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Does running out of fucks to give count as cardio?
PatrThom
PatrThom
No. Giving fucks is noticeably more of a workout.
I demand to be in good shape and I refuse to do anything to make that happen. Those are my terms.
My favorite childhood memory is the lack of joint pain.
PatrThom
PatrThom
Mine is being allowed to sleep as long as I damn well pleased on weekends.
GasBandit
GasBandit
You obviously did not have a dog when you were a kid.
PatrThom
PatrThom
I did. We had a golden retriever puppy I named “Playful” ... for about 10 days. He grabbed my pant leg one morning while I was jumping for my chin-up bar which made me faceplant, and when I came home from school that day, he was gone.
As long as you stay current on memes you can never truly be old - Dei, 1/24/2019
PatrThom
PatrThom
Does this mean Dei will always be more current than you?
I might be white, but I'm not "Let's go see what that noise was" white.
PatrThom
PatrThom
Won't that make people think you're yellow?
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