The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Cajungal said:
Similar thing happened with my niece. She discovered her clitoris at about 2 years old on the little-kid swings that you have to place them into. She'd scoot into the little barrier and giggle, telling me later that, "It tickles my bagina!" Now she uses my dad's massage chair.

My sister doesn't freak about it; nor does she act like it's nothing. She's told Ada the real words since she could speak, but explains that they're "private" words that people don't usually like to talk about. Like you, she doesn't want to make her feel ashamed, so she usually just diverts her attention. "That's enough chair time for now; let's color!" That usually works.
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Crazy thing is? I know TWO people who have told me similar stories. One from my teacher, the other from my cousin. Kids are weird.
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

My mother thinks I'm great with kids. I'm great with my RELATIVES kids. That niceness is out of obligation and honor to family. Any other kid chances are I'll end up flipping out with-in five minutes.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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It's kind of interesting to witness that total lack of shame. I hope my niece is never ashamed of herself... just learns not to have a public party on the swing set. Ya know, out of politeness and awareness of creepy park photographers.
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Well glad to know that's what happens. Good the smell subsides after a while because I don't need to buy any more paint! I'm torn between my hatred for smelly smells, and my hatred for spending money on anything besides comics/videogames.
 
LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

I dislike having a bedroom window that faces the street. Even though the blinds are closed, when I can hear people chatting outside my window, I run and hide at the foot of my bed. And I'll tell you why I hide, because people seem to always walk by right as I've gotten out of the shower.

I'm conviced the blinds won't do their job. :ninja:
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Perhaps you should have installed some deafs instead. Then at least you wouldn't hear the people chatting outside.

--Patrick
 
Gared

Gared

Yoshimickster said:
.....you win! A state budgeting for an out-house is one of the dumbest things I've heard any government do. And my governor's Christy!
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Well, to be fair, they didn't budget for an outhouse, they budgeted for a rest area. $1.4M worth of funding was set aside when the project started in 1991, but it took 20 years and an additional $1.8M to finish the project and along the way they discovered that the plan to tie the rest area into the nearest little town's sewer and water system wouldn't work, and the $3.2M total didn't allow for a site-specific water and sewer system. So, for 20 years' worth of work (and stalling) and $3.2M, we got an outhouse.
 
sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I was riding in my car with the windows down and sunroof open...

Then a car pulled up next to me, and I could smell the dude's breath...... it did not smell of Certs, but of decay and death.

"His breath just came from a funeral
for a mouth full of teeth that had died."
 
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