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Remember that drool-worthy Michelle Jenneke warming-up-dancing video?

Jan 28, 2013#1

Calleja

In case you lived under a rock last year, Australian runner Michelle Jenneke made half the internet drool like mad with this:

Well, now we have this:

I swear to Thor she's now like two times as attractive to me now knowing she has an awesome sense of humor.

Jan 28, 2013#2

Jay

Dem hips.

Jan 28, 2013#3

Ravenpoe

Calleja said:
In case you lived under a rock last year, Australian runner Michelle Jenneke made half the internet drool like mad with this:

Well, now we have this:

I swear to Thor she's now like two times as attractive to me now knowing she has an awesome sense of humor.

The crew at the end got me.

Jan 28, 2013#4

Calleja

Jay said:
Dem hips.

Right!? AND DOSE LEGS! Damn. She's made me bite my knuckles so much they hurt now.

Jan 28, 2013#5

Gilgamesh

Gaiz, yoo shuldnt bee treeting gurlz liek meat kkthnx. Dis iz why feministz r so rite.

Jan 28, 2013#6

Calleja

I don't think Ms Jenneke minds the ogling.

Jan 28, 2013#7

Espy

Knock the trolling off Gilgamesh.

Jan 28, 2013#8

Charlie Don't Surf

I WANNA RIDE THAT LIKE A GODDAMN BRONCO BULL

Jan 28, 2013#9

Emrys

Did we have some sort of Freaky Friday reenactment while I was gone?

Jan 28, 2013#10

Gilgamesh

Espy said:
Knock the trolling off Gilgamesh.

Oh sure, when I do it! :rofl:

Jan 28, 2013#11

Calleja

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I WANNA RIDE THAT LIKE A GODDAMN BRONCO BULL

I think I'd be content just to see her dance and smile.... and sway those hips, jump around, smile and sway, sway for hours and hours and... bouncy...

hips... sway

australia

Jan 28, 2013#12

Charlie Don't Surf

I'D LIKE TA BITE THAT ON THE BUTT, DEVELOP LOCKJAW, AND GET DRAGGED TO DEATH!

Jan 28, 2013#13

Calleja

Trying too hard, bro.

Jan 28, 2013#14

Ravenpoe

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I'D LIKE TA BITE THAT ON THE BUTT, DEVELOP LOCKJAW, AND GET DRAGGED TO DEATH!

I lawled

Jan 28, 2013#15

Gilgamesh

Calleja said:
Trying too hard, bro.

Story of his life? :awesome:

Jan 28, 2013#16

ThatNickGuy

I'D LIKE TO TAKE HER OUT TO A NICE DINNER, DANCING, AND A HUG OR HANDSHAKE TO END THE NIGHT!

Jan 28, 2013#17

Gusto

I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE HER TO MY PARENTS AFTER A SUITABLE COURTING PERIOD

Jan 28, 2013#18

ThatNickGuy

I'D LIKE HER TO TOTALLY FRIEND ZONE ME AND DATE JERKS!

Jan 28, 2013#19

Emrys

Jan 28, 2013#20

Charlie Don't Surf

i would like to put my penis into her vagina probably like. 50 times. maybe 100.

Jan 28, 2013#21

Calleja

sway... sway.. hips.. legs..smile.. boys boys boys...

*head moves side to side, blank stare*

Jan 28, 2013#22

WasabiPoptart

I'd hit it.

Jan 28, 2013#23

Anonymous

WasabiPoptart said:
I'd hit it.

Jan 28, 2013#24

GasBandit

I like this thread. I like Gil and Chuck trying to lampoon each other. I like dancing athletic girls with a sense of humor. And I like it when mods try to flex nuts on a post that got 3 brofists.

Jan 28, 2013#25

Gilgamesh

GasBandit said:
I like this thread. I like Gil and Chuck trying to lampoon each other. I like dancing athletic girls with a sense of humor. And I like it when mods try to flex nuts on a post that got 3 brofists.

I don't see lampooning as much as having a chuckle. As for the mods, I find it funny when they yell at someone for doing something, and not at someonelse for doing the same thing or even better, warning someone against speaking against a person, when that person doesn't even care.

