Remember that drool-worthy Michelle Jenneke warming-up-dancing video?
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I just want you guys to know that I really want to fuck this girl
GasBandit
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I want to clone her to create a half dozen litter-bearers to carry me on my daily commute in an ostentatious box on sticks.
I'm glad I'm at home for my lunch break so I can masturbate to that picture now, thanks
you're a sick pervert[DOUBLEPOST=1359408715][/DOUBLEPOST]
SKINNY!? HAVE YOU SEEN HER LEGS?![DOUBLEPOST=1359408783][/DOUBLEPOST]No, scratch that, did you see the comedy video? She's not SKINNY, she's athletic as fuck, but she even has a tiny bit of a sexy (and athletic) belly you can notice in the toothbrushing scene.
Thanks for helping me cum with this thread.
We either have very different definitions of "skinny" or you're just looking at her neck or something:
"skinny" has a negative context to me, kinda like unhealthily thin, yeah? I don't see that at aaaaall.
Doesn't take much when you're backed up eh?
Of course it does, you're Mexican
I don't get this joke.... aren't 'mericans the fat ones?Of course it does, you're Mexican
No joking. Mexicans/Hispanics/Latinos prefer their women curvy over skinny. Most of our entire lives we hear our women/sisters told they need to eat more. It's something we grow up hearing/believing.
The photos of her in the funny video are more attractive to me. The gif of her at the track meet is quite skinny. obviously during the off season she gains a good weight.We either have very different definitions of "skinny" or you're just looking at her neck or something:
"skinny" has a negative context to me, kinda like unhealthily thin, yeah? I don't see that at aaaaall.
That's... not really true down here, at least not in my experience. Anorexia was rampant in my high school.
There's anorexic issues in America as well. Maybe I just grew up in a good/healthy Hispanic/Mexican family.
Needs more tacos!
Mmmm.... hips...
As someone who used to do both sprinting and long-distance running for a while, I totally objectify her running talents.
And by that I mean her legs.
GasBandit
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You insensitive prick, I have a disability which prevents me from feeling bad about things.
That explains so much.
GasBandit
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This is literally all that does through my head when I open this thread:
So here's the deal. If you have a history of ragging on someone and you start trolling them in a thread when they haven't even commented in it yet, then guess what? People report it. Your post got reported Gilgamesh . So I did the nice, civil thing, which was to say, hey, cut it out. You think it's unfair? Well guess what? If you want to report someone else's posts because you think they have violated our rules then by all means, go for it and we will confer and deal with it if it's needed.
But if you just want to show everyone how big of a dick you got to swing online, and this goes for anyone who wants to attack us for daring to do our job around here and try to keep you dips in some sort of very crooked line, then by all means, lets find out how well that works. GasBandit? Gilgamesh? Shall we all "flex our nuts" and "yell" guys? See how well that works out?
But if you just want to show everyone how big of a dick you got to swing online, and this goes for anyone who wants to attack us for daring to do our job around here and try to keep you dips in some sort of very crooked line, then by all means, lets find out how well that works. GasBandit? Gilgamesh? Shall we all "flex our nuts" and "yell" guys? See how well that works out?
GasBandit
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You need a vacation, Javert.