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figmentPez

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Difference might not be as big as you'd think.
I was about to say that it's a status symbol, not an environmental one.*

*Except for when Republican men want to pretend to be liberal in order to get women. The "fake gamer/sports/etc girl" may be a myth, but douchebag conservatives absolutely will lie about caring about the environment, feminism, human rights, and such in order to get in a woman's pants.
 
Ooohhhh, now I get it! You need Good Guys With a Gun to protect you because your cops are all under-endowed wussies. That explains a lot.
 

GasBandit

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The cops are not there to protect us.

The cops are there to enforce the moneyed interests of the ruling class.

They're just another gang. The only difference between the cops and the other street gangs is the cops get government funding.

"You talk trash about cops now, GB, but will you be saying the same thing when you need them?" -GB's dad

Dad, as you love to say when you holster your pistol to go to 7-11, "When seconds count, the cops are only minutes away." Only the problem is they're triple digit minutes away. But hey, maybe I will be sorry when my house gets burglarized and the cops are not there to show up 3 hours later to write on a clipboard and tell me my stuff is probably long gone.* And then they shoot my neighbor's dog on the way out because they felt threatened.

*Based on actual events in GB's life
 
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The cops are not there to protect us.

The cops are there to enforce the moneyed interests of the ruling class.

They're just another gang. The only difference between the cops and the other street gangs is the cops get government funding.

"You talk trash about cops now, GB, but will you be saying the same thing when you need them?" -GB's dad

Dad, as you love to say when you holster your pistol to go to 7-11, "When seconds count, the cops are only minutes away." Only the problem is they're triple digit minutes away. But hey, maybe I will be sorry when my house gets burglarized and the cops are not there to show up 3 hours later to write on a clipboard and tell me my stuff is probably long gone.* And then they shoot my neighbor's dog on the way out because they felt threatened.

*Based on actual events in GB's life
Right, they're not here to protect PEOPLE, they are there to protect PROPERTY. Police have always been about property (look up the history of policing in the United States).
 

GasBandit

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Right, they're not here to protect PEOPLE, they are there to protect PROPERTY. Police have always been about property (look up the history of policing in the United States).
And not even the property of the common citizenry. It has to be government property or ruling class property.
 
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