Jan 28, 2013#26

Ravenpoe

Gilgamesh said:
I don't see lampooning as much as having a chuckle. As for the mods, I find it funny when they yell at someone for doing something, and not at someonelse for doing the same thing or even better, warning someone against speaking against a person, when that person doesn't even care.

Fuck the police!

Except ours.

Jan 28, 2013#27

Gilgamesh

Ravenpoe said:
Fuck the police!

Except ours.

Jan 28, 2013#28

Dave

I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE HER TO MY SON BECAUSE I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER DAD!!

Jan 28, 2013#29

Gusto

GasBandit said:
I like this thread. I like Gil and Chuck trying to lampoon each other. I like dancing athletic girls with a sense of humor. And I like it when mods try to flex nuts on a post that got 3 brofists.

Never underestimate the strength of my nuts.

Jan 28, 2013#30

Calleja

*blank eyes, swinging torso*

boys boys boys :notes:

Jan 28, 2013#31

Officer_Charon

I just highly approve of anything Michelle Jenneke-related.

And yes, I agree - it's fantastic that she's got enough of a sense of humor to want to work with these guys on this video.

Gil's having a laugh, Charlie appears to be having a laugh at Gil having a laugh.

Gusto's nuts are mighty.

Jan 28, 2013#32

WasabiPoptart

Gusto said:
Never underestimate the strength of my nuts.

Can you crack nuts with your nuts?

Jan 28, 2013#33

Calleja

I'd bet Michelle ma belle here would be able to crack nuts with her thighs.

Those shapely, swinging, dancing thighs..... boys boys boys... sway sway sway

Jan 28, 2013#34

Adam

She's definitely a Type A...for Adam. :awesome:

(damn lucky stienman )

Jan 28, 2013#35

Gilgamesh

WasabiPoptart said:
Can you crack nuts with your nuts?

Perhaps not, but can you do this?

Felt+This+Just+Needed+To+Be+Out+Here....+I+bet_3a65c5_3330022.gif

Jan 28, 2013#36

fade

HEY. You're only allowed to objectify brains, personalities, and non-sexual physical talents. No objectifying bodies. Also, good luck with that.

Jan 28, 2013#37

Calleja

Those breasts MUST feel like bags of sand, maybe that's the girl Steve Carrell's character met in 40-Year-Old Virgin

Jan 28, 2013#38

Charlie Don't Surf

I just want you guys to know that I really want to fuck this girl

Jan 28, 2013#39

Adam

I wish to cover her body in dark, heavy cloth with only a small space for her eyes, and then cover that space with a thick veil that is difficult to see out of. She can wear the jogging shorts under that.

Jan 28, 2013#40

GasBandit

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I just want you guys to know that I really want to fuck this girl

I want to clone her to create a half dozen litter-bearers to carry me on my daily commute in an ostentatious box on sticks.

Jan 28, 2013#41

Calleja

This is literally all that does through my head when I open this thread:

[DOUBLEPOST=1359408600][/DOUBLEPOST]Well, that and the shot in the comedy video where they're watching Up and she has her legs up like that.... damn.

Jan 28, 2013#42

Charlie Don't Surf

I'm glad I'm at home for my lunch break so I can masturbate to that picture now, thanks

Jan 28, 2013#43

Adam

It's the smile. The body is nice, but kinda skinny. But her smile just lights up that gif. and I know gifs!

Jan 28, 2013#44

Calleja

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I'm glad I'm at home for my lunch break so I can masturbate to that picture now, thanks

you're a sick pervert[DOUBLEPOST=1359408715][/DOUBLEPOST]

Adam said:
It's the smile. The body is nice, but kinda skinny. But her smile just lights up that gif. and I know gifs!

SKINNY!? HAVE YOU SEEN HER LEGS?![DOUBLEPOST=1359408783][/DOUBLEPOST]No, scratch that, did you see the comedy video? She's not SKINNY, she's athletic as fuck, but she even has a tiny bit of a sexy (and athletic) belly you can notice in the toothbrushing scene.

Jan 28, 2013#45

Charlie Don't Surf

Calleja said:
you're a sick pervert.

Thanks for helping me cum with this thread.

Jan 28, 2013#46

Adam

She's not SUPER skinny, but she's still fairly skinny. Don't know how tall she is. Her legs are very nice legs though, I give you that + 2.

