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"Soundcloud" is just a fancy ass word for "fart."
PatrThom
PatrThom
Does that mean "Spotify" caters more to women?
To this day, I'm still disgruntled that I was forced to learn to write in cursive as a child. It has literally never been useful.
PatrThom
PatrThom
There go your dreams of carrying on the doctor tradition.
Dei
Dei
Cursive exists so old people can complain that kids don't learn it anymore.
20 years ago, people escaped from the real world into the internet. Now people escape from the internet into the real world.
PatrThom
PatrThom
Twenty-SIX years ago, they were escaping from the movie theater into the real world. Coming from the Internet was just the next logical step.
It's so vulgar and unintellectual to call it "cum." Instead, call it high fructose porn syrup.
PatrThom
PatrThom
Or you could call it "bi-bro thigh's bae protein isolate" but that might be *too* intellectual.
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