The EPIC WIN Thread 3: SON OF EPIC

Also, I think I hit retail worker jackpot because I can be almost as shitty back to shitty people during the two weeks following Christmas without repercussions.:aaah::aaah::aaah::aaah:
 

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Uncle Ben also says "Bring to a boil, reduce heat and simmer for 20 minutes". I think we could all learn a few life lessons from this wisdom.
 
I'm going to visit my father for the first time in 34 years! I'm a little nervous. <hyperventilating in a paper bag>
 
Wait! Wait! Not THAT paper...

(watches in horror as Emrys inhales a doomweasel that was hiding in said bag)
Allow me to point you to my post in the Secret Santa thread about doomweasels being fat-asses this time of year.

Plus for all y'all know, I'm really a robot being controlled by doomweasels.

Oops, I've said too much.
 
My little boy is doing well and healthy and I hope his parents understand the deluge of Transformers I will force upon him. He's not the first non-relative I've had that calls me uncle but he's the first I'm officially the godfather of. This child is gon get spoiled.
 

Dave

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Just got my Christmas present to myself. Corsair VoidPro Wireless headset. Once this bad boy charges I'll be in my own little noise-cancelling world and be able to actually use Discord and stuff again.

(For those wondering, we don't have to pay mortgage in January. Only way I could have afforded to get them. Yes, I know they were only $80 but to me that's a lot.)
 
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