BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!
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I'm not gonna consider going out with someone who takes the phrase "finish me off" quite that literally.
--Patrick
How to monetize Tinder properly -
When in doubt, spam emojis. 60% of the time it works every time.
A tinder says what?
Well at least she's up front about it.
Gonna need a pic of said asshole first. To gauge hygiene.
Presentation is everything
A lady likes a man with humor and class.
When in doubt, spam emojis. 60% of the time it works every time.
A tinder says what?
Well at least she's up front about it.
Gonna need a pic of said asshole first. To gauge hygiene.
Presentation is everything
A lady likes a man with humor and class.
Why am I reminded of Edna Mode?Presentation is everything
Also, for a moment I thought it said "Jeep"
"Hey Sis, you won't believe what just happened to me."
"Yeah? What?"
"This guy, well...[animated description of events goes here]"
"Omigod! That's my fetish! Do you think you could find him again?"
"Srsly? Well, I guess we are sisters, so..."
--Patrick
I actually also use a Wayne's World quote on my OKC profile, which of course brings in exactly zero views but whatever.
Aaaand sometimes TINDER LIES TO YOU (not the other person, actually Tinder)
And sometimes the lies are due to sneaky developers taking advantage of poorly written code in the Tinder App.
Ugh, I've known too many guys who have tried a variation of this: they sat they're broken up with girlfriend, go out with another girl and then tell the other girl that he and his girlfriend "have gotten back together". Most times the original girlfriend never knew she was "broken up with".
True, but I've also know friends who've had this done to them even without "teh sex". Still gross either way.Well, yeah, but they usually first have sex
Oh, absolutely, the whole "testing the waters"/"keeping a toe in"/"keeping the skills alive" thing is skeevy and sleazy and yucky. I don't feel a need to keep my womanizing skills* up, I'm in a relationship and sincerely hope I'll never need them again.
*I don't actually have womanizing skills.
Hmm
I'm thinking "no."
Right to the point
Unrelated
How aggressive can it really be if you have to ask to do so?
Bleck.
What a save.
Probably no.
Psht, I can do that without going anywhere.
Actual Cannibal Shia LeDouche
This again
Negging alive and well
Lol no
The order of operations is kinda important on this one.
Sorry, this position requires at least 3 years experience.
Well cut it up and put it on a pizza then.
I'm thinking "no."
Right to the point
Unrelated
How aggressive can it really be if you have to ask to do so?
Bleck.
What a save.
Probably no.
Psht, I can do that without going anywhere.
Actual Cannibal Shia LeDouche
This again
Negging alive and well
Lol no
The order of operations is kinda important on this one.
Sorry, this position requires at least 3 years experience.
Well cut it up and put it on a pizza then.
You'd think some people would know better, but it's never a good idea to take your introduction cues from porn.