Jan 28, 2013#47

Calleja

Adam said:
She's not SUPER skinny, but she's still fairly skinny. Don't know how tall she is. Her legs are very nice legs though, I give you that + 2.

We either have very different definitions of "skinny" or you're just looking at her neck or something:

"skinny" has a negative context to me, kinda like unhealthily thin, yeah? I don't see that at aaaaall.

Jan 28, 2013#48

Gilgamesh

Charlie Don't Surf said:
Thanks for helping me cum with this thread.

Doesn't take much when you're backed up eh?

Calleja said:
"skinny" has a negative context to me, kinda like unhealthily thin, yeah? I don't see that at aaaaall.

Of course it does, you're Mexican

Jan 28, 2013#49

Calleja

Gilgamesh said:
Of course it does, you're Mexican

I don't get this joke.... aren't 'mericans the fat ones?

Jan 28, 2013#50

Gilgamesh

Calleja said:
I don't get this joke.... aren't 'mericans the fat ones?

No joking. Mexicans/Hispanics/Latinos prefer their women curvy over skinny. Most of our entire lives we hear our women/sisters told they need to eat more. It's something we grow up hearing/believing.

Jan 28, 2013#51

Adam

Calleja said:
We either have very different definitions of "skinny" or you're just looking at her neck or something:

"skinny" has a negative context to me, kinda like unhealthily thin, yeah? I don't see that at aaaaall.

The photos of her in the funny video are more attractive to me. The gif of her at the track meet is quite skinny. obviously during the off season she gains a good weight.

Jan 28, 2013#52

Calleja

Gilgamesh said:
No joking. Mexicans/Hispanics/Latinos prefer their women curvy over skinny. Most of our entire lives we hear our women/sisters told they need to eat more. It's something we grow up hearing/believing.

That's... not really true down here, at least not in my experience. Anorexia was rampant in my high school.

Jan 28, 2013#53

Gilgamesh

Calleja said:
That's... not really true down here, at least not in my experience. Anorexy was rampant in my high school.

There's anorexic issues in America as well. Maybe I just grew up in a good/healthy Hispanic/Mexican family.

Jan 28, 2013#54

Adam

Calleja said:
That's... not really true down here, at least not in my experience. Anorexia was rampant in my high school.

Needs more tacos!

Jan 28, 2013#55

Azurephoenix

Mmmm.... hips...

Jan 28, 2013#56

GasBandit

The video makes her seem pretty darn tall.

Jan 28, 2013#57

Calleja

"She's so bouncy.."

"My scoliosis is cured."

"I can see colors again."

"I can now talk to animals"

"I think I just forgave my father."

Jan 28, 2013#58

Wahad

fade said:
HEY. You're only allowed to objectify brains, personalities, and non-sexual physical talents. No objectifying bodies. Also, good luck with that.

As someone who used to do both sprinting and long-distance running for a while, I totally objectify her running talents.

And by that I mean her legs.

Jan 28, 2013#59

Frank

I'd like you all to feel bad for finding that attractive athletic girl attractive. Thanks.

Jan 28, 2013#60

GasBandit

Frank said:
I'd like you all to feel bad for finding that attractive athletic girl attractive. Thanks.

You insensitive prick, I have a disability which prevents me from feeling bad about things.

Jan 28, 2013#61

Tress

GasBandit said:
You insensitive prick, I have a disability which prevents me from feeling bad about things.

That explains so much.

Jan 28, 2013#62

Calleja

I have a disability from posting in this thread without re-watching Michelle ma belle's video.

Michelle. Ma belle. These are words that go together well, my Michelle.

I love you I love you I LOOOOOOOOOooovE youuuuuu, that's all I want to say.

Jan 28, 2013#63

GasBandit

Tress said:
That explains so much.

Comes in handy when parking.

Jan 28, 2013#64

Calleja

Until I find a way I will say the only words I know that you'll understaaaand...

boysboysboys :notes:

Jan 28, 2013#65

Adam

Calleja said:
This is literally all that does through my head when I open this thread:

Jan 28, 2013#66

Espy

So here's the deal. If you have a history of ragging on someone and you start trolling them in a thread when they haven't even commented in it yet, then guess what? People report it. Your post got reported Gilgamesh . So I did the nice, civil thing, which was to say, hey, cut it out. You think it's unfair? Well guess what? If you want to report someone else's posts because you think they have violated our rules then by all means, go for it and we will confer and deal with it if it's needed.

