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Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

Discussion in 'General' started by stienman, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    Or someone from El Paso claiming to be a Texan!

    *This is a specific kind of joke that hinges on the reader knowing that El Paso is kind of the "unwanted stepchild" city of Texas, in that everyone basically pretends it's really part of New Mexico, or even old Mexico, not Texas.
     
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  2. Celt Z

    Celt Z Ginger

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    Ew, who does that?

    We get sandwiched in between two major metropolitan areas, and we never get credit for the stuff that IS ours. Except for the Devils. Bleah.
     
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  3. Denbrought

    Denbrought The Last Dancelord

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    Texas is indeed a mysterious land.

     
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    blotsfan Upper Crust

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    We all know Chris Christie is one of you.
     
  5. Gruebeard

    Gruebeard King of Cheese

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    This one wasn't.

    But then, I'm not a Buffaloan - grew up across the river - so it's not like I was truly indoctrinated.
     
  6. blotsfan

    blotsfan Upper Crust

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    I'll say you're not.
     
  7. Celt Z

    Celt Z Ginger

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    You don't have to rub it in. :(
     
  8. HCGLNS

    HCGLNS Grumpier than most.

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    I'm sorry. But when ever I hear about Chris Christie I immediately think of Crisco brand lard. Do you have that in the states?
     
  9. Celt Z

    Celt Z Ginger

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    Clearly we do in Jersey!




    I joke to ease the pain...
     
  10. Gruebeard

    Gruebeard King of Cheese

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    I think he's just getting you back for knocking the Bills at regular intervals. Oh wait, that's me that does that.


    I want to get you back for the Giants. So, uh, thanks for helping out a Pats fan, @blotsfan.
     
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  11. jwhouk

    jwhouk Stuck In North Central Walkerstan

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    At least @blotsfan and I have our mutual hatred for Cindy Crosby and his buncha whining cheaters.
     
  12. DarkAudit

    DarkAudit Back to Back Champion

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    And no cups between you. :trolol:
     
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  13. Null

    Null Random Internet Nobody

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    That's the sort of place I was in as a child in Ohio. Pittsburgh was the closest major city, so people were Pirates and Steelers fans, not Bengals, Reds, Indians, or Browns.
     
  14. DarkAudit

    DarkAudit Back to Back Champion

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    The weird thing is, Morgantown is in the Pittsburgh DMA for determining what local channels you get from like DirecTV or Dish. Even though the Clarksburg DMA is closer by half. The end result of this is the local PBS station is WQED out of Pittsburgh, even though the Morgantown PBS station was just across the street from my last job. But it was in the Clarksburg DMA, so it wasn't included.
     
  15. Cheesy1

    Cheesy1 Nice Guy a la mode

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. PatrThom

    PatrThom Genuinely Curious

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    I WAS GOING TO SAY THE SAME THING

    --Patrick
     
  17. LittleKagsin

    LittleKagsin la femme

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    :unibrow: :unibrow: :unibrow:
     
  18. Sparhawk

    Sparhawk Hoopy Frood

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    They do actually have a different time zone out there, so, is it really part of the rest of the state? Hmmmm, a mystery for DUCKTALES!
     
  19. Cheesy1

    Cheesy1 Nice Guy a la mode

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  20. Null

    Null Random Internet Nobody

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    I was gonna make a post like "The Thirst Is Real" or something, but honestly I'm glad to see Cheesy swinging for the fences and making contact.
     
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  21. HCGLNS

    HCGLNS Grumpier than most.

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    It was a double chocolate donut.
     
  22. Sparhawk

    Sparhawk Hoopy Frood

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    Oh... that was yours? Sorry. I can return it tomorrow...
     
  23. PatrThom

    PatrThom Genuinely Curious

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    By then it will be triple chocolate.
    ...or single, depending on how you want to keep score.

    --Patrick
     
  24. Tiger Tsang

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    Define Creepy
     
  25. Null

    Null Random Internet Nobody

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    Use a mirror.
     
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  26. WasabiPoptart

    WasabiPoptart Village Crazy Lady

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    No one who is actually from New Jersey, that's for sure. Down in the south part of the state we pretty much hated all New Yorkers. Except in the summer when we just hated all the shoobies.
     
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  27. HCGLNS

    HCGLNS Grumpier than most.

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    Don't tease. It was left on the top of the car and snatched away by seagull wearing a trump hat.
     
  28. Gruebeard

    Gruebeard King of Cheese

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    Diehard on a ship was terrible, but backing Trump and stealing donuts? Despicable!
     
  29. Emrys

    Emrys Queen of the Doomweasels!

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    It sucks when you want to cry and don't know why.
     
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  30. jwhouk

    jwhouk Stuck In North Central Walkerstan

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    That explains me every night before I go to work.

    Oh wait, that does explain why, never mind.
     
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  31. Bubble181

    Bubble181 The odd one out

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    Also:

    It sucks when you want to cry and can't.
     
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    I'm in charge of grading the trial translations of prospective translators who want to work for us. Sometimes I will look up the applicant on social media, such as Facebook, after grading their trial translation. It always fills me with a pang of regret to have to reject the hot girls, which is why I make sure I only look them up after I've made a decision on their translation test.

    Just now I had to reject an Italian girl who bears more than a passing resemblance to Gal Gadot. My pang of regret is reverberating through my chest like a gong.
     
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  33. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    Both my underlings are out today ;_; I was expecting Underling 2 to be out, and Underling 1 to be back. Instead, I'm gonna have to do everything by myself >_<

    This is not a good ramp up to my week off.
     
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  34. Frank

    Frank Mediocre, eh?

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    I left my kitchen window fan on during the big fire I had in my backyard this weekend. Now my whole house reeks of smoke. It still hasn't dissipated. Doesn't help that the storm yesterday blew in fire smoke from BC. Now everything is smokey inside and out.
     
  35. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    Hi Smokey, I'm the Bandit :D
     
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