I have lived in Colorado for nearly 15 years and I still get irritated when people say tennis shoes instead of sneakers.
 
It's that time of year again.
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I've always loved the monster cereals. But I'm noticing that the Frankenberry just isn't as strawberry-flavored as it used to be.

Good thing I have Nestle Quick in the cabinet to fix that right up :D
 
What really gets me is that neither January 9th, nor the 1st of September is on a Sunday in 2019.
Obvious grammar and calendar issues aside, I don't even have Netflix! Never have.
I'm almost sorry I deleted it without ever opening it. Who knows how many other hilarious inaccuracies were inside.

--Patrick
 
My wife's car is haunted. We are out Pokemon hunting and at a stop I get out to deposit some trash in the bin. I left my cookie on my coffee while I was out of the car, and when I got back it was half gone!

Spooky.
 
My wife's car is haunted. We are out Pokemon hunting and at a stop I get out to deposit some trash in the bin. I left my cookie on my coffee while I was out of the car, and when I got back it was half gone!

Spooky.
Maybe a pokemon ate it. Use what's left as bait.
 
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