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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but could this meeting be an email maybe
You ever notice, for special occasions, ladies with curly hair straighten it, and ladies with straight hair curl it?
PatrThom
PatrThom
And well-endowed women minimize while slender women pad.
The best part of the cucumber tastes like the worst part of the watermelon.
PatrThom
PatrThom
But put them both on the belt in the checkout lane with a jar of Vaseline and see what kind of looks you get.
When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees, sycamore~~~
PatrThom
PatrThom
When converting Poe's "Raven" to text-to-speech .WAV, "Nevermore~~~"
I used to sneak out of the house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties so I can go home.
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