But if you just want to show everyone how big of a dick you got to swing online, and this goes for anyone who wants to attack us for daring to do our job around here and try to keep you dips in some sort of very crooked line, then by all means, lets find out how well that works. GasBandit? Gilgamesh? Shall we all "flex our nuts" and "yell" guys? See how well that works out?

Jan 28, 2013#67

Adam

Jan 28, 2013#68

WasabiPoptart

Jan 28, 2013#69

GasBandit

Espy said:
But if you just want to show everyone how big of a dick you got to swing online, and this goes for anyone who wants to attack us for daring to do our job around here and try to keep you dips in some sort of very crooked line, then by all means, lets find out how well that works. GasBandit? Gilgamesh? Shall we all "flex our nuts" and "yell" guys? See how well that works out?

You need a vacation, Javert.

Jan 28, 2013#70

Espy

What we need is for people to treat each other with a little respect. Like when a mod nicely warns someone and instead they come back with a snide remark. So, try again?

Jan 28, 2013#71

North_Ranger

I'm not here to ban anyone. I am here to state that I liked that video so much I think it killed some of my tumors.

But if I was here to ban someone, I would mention someone saying that trolling the mods was amateurish.[DOUBLEPOST=1359412962][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, I would hit that like a Sisu APC at full speed against a concrete wall.

Mahogany.

Jan 28, 2013#72

Espy

Really, if you want a day off from the forum, be creative.

Jan 28, 2013#73

Calleja

*head keeps swinging from side to side with blank eyes*

Jan 28, 2013#74

Espy

Carry on Mex, carry on.

Jan 28, 2013#75

GasBandit

You were asked nicely. Now please. Drop it or take it up in pm's with me and Dave if it bothers you this much so the thread doesn't get further dis-railed. -Espy

Jan 28, 2013#76

Officer_Charon

"Mex ain't here, man!"

Jan 28, 2013#77

Ravenpoe

WTF happened to this thread?

Jan 28, 2013#78

Officer_Charon

Row Row Fight the Power, when all that did was detract from the abject idolisation of a happy, bouncy athlete.[DOUBLEPOST=1359414429][/DOUBLEPOST]Row Row Fight the Power, when all that did was detract from the abject idolisation of a happy, bouncy athlete.

Jan 28, 2013#79

Adam

Happy AND bouncy, just the way I like 'em.[DOUBLEPOST=1359414536][/DOUBLEPOST]Happy AND bouncy, just the way I like 'em?

Jan 28, 2013#80

Azurephoenix

They can try but they can't derail the hypnotic bounciness!

Jan 28, 2013#81

Calleja

boys boys boys

Jan 28, 2013#82

Charlie Don't Surf

I'm going to print this thread out, and tie it to a brick and throw it at her window

Jan 28, 2013#83

Dave

Got yer back, Espy

Yer the mod, not me.

Jan 28, 2013#84

Charlie Don't Surf

Dave said:
Got yer back, Espy
.

you know who's back I got?

her back . her ass that is. I got it.

Jan 28, 2013#85

Calleja

Charlie, please fucking stop.

Jan 28, 2013#86

GasBandit

Jan 28, 2013#87

Gusto

Jan 28, 2013#88

Gusto

I's gettin' them funny pants feelin's.

Jan 28, 2013#89

Calleja

Oh, I can do something about it.

Jan 28, 2013#90

North_Ranger

Calleja said:
Oh, I can do something about it.

If you cross-link that video you just posted, Calleja, I swear I'll end you.

Don't ruin the beautiful bouncing Aussie.

Jan 28, 2013#91

Gusto

I think this new Calleja guy might be a troll. :wololo:

Jan 28, 2013#92

Charlie Don't Surf

I'm not mocking you guys, I'm just horny as hell

Jan 28, 2013#93

Tress

Gusto said:
I think this new Calleja guy might be a troll.

Chazeja?

Jan 28, 2013#94

Adam

Gusto said:
I think this new Calleja guy might be a troll.

