Recent content by Fun Size

My wife bought another robot vacuum and told me to name it in the app - was then surprised to look through her fleet and find Basement, Main Floor, and Suckus Maximus. To her credit, that's still what it's called.

I follow her, and the clothes that she makes are 'chef's kiss'.

This actually makes me mad at myself that I haven't seen the remake yet.

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and acknowledge that it's hard and that's ok. I mean, to be fair, it's probably at least partially hard because of the hug in the first place. Wait, what were we talking about?

What if Spirit Halloween, but racist?

As I understand it, it's a trailer for a fake movie that's in a real movie about making a movie during quarantine. Or some such nonsense.

It's infuriating that every headline I see is immediately followed by this image mentally.

I finished Disco Elysium and was bummed because I know I missed a ton and I also know I'll likely never have the time to play through again. Moved on to Spirit Hunter: Death Mark because I needed a mindless palate cleanser with no consequences, and it's pretty much what I expected. Creepy...

But...but...racism is over! Fox said so! (Sheesh. I know this stuff is out there, but this is a little close to home for me.)

I thought this was maybe it, but then my wife brought up their web page, where I had apparently managed to miss the entire "about us" entry that speaks to God and faith being a big part of their success. Fortunately, I was just offered a good position with a company that writes software for...

I just had a "cultural interview". Like, almost nothing about work or technology. More "how do you get up in the morning" or "would you buy an electric car". I described it to my wife as the most midwestern interview I've even been in. I'm surprised no one asked me my favorite casserole recipe.

I actually saw a great tweet about software managers wondering why they couldn't get experienced developers because the ones they have are always Googling things.

I just failed the Amazon coding test so hard. Didn't even get one of the two done, which is mind boggling to me. All I do is code, and code fast, and somehow in this one instance I just froze at the top. Eventually my brain kicked in, but it wouldn't have mattered. It wasn't until there was only...

I saw someone say that the real villain is the cousin who clearly knows he's still there because she hears everything but doesn't tell anyone.

That said, I've been on the job market for five days now, and I'm feeling pop-u-lar!