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Anonymous 4Chan trolls posted a fake screenshot of a tweet by verified "Entertainment Tonight" that "confirmed" Justin Bieber had leukemia. Tweets from Kanye, Nicki Minaj, and Chris Brown seemed to support the news. Then: Beliebers began posting pics and vids of themselves with their heads shaved in a global show of support hashtagged #BaldForBieber. Miraculously: The rumors were false and the Biebs is just fine, and now a bunch of tweens (and other random fans) have no hair.
 
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Yeah... a touch too close to home to be amused. Sorry.
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I have three massive lumps on the back of my head that I see a specialist about next week. My hair fell out and is only starting to grow back now. And despite that, your hair at the worst of times still looks better than mine at the best of times.

You should be happy with your hair!
 
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After integrating the baby rats in with the big one tonight, something funny happened. Big guy's been patient with them, but then, one was in his favorite bed. His favorite bed is a tissue box standing on its side next to one of the ramps. He stood there, staring at the baby, he wouldn't leave the bed, wouldn't move up the ramp, wasn't doing anything. He sniffed, stamped his feet, and then he reared up and whacked the backside of the tissue box so the opening fell over with the baby rat inside. Then he waddled up the ramp while the box thumped and shook from the baby trying to put it upright and escape.
 
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After integrating the baby rats in with the big one tonight, something funny happened. Big guy's been patient with them, but then, one was in his favorite bed. His favorite bed is a tissue box standing on its side next to one of the ramps. He stood there, staring at the baby, he wouldn't leave the bed, wouldn't move up the ramp, wasn't doing anything. He sniffed, stamped his feet, and then he reared up and whacked the backside of the tissue box so the opening fell over with the baby rat inside. Then he waddled up the ramp while the box thumped and shook from the baby trying to put it upright and escape.
Damn kids, sleeping in his tissue box. That'll show 'em.
 

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I just realized something: I have a friend who totally looks like Josef Stalin - back when he was still a young and hip seminary student:



And do you know what makes it even creepier? My friend's half-Ukrainian, half-Russian.

I think I better keep an eye on him... and make sure he never gets into politics. He's a pretty cool guy otherwise. Played a mean-ass paladin in WoW, too...
 
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I'm an idiot who decided to shave my head with my electrical razor and did one square and realized it was a stupid idea. Gonna get a really short haircut today.
 
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I'm an idiot who decided to shave my head with my electrical razor and did one square and realized it was a stupid idea. Gonna get a really short haircut today.
Do not play lightly on head-shaving, for it is a sacred art. I should know, I shave my entire head(minus my eye-brows) every New Years. Before and after pics will be seen then.
 
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Yeah, the shaving of one's head can definitely be a big undertaking. Also, by "electric razor" are we talking like a Norelco or Braun shaver that you use to shave face stubble, or a nice solid set of clippers? Because I've tried shaving my head with the former, and it's really not the tool for the job; now when I need to get rid of a few months' worth of hair growth I head for my clippers and they work like a charm.
 
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Its also good to cut off the long hair before using an electric razor. I tried using JUST an electric razor once, took me forever until I remembered I could use scissors. Course it would take me forever any way, as I am a hairy hairy man.
 
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Yeah, the shaving of one's head can definitely be a big undertaking. Also, by "electric razor" are we talking like a Norelco or Braun shaver that you use to shave face stubble, or a nice solid set of clippers? Because I've tried shaving my head with the former, and it's really not the tool for the job; now when I need to get rid of a few months' worth of hair growth I head for my clippers and they work like a charm.
I use barber grade hair clippers on my face. I'm backwards.
 
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Yeah, the shaving of one's head can definitely be a big undertaking. Also, by "electric razor" are we talking like a Norelco or Braun shaver that you use to shave face stubble, or a nice solid set of clippers? Because I've tried shaving my head with the former, and it's really not the tool for the job; now when I need to get rid of a few months' worth of hair growth I head for my clippers and they work like a charm.
The face stubble one. Like I was shaving my sideburns and I thought "Huh. I wonder if I could shave my entire head with this." I cut one little square and realized that was a stupid idea. Thankfully theres a barber shop in my apartment building and they did a pretty good job of evening everything out. My hair is a little shorter than I'd like but it also grows fast so in a few weeks it should be a normal buzz.
 
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The face stubble one. Like I was shaving my sideburns and I thought "Huh. I wonder if I could shave my entire head with this." I cut one little square and realized that was a stupid idea. Thankfully theres a barber shop in my apartment building and they did a pretty good job of evening everything out. My hair is a little shorter than I'd like but it also grows fast so in a few weeks it should be a normal buzz.
Yeah, I've found that those do a much better job of pulling hair than than they do of cutting it, possibly because most hair seems to be thinner and softer than stubble.
 
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My beard hair is incredibly thick. I literally need to get a new blade every 2-3 times I shave. Coincidentally, this is why I sometimes go a month or more without shaving. What am I, made of shaving blade money?
 
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I only use electric shavers when I(if ever) shave. Gillette is all a scam man.

Edit: Also apparently Disney bought out Lucasarts...you know what I'm not worried. Because what could Disney do to Star Wars that was worse than what George di-

...oh right. Darth Mater. Ugh.
 
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Depends on what you're shaving (no, not that, get your minds out of the gutter). I have no problem using an electric razor on my face; but I much prefer using a blade on my head, when I'm shaving my head.
 
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No, but I've been wanting one for quite a while now. Just haven't gone through the research to make sure I'd be getting a good product.
I hope its good, if I buy a razor I don't want to replace it every damn time I shave. I believe the guy who made that products philosophy was "If you want to be rich, design something that people throw away" paraphrased not read.
 
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Love is... Steeping a perfectly good white shirt in tea the night before Halloween so your kid can have a more authentic feeling pirate costume.

Now I am looking at the perfectly good vest and drying to decide how to make it look more piratey. It's stitched in a way that I don't think just cutting it will be of much use. I wish I had some white fabric markers, then I'd just draw on it.
 
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