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HalFitness

Discussion in 'Health and Advice' started by BananaHands, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. Denbrought

    Denbrought The Last Dancelord

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    I feel ya, I could probably eat my weight in salt & vinegar chips or pork rinds.
     
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  2. drawn_inward

    drawn_inward One Of Us

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    Oh pork rinds are devious. I love them. I put them in my tacos for a bit of crunch. So good.
     
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  3. Mathias

    Mathias Chazwozel Extraordinaire

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    Trying to get this goddamn gut worked off...

    After months back in the gym, I've finally ditched the excuses and started running again. Will post update in a month or so.
     
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  4. DarkAudit

    DarkAudit Back to Back Champion

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    It would take time to get back in running shape, but when I was, I'd do the Greater Clarksburg 10K. Two laps of a 5K course. My one goal was simple. Don't get lapped by the Kenyans. I'd finish in just under an hour and not get lapped. :)
     
  5. Adam

    Adam Forum Madoff

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    You might want to check on the guy running on the treadmill behind you. He appears to be having a heart attack...
     
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  6. Mathias

    Mathias Chazwozel Extraordinaire

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    I draped his corpse over my shoulders and used it to do lunges.
     
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  7. stienman

    stienman GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY

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    Do the lunges fast and hard enough and you've almost given him CPR and heimlich.
     
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  8. Dei

    Dei Always shooting Terrik

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  9. ThatNickGuy

    ThatNickGuy Author. Cyclist. Yogi. Goofball.

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  10. Officer_Charon

    Officer_Charon Hall Monitor

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    I'm currently in the process of volunteering to help with a fun run, put on by a group of police wives here. There's a half mile version, where kids run with cops, and then there's the "foot pursuit" portion, a 5k, where officers will occasionally get into foot chases behind runners at selected intervals.

    It's a cop-themed zombie run, basically. I may die, because even though it's in September, that's still "FUCKOFF, HUMID" season here.
     
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  11. ThatNickGuy

    ThatNickGuy Author. Cyclist. Yogi. Goofball.

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    I mean...it's Georgia. Isn't "FUCKOFF, HUMID!" literally every day of the year? :p
     
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  12. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    Speaking for a similar climate, there are a couple days in February where it's just "uncomfortably damp."
     
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  13. ThatNickGuy

    ThatNickGuy Author. Cyclist. Yogi. Goofball.

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    To be fair, Canada's seasons don't differ that much. We have:

    Pre-Winter
    Winter
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    Road Maintenance
     
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  14. PatrThom

    PatrThom Genuinely Curious

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    Also known as Michigan.

    --Patrick
     
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  15. Sparhawk

    Sparhawk Hoopy Frood

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    Texas Seasons:
    Almost Summer
    Summer
    Still Summer
    Fallwinterspring

    Still Summer is also called Football.