Well, that answers a question I've been meaning to ask.
Guess I won't be querying y'all to find out if my masturbation habits are wierd.
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Guess I won't be querying y'all to find out if my masturbation habits are wierd.
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Are Gruebeard's masterbation habits weird?
GasBandit
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Buddy, I won't even put them in the Reprehensible Filth thread.
Let's just say his handle plays more of a role than you'd like to imagine.
No, though wearing the habit during the day as well makes it a bit weird.
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Is asking about Gruebeard's masterbation habits in a "things I hate" thread weird?
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I sit on my left hand until it falls asleep...
Then do it with your hand upside down.
The Stranger.
If y ou sit on your hand, then use my hand, that isn't The Stranger, that's just A Stranger.
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I caught that as I posted. Won't let me edit an anonymous post.
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Unless my memory is really playing tricks on me, it isn't.I'm convinced the last two or three posts was @Bubble181 talking to himself
GasBandit
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That's just untrue.
Unless you're @Yoshimickster, then you're wired.
GasBandit
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I BEFORE E
EXCEPT AFTER C
TO MAKE THE SOUND "EE."
E BEFORE I IS THE WAY
TO MAKE IT RHYME WITH LETTER "A"
(unless you're German, then it rhymes with "I.")
GAGHRBAGRNAGHRABLAGGA
Directly to the craaaaaaazy system we call the universe!
Omg!! I couldn't handle that!!Donald Trump and his robocalls. He's been shouting at me 3-4 times a week since the primaries.
I had an actual survey call about Chris Christie, the current corruption festering in the governor's position in New Jersey. I was asked if I felt he would make a good VP candidate, I said no, he would better serve in another capacity. This went on for a while, before I was finally asked, "Well then, what do you see as being a proper role for Chris Christie to play in government?" I said, "As a severed head mounted on a pike, with a sign reading 'THUS ARE THE WAGES OF CORRUPTION', before the statehouse." The call abruptly ended there. And after I went through all the trouble of pronouncing in capital letters.
hey! This is one more call to arms, or assassination, or revolution, or something, that's bound to get the NSA, FBI and FSB paying close attention to us.
