actually home, instead out either "working" or "golfing", leaving you at home in a luxury penthouse and with millions of dollars.
Then again, every now and then you would probably have to have sex with him, so I guess in Melania's case it was worth the sacrifice.
Listen, for millions of dollars I would be willing to have sex with a rich old man, just not that one. A line has to be drawn somewhere
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I would think this would be the one you would want to. His dick is so small it probably doesn't even legally count as sex.
GasBandit
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Heh, I was going to say something about never achieving penetration, just using the buttcheeks, but, I mean... Barron was conceived somehow.
He acts like a guy with money and a micro-penis, but the damn thing works.
GasBandit
Staff member
Well, to be crude, when your gravy train is on the line, maybe a little extra work with a squeegee and turkey baster is not out of the question.
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Anonymous
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It is amazing that everyone here can call the FLOTUS a whore for marrying the POTUS from all of the "for the money" talk, and then call him a cuckold as well despite clear evidence that he is a father many times over.
This is OK behavior now?
Everyone piling on to this are much less better humans than you think you are. Criticize the POTUS all you want for his actions, but this is just a disgusting circle-jerk of insults to him and his family that nobody deserves.
This is OK behavior now?
Everyone piling on to this are much less better humans than you think you are. Criticize the POTUS all you want for his actions, but this is just a disgusting circle-jerk of insults to him and his family that nobody deserves.
Did you hear anything that rat bastard did on the campaign trail. ANYTHING is fair game.
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...nobody has said boo about FLOTUS in like 5 or 6 postings. All I said was Donald Trump has a small dick. I refuse to rescind that.
Also, throwing your seed wherever doesn't really make you a father. It makes you a cum donor. Fuck this guy.
Also, throwing your seed wherever doesn't really make you a father. It makes you a cum donor. Fuck this guy.
Did you just assume I think I'm a good human being? Pretty offensive, anonymous poster.
Yeah! Like 33% of all Halforums posts are made by Ewoks!
Also, owls, kittens, doomweasels, Brazilian Jesus, and redheads.
GasBandit
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Alright, look, I get that it'd be great to be the bigger person in all this, but
1) Do you seriously expect me to believe Melania (or Ivana before her, or any other woman but ESPECIALLY beautiful models) would marry Trump if he was not rich, especially given his track record of mistreating women publicly? You don't have to be a whore to be a gold digger. And, for the record, nobody shown above called him a cuckold - merely expressed astonishment that he is able.
2) If there's anyone who deserves humiliating ridicule, it's Donald J Drumpf. The guy is a walking reminder of all our national failures and shortcomings. His actions go beyond deserving "criticism." Granted, Barron can't help who his parents were and should be left alone, but anyone else hitching their wagon to this dumpster fire of a person knew what they were getting into.
Given Trump's antics over the past few decades (remember him and Rosie O'Donnell having that very public lawsuit?), and his egregious behavior on the campaign, he deserves every execration that comes his way. Same goes for his red-capped fans who gleefully cheered him on whenever he made an ass of himself. Their devotion wasn't just party loyalty, which can be understood from the perspective of normal party politics. It was a weird combination of desperation and unadulterated cruelty.
Although I would leave Barron out of it. Poor fella has no idea what's going on.
Although I would leave Barron out of it. Poor fella has no idea what's going on.