I think this new Calleja guy might be Chaz's alt :troll:

[DOUBLEPOST=1359415909][/DOUBLEPOST]

Tress said:
Chazeja?

FFS Tress, THANKS A BUNCH.

Jan 28, 2013#95

Gusto

I've been reading Gun Show all day and it as affected me in a way.

Jan 28, 2013#96

Calleja

ALFA!!!!

(yes that's "Alpha" in spanish)

Jan 28, 2013#97

Gusto

Calleja said:
ALFA!!!!

(yes that's "Alpha" in spanish)

You don't say.

Jan 28, 2013#98

Tress

Calleja said:
ALFALFA!!!!

Jan 28, 2013#99

PatrThom

This thread seems very active.

Also, I'm happy to see a celebrity get famous for something harmless and then have genuine fun with that fame.

--Patrick

Jan 28, 2013#100

GasBandit

Tress said:

Dammit, I was too slow.[DOUBLEPOST=1359416231][/DOUBLEPOST]

stienman said:

Dammit, I was too slow x2.

Jan 28, 2013#101

Adam

Tress said:

That's Alphalpha in English.

Jan 28, 2013#102

Espy

I have no idea where this thread has now gone but I guess I, uh, approve? I guess? :Leyla:

Jan 28, 2013#103

Calleja

This thread needs more....

MICHELLE!!!!!!!!

Jan 28, 2013#104

WasabiPoptart

PatrThom said:
This thread seems very active.

--Patrick

Gets your blood pumping!

Jan 28, 2013#105

Gusto

Oh yeah.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeahhh.

Hay gurl, wanna see my OKCupid profile?

Jan 28, 2013#106

GasBandit

Jan 28, 2013#107

North_Ranger

Why must you people ruin all that is beautiful?

Jan 28, 2013#108

Calleja

North_Ranger said:
Why must you people ruin all that is beautiful?

I know, not even my powers can Rerail them!! It's time to bring out the entire weaponry!!

This thread needs more....

BRUCESCARLETTMICHELLE!!!!!
*image fails to load* *sparks fly from The Mex's keyboard*

IT'S TOO MUCH, MY COMPUTER CAN'T TAKE IT!! HELP IT'S GONNA ---

Jan 28, 2013#109

Gusto

Et tu, North Ranger?

Jan 28, 2013#110

North_Ranger

stienman said:
Ahem.

Not even remotely the same.

Jan 28, 2013#111

GasBandit

Calleja said:
BRUCESCARLETTMICHELLE!!!!!
*image fails to load* *sparks fly from The Mex's keyboard*

IT'S TOO MUCH, MY COMPUTER CAN'T TAKE IT!! HELP IT'S GONNA ---

Jan 28, 2013#112

WasabiPoptart

She's Wonder Woman!

Jan 28, 2013#113

North_Ranger

Thanks, WasabiPoptart ... that makes me feel a little better.

Jan 28, 2013#114

Calleja

WasabiPoptart said:
She's Wonder Woman!

holy shit. I'm THIS close to leaving my girlfriend and family behind just to fly to Australia and stalk this woman. Maybe watch her dance from the window. Swaying to that "boys boys boys" song and.... sway sway smile...

Jan 28, 2013#115

Frank

WasabiPoptart said:
She's Wonder Woman!

She is.

Jan 28, 2013#116

Calleja

In all seriousness though, she has one of the best smiles ever.

Ever.

Jan 28, 2013#117

Gusto

It looks like that guy's dick got bombarded with gamma rays, ifyouknowwhuddumsayin'.

Jan 28, 2013#118

Calleja

Gusto said:
It looks like that guy's dick got bombarded with gamma rays, ifyouknowwhuddumsayin'.

I don't think it's voluntary, look at where it's pointing. I mean... the penii must go where the penii must go.

Jan 28, 2013#119

Gusto

Calleja said:
I don't think it's voluntary, look at where it's pointing. I mean... the penii must go where the penii must go.

He calls it the divining rod.

Jan 28, 2013#120

Calleja

Yeah, it must be hard for him.

Jan 28, 2013#121

Frank

Jan 28, 2013#122

Charlie Don't Surf

he has an erection

Jan 28, 2013#123

Gusto

Jan 28, 2013#124

Frank

Charlie Don't Surf said:
he has an erection

Actually, I believe it's just the pocket of his shorts tenting awkwardly.

