Former President Trump Thread

[evilmike]

 

[Dave]

I think the funniest thing is how fucking OLD they all look. I mean, if I had a mugshot taken today I'd look SO MUCH YOUNGER than them!

 

[Thread Necromancer]

I think the funniest thing is how fucking OLD they all look. I mean, if I had a mugshot taken today I'd look SO MUCH YOUNGER than them!

Committing felonies and constantly having to defend your actions or cover them up really takes a toll on the body I guess.

 

[Krisken]

Pretty sure it's just the Dark Side running through them.

 

[ScytheRexx]

It's incredible to me that MAGAs new thing is that Trump's mugshot will earn him the black vote because it's "gangsta" and they have no self awareness to how many levels this line of thinking is fucked up.

 

[Ravenpoe]

It's incredible to me that MAGAs new thing is that Trump's mugshot will earn him the black vote because it's "gangsta" and they have no self awareness to how many levels this line of thinking is fucked up.

Pictured here: The black vote

 

[Celt Z]

Pictured here: The black vote

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Klassy.

 

[HCGLNS]

Todays lesson in FAFO, Judges don't give a fuck about your schedule. They set their own schedule.

 

[Mathias]

Trump claimed to have shot a 67 golf round.

Donald Trump’s ‘round of 67’ at Bedminster Club Championship has fans rolling on the floor laughing

Donald Trump claimed he won another club championship at Trump Bedminster in New Jersey, prompting skeptics to come out full force.

www.sbnation.com

 

[Dave]

Trump Jung Un.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Trump Jung Un.

I wouldn't give him that kind of legitimacy, Kim Jong Un is still supreme leader.

 

[mikerc]

Trump claimed to have shot a 67 golf round.

Donald Trump’s ‘round of 67’ at Bedminster Club Championship has fans rolling on the floor laughing

Donald Trump claimed he won another club championship at Trump Bedminster in New Jersey, prompting skeptics to come out full force.

www.sbnation.com

I might believe that. If it turns out that saying he shot a 67 golf round means he averaged 67 golf shots per hole.

 

[Tress]

That man couldn't shoot a 67 at the local mini-golf course. There would be a windmill hole and he'd complain about it causing cancer.

 

[Thread Necromancer]

That man couldn't shoot a 67 at the local mini-golf course. There would be a windmill hole and he'd complain about it causing cancer Democrate conspiracy.

Fixed that for you

 

[Tinwhistler]

Todays lesson in FAFO, Judges don't give a fuck about your schedule. They set their own schedule.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2023/08/28/trump-jan-6-trial-date/

Trump is a front-runner in the Republican 2024 presidential contest, and the D.C. trial’s starting date is the day before the Super Tuesday primaries.

 

[Dave]

If only it mattered to anyone on the right.

 

[Bubble181]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2023/08/28/trump-jan-6-trial-date/

So the day before Super Tuesday he gets an event that will 100% dominate all news, completely pushing any potential contenders out of the spotlight, giving him a chance to address everyone everywhere?
Since most on the right don't believe he's guilty and think it's all democrats telling to hurt their hero, this isn't actually a bad thing.

 

[figmentPez]

"You don't have to prep much when you've done nothing wrong."

Conservatives just love lying about how the criminal justice system works, don't they?

 

[HCGLNS]

3 or 4 co-defendants in Georgia are arguing that their trials must be moved to Federal court because the President told them to commit the crimes thus making the crimes Federal.

 

[GasBandit]

Donald Trump's Mug Shot Merchandise Move May Cost Him His $7 Million Profit

Leave it to Donald Trump to try and make money off of his Fulton County mug shot while possibly violating U.S. copyright law at the same time. The former president knew his voter base would eagerly buy merchandise with his face boldly emblazoned on it, but his lawyers should have checked on the...

www.yahoo.com

 

[HCGLNS]

He just confessed to the crimes on television.

Not because he felt bad.

But because other people were being given credit for thinking of them.....

 

[Tinwhistler]

link for the curious

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Sara_2814]

Follow-up article at The Atlantic today. Trump wants Milley executed. For being disloyal making a phone call to reassure China after the insurrection (a call which had been authorized by the Trump Administration).

 

[HCGLNS]

Fuckwad mcfuckface went to a gun show. Bought and took possession of a hand gun, posing for pictures with it.

That is until it was pointed put that even touching a firearm violates his parole.

Then it never ever happened.


It's just so dumb.

 

[figmentPez]

Trump paying for something? That doesn't seem like him.

 

[figmentPez]

Trump claims that windmills are killing whales

Seriously? Windmills?

Is this intentionally being idiotic to try to distract from something else? Or does Trump legitimately hate wind power?

 

[phil]

He doesn't care or even think about if it could be true. He hates windmills because they built some near us golf course, and they're a threat to the fossil fuels industry. That's all he knows or cares about. If someone tells him to say they're killing whales he'll say it. Note: trump also doesn't give a shit or ever think of whales either.

 

[HCGLNS]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

[figmentPez]

Bsky link for those with an account.

 

[HCGLNS]

1st co-conspirator in Georgia flips and takes a deal.

 

[Dave]

 

[BErt]

 

[Sara_2814]

 

[Krisken]

I like how that video essentially sums up the lawyer quality is this- the less TV interviews they do, the better they are as lawyers.