Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

Uni dorms open today. I'm absolutely out of coffee and have to go downtown if I want more. Right into the heart of move-in traffic. Don't wanna, but I hafta. :cry:
 

fade

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TMI...

I haven't had sex in such a long time. UGHHHHH. It's. Getting to me and I'm not having a great time. :/ Whine whine whine.
You and me both. I'm starting to think I'm going to do an impression of the wicked witch's feet at the beginning of Wizard of Oz...

You are all welcome for that image.
 
You and me both. I'm starting to think I'm going to do an impression of the wicked witch's feet at the beginning of Wizard of Oz...

You are all welcome for that image.
Toe Curling is Canadian slang for sex. So you just told us you are getting laid....
 
We ALL need bacon wrapped tater tots! :D
I invented something new at the grocery store today!! I will combine these in the air fryer! But only after a lot of gravol and rest. I did my treatment last night and shouldn't have gone out at all. I had a package waiting at the post office and thought it was a box of Snuffles Bears. It was my green laser. Cool but not worth a trip on recovery day.

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GasBandit

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Viewing that link requires opting in to NSFW content in one's user profile.

But be warned... when you open that can of worms...

... things get reprehensibly filthy.

YE BE WARNED
 
Your area has nothing so you have to root for Pittsburgh sports while still pretending that you hate them in college football.
"My area" has always been Pittsburgh. It's only an hour away. The local stations are all Pittsburgh. It's not like Huntington that somehow manages to be Reds territory. :p
 

GasBandit

Staff member
You sound like someone from New Jersey claiming to be a New Yorker.
Or someone from El Paso claiming to be a Texan!

*This is a specific kind of joke that hinges on the reader knowing that El Paso is kind of the "unwanted stepchild" city of Texas, in that everyone basically pretends it's really part of New Mexico, or even old Mexico, not Texas.
 
Or someone from El Paso claiming to be a Texan!

*This is a specific kind of joke that hinges on the reader knowing that El Paso is kind of the "unwanted stepchild" city of Texas, in that everyone basically pretends it's really part of New Mexico, or even old Mexico, not Texas.
Texas is indeed a mysterious land.

 
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