Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

GasBandit · Jun 27, 2016

Underling #1 suddenly had to go to Austin to translate at her mother's immigration hearing.

I'm all alone doing all the work with no underlings! >_<

PatrThom · Jun 27, 2016

Think how efficient you'll be without either of them to drag you down.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jun 27, 2016

PatrThom said:
Think how efficient you'll be without either of them to drag you down.

--Patrick

They were not dead weight. They were my Gas Bags, lifting me up!

PatrThom · Jun 27, 2016

GasBandit said:
They were not dead weight. They were my Gas Bags, lifting me up!

Spawn more Overlords!

--Patrick

Dei · Jun 27, 2016

GasBandit said:
They were not dead weight. They were my Gas Bags, lifting me up!

I guess you'll have to spend less time on imgr. [emoji14]

GasBandit · Jun 27, 2016

Dei said:
I guess you'll have to spend less time on imgr. [emoji14]

Yeah, because THAT'S gonna happen.

Dei · Jun 27, 2016

When you send your husband who never spends money on anything to look at a bunk bed your daughter likes, and then he goes and actually buys it even though her room is a disaster and now you have to spend the rest of the night dealing with it.

jwhouk · Jun 28, 2016

Coming home after my regular shift - after working two straight 16-hour days - and suddenly I feel like I'm on vacation...

Of course, the likelihood of me getting ordered to work a 16 tomorrow AM is highly likely, so trying to get as much sleep as I can is on the menu.

PatrThom · Jun 28, 2016

jwhouk said:
trying to get as much sleep as I can is on the menu.

Yes! Grab it while you can!

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jun 29, 2016

I don't wanna go to a baby shower tonight >_<

blotsfan · Jun 29, 2016

GasBandit said:
I don't wanna go to a baby shower tonight >_<

Is it normal for guys to go to those? I always thought they tended to be for women only.

GasBandit · Jun 29, 2016

blotsfan said:
Is it normal for guys to go to those? I always thought they tended to be for women only.

I used to think that too but this is like the third one I've been invited to! They're almost always excruciating.

Calleja · Jun 29, 2016

Dei · Jun 29, 2016

My mom would never allow men at a baby shower she throws. She wouldn't even let my husband be there. Or my brother be at his wife's. Not that I think he wanted to be there.

GasBandit · Jun 29, 2016

Egh. They had this game where you had to guess the circumference of the pregnant woman in squares of toilet paper. I got it exactly right and was the only one to do so.

PatrThom · Jun 30, 2016

GasBandit said:
Egh. They had this game where you had to guess the circumference of the pregnant woman in squares of toilet paper. I got it exactly right and was the only one to do so.

Sounds like someone knows their toilet paper.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jun 30, 2016

PatrThom said:
Sounds like someone knows their toilet paper.

--Patrick

Or has a firm grasp of spatial reasoning.

Bubble181 · Jun 30, 2016

GasBandit said:
Or has a firm grasp of spatial reasoning.

So, completely at random and not at all because this is a contest where I could win a trip to New Zealand or anything :whistling:

, how many kiwis do you think they can fit in a normal American Tourister piece of luggage? I'm guessing somewhere around 2000 but honestly I could be well off the mark.[DOUBLEPOST=1467296852,1467296821][/DOUBLEPOST]NOTE: the FRUIT, not the people nor the birds, and without breaking them.

GasBandit · Jun 30, 2016

Bubble181 said:
So, completely at random and not at all because this is a contest where I could win a trip to New Zealand or anything , how many kiwis do you think they can fit in a normal American Tourister piece of luggage? I'm guessing somewhere around 2000 but honestly I could be well off the mark.[DOUBLEPOST=1467296852,1467296821][/DOUBLEPOST]NOTE: the FRUIT, not the people nor the birds, and without breaking them.

There's no such thing as a "normal" american tourister piece of luggage

PatrThom · Jun 30, 2016

Bubble181 said:
So, completely at random and not at all because this is a contest where I could win a trip to New Zealand or anything , how many kiwis do you think they can fit in a normal American Tourister piece of luggage? I'm guessing somewhere around 2000 but honestly I could be well off the mark.[DOUBLEPOST=1467296852,1467296821][/DOUBLEPOST]NOTE: the FRUIT, not the people nor the birds, and without breaking them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Packing_problems

--Patrick

Tinwhistler · Jun 30, 2016

Bubble181 said:
So, completely at random and not at all because this is a contest where I could win a trip to New Zealand or anything , how many kiwis do you think they can fit in a normal American Tourister piece of luggage? I'm guessing somewhere around 2000 but honestly I could be well off the mark.[DOUBLEPOST=1467296852,1467296821][/DOUBLEPOST]NOTE: the FRUIT, not the people nor the birds, and without breaking them.

Kiwis have a very variable size, and which size luggage was not specified--but I'm guessing 1850ish

Dei · Jun 30, 2016

I fucking hate Boulder. Really, I just hate driving in Boulder, but close enough.

Squidleybits · Jun 30, 2016

My children are mean little scavengers. They found my bag of sour cherries

Now I have to play Diablo with no sour awesomeness.

PatrThom · Jun 30, 2016

Squidleybits said:
My children are mean little scavengers. They found my bag of sour cherries
Now I have to play Diablo with no sour awesomeness.

That's the pits.

--Patrick

Squidleybits · Jul 4, 2016

It is ungodly hot and I am melting!!

Sparhawk · Jul 4, 2016

Squidleybits said:
It is ungodly hot and I am melting!!

What is "ungodly hot" up there?

Squidleybits · Jul 4, 2016

Sparhawk said:
What is "ungodly hot" up there?

Lol probably cold for you guys

23 C and I was in a closed, humid room setting up my terrarium. I'm upstairs now with an open window and I'm cooling off.

Dei · Jul 4, 2016

I mean, I know you live in Canada, but..... but....

Squidleybits · Jul 4, 2016

Humidity? Side effects of my meds? No idea but I was drenched in sweat and shaking as I finished the terrarium.

Dei · Jul 4, 2016

Squidleybits said:
Humidity? Side effects of my meds? No idea but I was drenched in sweat and shaking as I finished the terrarium.

It was more likely the humidity really. Since your sweat can't really evaporate if it's really humid.

PatrThom · Jul 4, 2016

Yep, you just end up feeling like a sponge that someone left in the bottom of the sink too long.

--Patrick

Squidleybits · Jul 4, 2016

That's pretty accurate.

PatrThom · Jul 4, 2016

We have humidity, too.
...not like the South, but we're surrounded on three sides by lakes, so it happens.

--Patrick

Cheesy1 · Jul 4, 2016

Is it bad to root for the illegal firework to land on the house of the person launching it?

DarkAudit · Jul 4, 2016

Cheesy1 said:
Is it bad to root for the illegal firework to land on the house of the person launching it?

Not really. As long as there are no fatalities or really significant property damage.

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