Jan 28, 2013#125

Charlie Don't Surf

nah his dick is hard, I know a hard dick when I see it (I saw mine earlier when I saw those gifs, yowza!)

Jan 28, 2013#126

WasabiPoptart

Jan 28, 2013#127

Emrys

You mean you're not happy to see me?

Jan 28, 2013#128

Charlie Don't Surf

her boobs are just so hot and her legs and her hips and all the fucking parts of her body are nice, damn it's good , it's just all good

Jan 28, 2013#129

Tress

Emrys said:
You mean you're not happy to see me?

"Is that a doom weasel in your pants, or...?"

Jan 28, 2013#130

Emrys

Tress said:
"Is that a doom weasel in your pants, or...?"

Or are you jumping around and screaming in agony for another reason?

Jan 28, 2013#131

WasabiPoptart

Emrys said:
You mean you're not happy to see me?

For you it's more like this...

Jan 28, 2013#132

Frank

Charlie Don't Surf said:
her boobs are just so hot and her legs and her hips and all the fucking parts of her body are nice, damn it's good , it's just all good

You editing editor you.

Jan 28, 2013#133

Dave

Okay, before I open this here thing back up, a couple notes.

If you are given red/green/whatever text telling you to calm down or stop whatever action you are doing and you persist, if a rule was broken you'll get a warning at LEAST. If you didn't break any rules other than being a dick, you are going to be banned from the thread, ne'er to return.
If you open a new thread complaining about the thread ban, be ready for at least a 24 hour time out.

The reason this thread got closed was not because of the actions of any person or persons, but because it was spiraling quickly into a morass of crap. Some of the posts were genuinely funny, and some were intended to be creepy to prove a point. But now instead of letting a few people ruin a thread for everyone, they just won't be allowed to play any longer.
Also, we mods are talking behind the scenes to address a more level moderation that is perceived as fair for as many as possible. Will it be perfect? Hell no! It never will be. But we're trying and will continue to try and be as fair as possible. And we do have an open door policy. If you feel a mod isn't listening to you, go ahead and send me a PM or email. Please note that my natural inclination is to back my mods, but the first thing I will do is to try and back everyone off so we can discuss without the ravages of momentary emotions clouding our judgement.
So. Without further ado, please keep ogling the poor 19 year old who is in on the joke and obviously likes the attention and internet notoriety.

Jan 28, 2013#134

Calleja

Dave said:
The reason this thread got closed was not because of the actions of any person or persons, but because it was spiraling quickly into a morass of crap.

I'm sorry, but that sentence is incredibly arbitrary and just plain weird coming from you. "Morass of crap" against what standards? Have you SEEN the other threads? Was it really that different besides the crap I reported and got ignored on? This wasn't about this thread, but I'm tired of telling you that.

Fuck this thread. Thanks for listening and then ignoring my rant over in the PM thread. I think I'm done.

Hope the new modding policies are a bit more unbiasedly followed. Have a good one, Halforums. I won't miss your current incarnation, but I miss what you were.

Jan 28, 2013#135

Dave

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?[DOUBLEPOST=1359429713][/DOUBLEPOST]And if you think I've ignored anything you sure don't know me very well.

Jan 28, 2013#136

ThatNickGuy

Now, where were we? Oh yes.

I WANT TO GIVE HER MY NUMBER SO SHE CAN CALL ME, MAYBE!

EDIT: Jesus Christ, Calleja. Do you think maybe you're overreacting to this whole thing just a little much?

Jan 28, 2013#137

Emrys

You guys are a bunch of knuckleknobs.

Jan 28, 2013#138

Dave

Knuckleknobs? Is that....dirty?

Jan 28, 2013#139

Ravenpoe

Dave said:
Knuckleknobs? Is that....dirty?

Only if you're doing it right. :unibrow:

Jan 28, 2013#140

Emrys

Dave said:
Knuckleknobs? Is that....dirty?

Not to my knowledge. However, I'm sure we can change that.

Jan 28, 2013#141

phil

ThatNickGuy said:
Now, where were we? Oh yes.

I WANT TO GIVE HER MY NUMBER SO SHE CAN CALL ME, MAYBE!

That would be crazy. She just met you!

