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If you're naked on your front porch, and the neighbors can't see you, it's Rural.
If you're naked on your front porch, and the neighbors call the cops, it's Suburban.
If you're naked on your front porch, and the neighbors ignore you, it's Urban.
If you're naked on your front porch, and your neighbor is also naked on his front porch, it's Florida.
PatrThom
PatrThom
If you and your neighbors are naked together on your front porch, it's a commune.
Maybe people who meditate for an hour a day are happier because they live a life that affords them spare time in which they could choose to meditate
PatrThom
PatrThom
Ah, the "Horse girl" subset of "correlation != causation" that says, "A person who keeps a horse tends to be happier/healthier" ... cuz they are a person who can afford to keep a horse, obvs. This is why rich folk tend to be healthier and more fit...because they don't have ten tons of stress crushing them, duh.
People who dip biscuits in their tea will be right there alongside the marketing department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation when the revolution comes.
We seldom admit the seductive comfort of hopelessness. It saves us from ambiguity. It has an answer for every question: "There's just no point." Hope, on the other hand, is messy. If it might all work out, then we have things to do. We must weather the possibility of happiness. - CryptoNaturalist
PatrThom
PatrThom
AKA "Nothing good is ever easy."
Bon Jovi is just Zeno's Paradox in a denim jacket
PatrThom
PatrThom
He gives love a Bad (Bad (Bad (Bad...) Name) Name) Name)
General Specific
General Specific
An infinite number of Bon Jovis walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/4 of a beer, the fourth orders 1/8th of a beer, the fifth one orders 1/16 of a beer, and the bartender just sighs and pours two beers.
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