not so serious but I want to rant II: Redemption

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A New Not-So-Serious-Rant-Yet-Ranty-Nonetheless Thread

So today I lost an awesome story. Thanks for nothing, Dave. :mad:

Dave said:
Okay, this thread has hit the 2000 response mark and is slated for a lock-a-rooni. But before I do I have a confession:

The peeing on the cat story? Totally fake. Makare asked me to make a thread because the real rant thread was really, really serious and she wanted to rant but didn't want to look like a yutz. So I made up a story about peeing on the cat to start the thread.

Never say I don't give you anything.
 
WHAT THE HELL DAVE?

YOU DIDN'T PEE ON THE CAT?!?

WTF?

I bet your name isn't even turbo!

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and to get things going, I'll say that I hate applying for jobs and filling out applications.
 
The Not-So-Serious Rant Thread 2: Of Mice And "Meh"

Dave is a liar and a pooty head. :humph:
 
you should rant that I beat you to the punch!

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but like in yours

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who merged these and put chad on top? THEM HALBUCKS WAS MINE!
 
My post is on top, but it's your name? The whonowwhatsit?

(Also whoever put me on top has great taste.)
 

Dave

Staff member
Chad's went on top because when you did your edit it changed the time stamp so that his appeared first.

I changed his post to look like it came from you so that you get credit for the thread views and replies. I'm giving Cheesy and Chad 1,500 HB each to make up for lost posts from the threads they ALMOST started!
 
I am rich! Deleted threads are worth 150X the value of a new thread! I WILL USE THIS VIRTUAL MONEY TO BUY VIRTUAL THINGS FOR VIRTUAL REPRESENTATIONS OF REAL PEOPLE.

I promise, as deposed thread starter, I will carry this responsibility with the kind of mature, reasonable attitude you've come to expect from your ex-representatives on the Internet; which is to say that my best cat urination story will turn out to be false but I'll let you live under a happy illusion for like 59 pages.
 
Damn, well new rant: People are too damned fast!

And Dave gave me Halbucks, so he's slightly less of a pooty head. :p
 
My post is on top, but it's your name? The whonowwhatsit?

(Also whoever put me on top has great taste.)
Mr. Sexington is a gentleman and prefers to be on top.[/QUOTE]
:unibrow:

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Damn, well new rant: People are too damned fast!

And Dave gave me Halbucks, so he's slightly less of a pooty head. :p
Wait, was he bribing us into silence? He's not just a pooty head, he's a corrupt pooty head!
 
From halbucks FAQ

Reply - If someone replies in a thread YOU made, you get 5 HB. The more popular the thread, the better off you are.

This thread is my retirement baby. Soon I can move to a smaller, quiet little forum and just watch the grass grow with an e-brew and e-cigars.
 

Dave

Staff member
If you guys really want I can go piss on my cat.


If it'll make you happy.
 

Dave

Staff member
Closer....closer....



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And remind me never to google "wet cat" at work again.
 
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Element 117

ok. You want a rant? Fuck you gotta rant, bitchcicles. Yes, I said Bitch-cicles. I may have just shot and killed a police officer.

What? If the pee rant was fake.....
 
W

Wasabi Poptart

Dave - I don't think I will ever be able to trust you again.
 
Dave you have shattered the fragile illusion of trust I had in humanity :(
 
The inlaws have their t.v. super loud, shaking the floor and making it hard to listen to our music on another floor. I've always been the type to keep my music/tv/movies, etc. at a reasonable level to not interfere with what others in a household are doing. It's just something I've always found to be common sense.

Ah well. I remember the last time a neighbor played their music really loud, I played Diablo 2 with the big speaker aimed at the floor. Stopped that pretty quick. Not sure it would work here. :whistling:
 
I still have faith in Dave.

I also miss Amy. Not because she's not here, but because I haven't been.

See, it's the little rants that make people scratch their heads and go... wait, what is he trying to say here...
 
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makare

A New Not-So-Serious-Rant-Yet-Ranty-Nonetheless Thread

So today I lost an awesome story. Thanks for nothing, Dave. :mad:

Dave said:
Okay, this thread has hit the 2000 response mark and is slated for a lock-a-rooni. But before I do I have a confession:

The peeing on the cat story? Totally fake. makare asked me to make a thread because the real rant thread was really, really serious and she wanted to rant but didn't want to look like a yutz. So I made up a story about peeing on the cat to start the thread.

Never say I don't give you anything.
see i told you im his favorite ^.^
 
I sound more like Fred Savage than Ralph Wright, I think. Skype me and see for yourself.
 
New rant. I don't have access to the "You bug the fuck out of me" apparently. I suppose I could figure out why, I'm just not prepared to at this moment.
 
You have to buy the Flame Wars forum access from the Hal Shoppe. Then you'll see it.
 
Always read the expiration date on your mayo before using it. I apparently don't use mayo that often cause I went to make a tuna fish sandwich last night and after I ate it my stomach started killing me. I check the mayo jar and find out it 2 months ago :doh: my stomach is still a little queasy today
 
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