The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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GasBandit
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The thing I loved most about Albuquerque was that I could go out on my front driveway in shorts just about any time of the year and feel comfortable. It rarely touched 100, and it might snow a little in the winter, but it was always pretty mild and dry.
My cat just randomly went full Arya Stark on my ass last night. She was about to make a little hop across the two feet between the couch and my recliner. Instead she leapt about 4 feet straight up into the air and landed on me with all claws extended.
That's love.
One of my hot female coworkers is wearing an astoundingly bright fluorescent pink blouse today. Like, seriously it's bright. I had to squint when I saw her to avoid eye damage. She might actually be giving herself sunburn from the brightness of her blouse alone. Seriously, I think I can see her through walls.
It honestly wouldn't surprise me if NASA calls and tells her to put on a jacket because a bunch of aliens have stopped by to check out what this luminous object visible from their own galaxies is supposed to be, and the authorities aren't ready for the general public to know about extraterrestrials yet.
It honestly wouldn't surprise me if NASA calls and tells her to put on a jacket because a bunch of aliens have stopped by to check out what this luminous object visible from their own galaxies is supposed to be, and the authorities aren't ready for the general public to know about extraterrestrials yet.
figmentPez
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Clearly she's trying to burn the eyes out of your head, to keep you from ever leering again.
On another note, I didn't know Stuart Semple made blouses.
On another note, I didn't know Stuart Semple made blouses.
It's only been a couple of months since I've last seen my classmates in the UK, but today I realized I've already forgotten a bunch of their names. I realized this when I wanted to search my Facebook friends list for a particularly hot girl, and I couldn't recall her name. I remember exactly what she looks like, but not what she's called.
Either I'm getting old, or this is some type of subconscious objectification I wasn't aware my brain was doing.
Either I'm getting old, or this is some type of subconscious objectification I wasn't aware my brain was doing.
Do you maybe have her listed as Boobs McGee?
Ha! I was going to suggest "Boob Lady."
...why are we on the same page, here?
--Patrick
that's like half the female population!LOG LOG LOG!
Can someone explain to me why almost all Youtubers talk in an obnoxious, overly exuberant way that rings completely fake? I can't stand it.
"HIIII GUYS, It's me, FUCKFaaaaaace McYoutuber."
Examples.
And so on.
This shit seems exclusive to Youtubers and I honestly want them all to die of heat stroke.
"HIIII GUYS, It's me, FUCKFaaaaaace McYoutuber."
Examples.
And so on.
This shit seems exclusive to Youtubers and I honestly want them all to die of heat stroke.
figmentPez
Staff member
Game Theory isn't half as annoying as logdotzip.
Stampy the Minecraft YouTuber was horrifically obnoxious. Both kids went through a phase of loving him.
Solid joke.
It works better in the episode itself. Looks like they made a whole fake YouTube account for the character though.I know you didn't produce the clip, @blotsfan, but that is the least funny cutaway clip I've ever seen from Family Guy. Oh no! A YouTuber said to subscribe! Funny!
I made an account to share a Monster Hunter video. It’s private and it was shared once here. My son told his friends that I was a YouTuber. Omg.
Stampy Longnose is just so ... wholesome.
That laugh, though. And the times he teams up with his buddy iBallisticSquid.
--Patrick
Professional advice: Get an analog scale.
And you guys need to watch better youtube channels.
Seriously, try
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA
10 million subscribers, 4 years of content, has not said a single word yet!
Scandal erupted over the channel when he made a celebratory fist pump and quietly grunted in one video.
