Thin crust pizza is marginally "healthier" than regular, and way better per 2 slices than a burger. I deserve *something* decent today. I was strongly considering just sleeping the weekend away to keep from spending money.
So this will be one of the weirdest minor victories ever.
Four years ago I broke a tooth in a moshpit during an Avenged Sevenfold concert. On my 50th birthday. I was probably the oldest dude there by 30+ years and I was killing it. No, I didn't take my shirt off. But I was grinding and pushing and slamming with all the youngins'. (Except this one guy who looked like the Techno Viking - dude was HUGE! I never took him on.)
Anyway, when I say I BROKE my tooth that's kind of incorrect. As I was leaving the pit a guy got pushed into me from behind, which caused me to lurch forward, where my #12 incisor got pushed back all the way to the roof of my mouth. It hurt but I got over the pain far faster than I got over the fear of seeing a dentist. And there it sat. Until last night.
Last night I was drinking a bottle of water and I dropped the bottle. The plastic on the rim of the bottle grabbed my tooth and shoved it back into place! It's now perfectly straight and flush with the other teeth like it hadn't been in hiding for the last 4 years. I've eaten since then and it didn't budge.
Reminded us of the little girl from Christmas Vacation.
This reminds me of when I was in high school, and had braces to fix an underbite and while practicing a helicopter throw for color guard I smacked myself in the face (don't look up when you're doing a helicopter toss kids) and knocked my teeth the rest of the way in to position without breaking a single bracket.