The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

Dave

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Today at work it's Ugly Sweater Day. I'm wearing my wife's Christmas Llama sweater. It's funny enough but oh my FUCKING GOD I'M BOILING TO DEATH!
 
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So I wonder how long the water has been leaking out of our toilet into the basement.
Hey, at least it's not leaking into your downstairs neighbours apartment, but they hadn't noticed until it got to the 2nd wash-closet because the main bathroom had water resistant paint, that gave way as soon as you toughed the ceiling.

Well, at least that was shower water instead of toilet.
 
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On a whim, I logged into my Neopets account. Haven't been back for literally years, not since my previous (and actually active) account was frozen for no discernible reason.

Bloody hell, what happened to this site? It's completely plastered in ads now, the boards are almost deserted, and a bunch of the oldest and most famous accounts are gone now. Looks like they might have done me a favor by freezing my account, cause everything went completely downhill after that.
 

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Plumber came last night and got us working again. luckily there was not much damage to anything, but there were a couple of casualties. My subwoofer was fried and it rained down on the new greenscreen I got for streaming. Oh, did I mention that since I moved my computer into the basement it's almost directly under the mainline? It could have been real, real bad. Now I'm seeing if there's a way to move everything again, although right now I don't know to where.
 

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Seriously..there is no better way to summon someone--anyone, really--to your office than to finally let go of that fart you've been holding in. It's like voodoo. Brown magic, if you will.
 

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The worst part is when you know that they know. You both try to ignore it, but they just stand there with their eyes watering, trying desperately to wrap up the conversation and escape.
 
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Seriously..there is no better way to summon someone--anyone, really--to your office than to finally let go of that fart you've been holding in. It's like voodoo. Brown magic, if you will.
This is after no one having come in for the past several hours
 

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2018 was the year of the Hentai Lesbian StepMILF.

Also, holy crap, 71% of people watching porn are doing it on their phone.

Some words in the following are NSFW:

 
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So does the uptick in Fortnite porn searches mean that a lot of middle schoolers learned about PornHub this year? :p
 
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I will admit that I was one of the people who contributed to Stormy Daniels shooting up the rankings. After years of not having thought about her at all, this year, due to all that was going on, I decided to revisit some of her work.

She's still got it.
 

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The fourth image. Proof that red heads get people off faster than anything else.
And the holy grail of instant orgasms would be a VR POV hentai featuring a tattooed European redhead.

Holy shit.. I just realized that game would be aimed at me like a sniper rifle. I might never be heard from again.
 

GasBandit

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I, too, am also amazed at the speed with which video game characters get Rule 34’d.

—Patrick
Fortnite came out in 2017, dude. It's not new, and consequently, neither is fortnite porn. Though, I HAVE noticed a lot more of it on rule34.xxx over the last 3-6 months or so.
 
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Fortnite came out in 2017, dude. It's not new, and consequently, neither is fortnite porn. Though, I HAVE noticed a lot more of it on rule34.xxx over the last 3-6 months or so.
Right, and I attribute that lag to the fact that it takes longer for stuff to work its way back up the family tree than it does to go down. I mean, little Billy is much more likely to sneak into grandpa’s Playboy and Heavy Metal collection than grandpa is to look up on Steam how many hours Billy has played in PUBG or NLS.
TIL there IS a rule34.xxx
Yes. By definition, Rule 34 also applies to Rule 34 itself.

—Patrick
 

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TIL Gas goes to rule34.xxx.

Also, TIL there IS a rule34.xxx
Today? TODAY you learned that? Really?

You apparently hadn't read my House of Filth very closely (if at all :p). Rule 34, and its associated websites, got a post all to itself.
 

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Today? TODAY you learned that? Really?

You apparently hadn't read my House of Filth very closely (if at all :p). Rule 34, and its associated websites, got a post all to itself.
I'm not subscribed. Only reason I know it's there it because of Admin.

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I'm not subscribed. Only reason I know it's there it because of Admin.

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Hah, well, I guess you've just missed out on half my posts for the last few years :p

Well, I don't know if I can really say you "missed out" on them or not. There's a fair amount of things that you may or may not want to be taking up room in your synapses.
 
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