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makare
Maybe it's because I live in small towns but knowing the people who work at restaurants or coffee shops is not unusual around here.
not so serious but I want to rant II: Redemption
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Chaz wants the barista to take him in the back and suck his dick, apparently.
Lets keep it civil folks. After all we are talking about tipping, not the science behind time travel in Back to the Future here.
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Oddly, not one of the services we offer.
But it's not. That's why I went to school, so I wouldn't have to wait tables for assholes who don't tip!
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makare
Oh the sucking of dick.. always amusing.
When did things get not civil?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
Why'd you call me Chaz? Dickhead.
Lol, I have 2 baristas with masters degrees and 5 baristas and bakers with bachelors degrees and you should see the degrees I see on applications every day. It's really easy to say what you just said there but reality is often not as kind or easy as we want it to be.
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I did not realize that was from a bit. My bad.
M.A. and B.A.'s don't count
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Jiarn
Of all the ballsy statements you have made over the years, this one ranks up there. Congrats.M.A. and B.A.'s don't count
Go watch Reservoir Dogs, silly baby.
I thought you were Chaz, noodle-backed rectal-gobbler. Are you Charlie then? I thought you were someone here who's old name started with Ch.
Yup.
It has been a LONG while.
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Jiarn
You don't want to be called by "that name" but you're leaning back into that persona. Unless these are you true and real feelings about people in the service industry.
You really, really, really need to brush up on deadpan humor.
You'll live longer.
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I'm going to go to a coffee shop right now and spit my coffee right into the barista's face.
You guys can really be fucking dense sometimes...
Cause he is gonna knife you otherwise.
Through the internet.
Through the internet.
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Jiarn
That one was obviously a joke, due to the :yeah: smilie, but the rest? Came across as pretty argumentive
I was going to respond with something snotty, but forget it. It just isn't worth it.
Damn it, I hate when that happens.
You've been in rage mode pretty often lately. I think you need to lay down.
Something snotty is what people who don't tip get in their coffee.
I'm sorry I couldn't resist.
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Jiarn
It's on par with people making jokes about Teachers being overpaid Mathias. It's just not going to come across as funny.
I have no idea. Something classy apparently.
What's going on is people getting butthurt over nothing. Business as usual.
Mathias is calling me dumb. I could really give a shit what he thinks.
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Jiarn
The funny thing is, people don't usually disagree with fade completely, and mostly poke fun at disagreeing with him because it upsets him more than anything.
With you, it's obvious that it's hard for your to push away from the persona you left behind, but get very defensive when someone brings it up. You're pretty much in the same boat as fade.
It has less to do with the forum's opinions than you think. Oh and you get butthurt over a name, I don't think you have any stones to throw in your glass house.
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