In a homework assignment, I had to invent an organization for a needs assessment design. I came up with the Miskatonic Crisis Intervention Institute. They want to establish a hotline.

Sadly I'm pretty sure my professor won't get it.
 
In a homework assignment, I had to invent an organization for a needs assessment design. I came up with the Miskatonic Crisis Intervention Institute. They want to establish a hotline.

Sadly I'm pretty sure my professor won't get it.
He's one of the sane ones, then. You should be happy about that.
 

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Does anyone have a song they really like even though it might be a little embarrassing or outside of your usual norm because it reminds you of something?

Mine's "Everything that Glitters" by Dan Seals. I remember this one from going fishing at 5 on a cold morning. It's almost weird to heard it in high quality now because I remember it on a scratchy old truck radio. Reminds me of good times with my dad before constantly fighting with my parents as a teenager.
 

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I was searching for a reference picture for "finger with long nails", and that brings up a whole different set of search results than I thought.

I didn't get the picture I wanted, but I did get an erection
 
How the hell do people with super long nail actually wipe their butt? That's one of those questions that I'm curious about, but not sure I want the answer.
 
How the hell do people with super long nail actually wipe their butt? That's one of those questions that I'm curious about, but not sure I want the answer.
They use a bidet.

If a bidet is unavailable, they use a sink.

If a sink is unavailable, they hold it.
 
So the city between me and Boulder tries too hard to be the anti-Boulder. The latest comedy? The amount of people throwing a fit because the newly built movie theater is looking into getting a liquor license, and it is going to RUIN THEIR FAMILY FRIENDLY MOVIE EXPERIENCE!!!!!"

Never mind that every AMC in the area has been doing this for YEARS now, and there are plenty of other places for people to get drunk within walking distance of the theater already.
 

GasBandit

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So the city between me and Boulder tries too hard to be the anti-Boulder. The latest comedy? The amount of people throwing a fit because the newly built movie theater is looking into getting a liquor license, and it is going to RUIN THEIR FAMILY FRIENDLY MOVIE EXPERIENCE!!!!!"

Never mind that every AMC in the area has been doing this for YEARS now, and there are plenty of other places for people to get drunk within walking distance of the theater already.
SHUN THAT THAR LIKKER, IT'S SATAN'S SAUSE
 
I mean, someone actually complained that having beer at the movie theater was a sure sign that the area was turning into a 'Wilder city' which I feel tells you all you need to know about that city.
 
I mean, someone actually complained that having beer at the movie theater was a sure sign that the area was turning into a 'Wilder city' which I feel tells you all you need to know about that city.
I don't think I've ever been in a theater or cinema that didn't sell alcohol. Beer, at least.
 

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Texas already has several that do, though it's still a novelty. The famous Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, for example... you know it, it's the one that doesn't allow kids and kicks people out for texting or talking. They've been trending a couple times for it.
 
Two theaters in town (three if you count the "special events" downtown rinky-dink) and not a drop. With the horrible messes and generally lack-luster cleaning crews it is probably for the best, those theaters would REEK after the first week of beer sales.
 
I don't think any theaters here sell it, but I don't think there would be any uproar if they started.
There is *1* but it's an indie movie theater in Amherst.

I hear enough drunk stories about my relatives to know how things would end if they had alcohol in movie theaters around there. ;)
 
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god, I am never sure if it's my mom or dad who post stupid things on Facebook, but now it's a video comparison between Obama and Reagan on how each handled terrorists. I AM GOING TO GO LAUGH UNDER MY DESK TO MAKE SURE I DON'T MAKE A COMMENT ON THEIR POST.
 
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god, I am never sure if it's my mom or dad who post stupid things on Facebook, but now it's a video comparison between Obama and Reagan on how each handled terrorists. I AM GOING TO GO LAUGH UNDER MY DESK TO MAKE SURE I DON'T MAKE A COMMENT ON THEIR POST.
I mean, to be fair, "handling" can mean "aiding and abetting" so I'm sure Iran-Contra is the first example in the video.
 
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god, I am never sure if it's my mom or dad who post stupid things on Facebook, but now it's a video comparison between Obama and Reagan on how each handled terrorists. I AM GOING TO GO LAUGH UNDER MY DESK TO MAKE SURE I DON'T MAKE A COMMENT ON THEIR POST.
Whats wrong with that? Theres a huge difference. Obama killed Osama Bin Laden, one of the most dangerous terrorists in the world, and Reagan gave him weapons.
 
This is the video. I am trying very hard to not make a comment. I am already envisioning what is going to happen when my grandmother makes some comment about Muslims at Thanksgiving. This is good practice. :p

 
I think it would be funny to see, at a convention, an EDI from Mass Effect 3 cosplayer "looking for her Joker" and being alternatively hit on by various renditions of the DC comics character and threatened by an army of Harley Quinn's.

This cold medication might be stronger than I thought, or at least shouldn't be chased with tullamore dew.
 
I seriously want to get a group of friends to dress as Elcor and perform Shakespeare. It is my fondest cosplay wish.
With wonder: Oh soft, what light through yonder window breaks. Amazed: It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Proudly: Arise fair sun, and kill the envious moon. Disdainful: Who is already sick and pale with grief that thou her maid art far more fair than she.
 
With wonder: Oh soft, what light through yonder window breaks. Amazed: It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Proudly: Arise fair sun, and kill the envious moon. Disdainful: Who is already sick and pale with grief that thou her maid art far more fair than she.
Query: what roll will HK-47 play in this meatbag production?
 
So I've been working on a project at work for an outside client. A few months ago, I had to create a fake person for them to use sample data. I made an account for "John Q. Public" but she said she wanted me to change the name because it looks too much like "John Q Pubic." Kinda funny, but whatever.

So now, theres a report I'm working on that keeps track of historical data. However, since the word "cumulative" is too long, she just asked me to shorten it to "cum" everywhere on the spreadsheet.

I'm not gonna argue, but really?
 
So I've been working on a project at work for an outside client. A few months ago, I had to create a fake person for them to use sample data. I made an account for "John Q. Public" but she said she wanted me to change the name because it looks too much like "John Q Pubic." Kinda funny, but whatever.

So now, theres a report I'm working on that keeps track of historical data. However, since the word "cumulative" is too long, she just asked me to shorten it to "cum" everywhere on the spreadsheet.

I'm not gonna argue, but really?
So she got cum all over your spreadsheets and didn't get fired? Wow.
 

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One of my old high school acquaintances is a facebook friend. Every time she talks about her kid I get this visceral, shuddery feeling. The name Kenleigh is ugly and terrible.
 
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