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What in the actual fuck is wrong with that guy? Why does he feel the need to shoehorn rape or rape “jokes” into everything he does?
 
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Zack Snyder's next movie will be Army of the Dead, distributed via Netflix.

It's going to be a bank heist film, except it takes place in a Las Vegas that has been quarantined due to a zombie outbreak.

Sound good? Yeah, I thought it was sounding pretty good until:

"There’s an extra dimension to this zombie film, because they…. they…. I’m still wondering if I should tell this…. the male zombies rape human females. Yes. And they have human hybrid zombie offsprings. It’s a new take on the zombie genre, which is crazy. "

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"And the Main character is a guy who don't talk much and kills the zombies in full body armor. We never see his face and he is just called Zombie Killer or Zombie Slasher or something."
 
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Zack Snyder's next movie will be Army of the Dead, distributed via Netflix.

It's going to be a bank heist film, except it takes place in a Las Vegas that has been quarantined due to a zombie outbreak.

Sound good? Yeah, I thought it was sounding pretty good until:

"There’s an extra dimension to this zombie film, because they…. they…. I’m still wondering if I should tell this…. the male zombies rape human females. Yes. And they have human hybrid zombie offsprings. It’s a new take on the zombie genre, which is crazy. "

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This is one of those things I've seen/watched/read plenty of porn about, but always considered inappropriate for an actual movie. Like, let's keep porn in the realm of porn, okay?
 
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There's an update on that article that says the raping zombies is no longer part of it.

Never thought I'd utter words like "Thank his this movie won't have raping zombies."
 

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There's an update on that article that says the raping zombies is no longer part of it.

Never thought I'd utter words like "Thank his this movie won't have raping zombies."
Yes, Zack Snyder was on the receiving end of an intervention from his old friend and fellow filmmaking legend, Frank Miller. So now, there will be no zombie rapists.

Instead, there will be zombie whores.
 
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Yes, Zack Snyder was on the receiving end of an intervention from his old friend and fellow filmmaking legend, Frank Miller. So now, there will be no zombie rapists.

Instead, there will be zombie whores.
And everyone else on the Group W bench will sorta scooch away from them.

--Patrick
 
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I normally think deleted scenes are crap and deserve their deleted fates, but man, even the deleteds in Into the Spider-Verse are fucking great.

 
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I normally think deleted scenes are crap and deserve their deleted fates, but man, even the deleteds in Into the Spider-Verse are fucking great.

Hot damn, how'd I miss that Tombstone was voiced by Krondon a.k.a. Tobias Whale? Kudos to him for playing the two most sinister albino supervillains in fiction!
 
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That art kinda looks like the Sonic equivalent of bad box-art Megaman now that I think of it.

ALSO-y'just KNOW him getting his gloves will be a big dramatic moment in the film, just you wait.
 
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I feel like Jenny Nicholson put it best:

"I was afraid Sonic would look horrible because they tried to make him look realistic, but instead he looks horrible for no reason at all"
 
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The worst part is that there's not even the defense of "Well, taking abstract cartoon furries and making them look right for a movie is hard" because Detective Pikachu is knocking the shit out of the water.
 
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I just need to share this because it's just ... this movie.

You know, I knew the motion reminded me of something. It's like when Shelob is silently scuttling about over the unaware Frodo, the way she moved and rotated with all 8 limbs extended and moving in harmony.
 
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A random idea for a Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse sequel:

The Superior Six

A Sinister Six led by....the Superior Spider-Man. Include members like Olivia Octavius, a villain from the 2099 universe, and few others. Keep the hero side to Miles, Peter B, Gwen, and Spider-Man 2099.

Also, I think keeping whatever Otto's universe's Peter as a voice/ghost in his head would be more interesting than without.

Plus, having him as the main villain adds a dark twist on the "anybody can be Spider-Man" theme of the first mov
 
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A random idea for a Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse sequel:

The Superior Six

A Sinister Six led by....the Superior Spider-Man. Include members like Olivia Octavius, a villain from the 2099 universe, and few others. Keep the hero side to Miles, Peter B, Gwen, and Spider-Man 2099.

Also, I think keeping whatever Otto's universe's Peter as a voice/ghost in his head would be more interesting than without.

Plus, having him as the main villain adds a dark twist on the "anybody can be Spider-Man" theme of the first mov
Superior Spider-Man, huh? Okay... yeah, keep Liv Octavius as the Miles villain. For Gwen, probably The Vulture, as he was her first big adversary. Peter B... Green Goblin ala Spider-man (2002). Migeul O'hara... I'd pick Punisher 2099 myself, but he doesn't have a lot of good choices.

In exchange for this, I'd want Spider-Verse 3 to have Mephisto trying to control each Spider-man and basically have it be a take-that against One More Day.
 
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