EDIT: Jesus Christ, Calleja. Do you think maybe you're overreacting to this whole thing just a little much?

Hint: he does not.

Jan 28, 2013#142

Charlie Don't Surf

can someone else please post some horny pictures in this thread

Jan 28, 2013#143

drifter

NSFW subforum is thataway.

Jan 28, 2013#144

ThatNickGuy

Charlie Don't Surf said:
can someone else please post some horny pictures in this thread

Jan 28, 2013#145

Anonymous

Charlie Don't Surf said:
can someone else please post some horny pictures in this thread

Jan 28, 2013#146

fade

I could swear this stuff happens on a timed cycle.

Jan 28, 2013#147

Zappit

Now, now...

Let's not be so over-dramatic, shall we?

Jan 28, 2013#148

ThatNickGuy

Jan 28, 2013#149

bhamv3

Jan 28, 2013#150

Emrys

I love you guys.

Jan 28, 2013#151

phil

fade said:
I could swear this stuff happens on a timed cycle.

Gotta get all the bad blood out.

Edit: also I have Charlie on ignore and have no idea what's really going on except that maybe I should post a picture of a horned owl ?

Jan 28, 2013#152

Charlie Don't Surf

phil said:
Edit: also I have Charlie on ignore and have no idea what's really going on except that maybe I should post a picture of a horned owl ?

lol

Jan 28, 2013#153

DarkAudit

Jan 28, 2013#154

ThatNickGuy

And I must say, thanks to the awesomeness of this forum, this drama-filled thread has been SAVED!

Jan 28, 2013#155

Charlie Don't Surf

really. Austin Powers. really?

Jan 28, 2013#156

ThatNickGuy

Charlie Don't Surf said:
really. Austin Powers. really?

Jan 28, 2013#157

DarkAudit

Jan 28, 2013#158

WasabiPoptart

Jan 28, 2013#159

phil

damn it

Jan 28, 2013#160

ThatNickGuy

Oh Wasabi, you're such a hoot.

Jan 28, 2013#161

SpecialKO

I felt bad for missing all the drama, like usual, but then I saw the pics and I cheered up immediately.

Jan 29, 2013#162

GasBandit

Jan 29, 2013#163

Gilgamesh

You sons of bitches. I go to one doctor's appointment and all hell breaks loose? Without me?

Jan 29, 2013#164

LordRendar

Oh hai guys,i am here to drool over michelle jenneke...huh? what?whats with the drama? stahp!
You are ruining my boner.

(did Calleja seriously leave?)

Jan 29, 2013#165

North_Ranger

LordRendar said:
(did Calleja seriously leave?)

Yup.

Jan 29, 2013#166

Gilgamesh

LordRendar said:
(did Calleja seriously leave?)

It wasn't over just this thread, I'll tell you that much.

Jan 29, 2013#167

Dave

I'll be out most of the day thanks to meetings and a comedy gig tonight. So I'll leave you with a stoat playing hide & seek.

Jan 29, 2013#168

BananaHands

I <3 U Charlie Don't Surf

Jan 29, 2013#169

Emrys

Dave said:
I'll be out most of the day thanks to meetings and a comedy gig tonight. So I'll leave you with a stoat playing hide & seek.

My head just squeexploded!

Jan 29, 2013#170

WasabiPoptart

bhamv3 said:
View attachment 10069

Jan 29, 2013#171

blotsfan

I just read this thread and really the only response

Jan 29, 2013#172

GasBandit

Boys, boys, boys.

Jan 29, 2013#173

jwhouk

I don't get it. Then again, I'm not into the lean athletic types.

Feb 2, 2013#174

PatrThom

I didn't realize that the forum allowed such fine-grained control.

Also, that stoat is incredibly adorable.

--Patrick

Feb 2, 2013#175

Chippy

Gilgamesh said:
You sons of bitches. I go to one doctor's appointment and all hell breaks loose? Without me?

We really missed you showing us how much Charlie didn't get to you.

Feb 2, 2013#176

Gilgamesh

Chippy said:
We really missed you showing us how much Charlie didn't get to you.

How much Charlie doesn't get me. Yep. That's exactly it the thing I say and enjoy

Feb 2, 2013#177

Chippy

Feb 2, 2013#178

Gilgamesh

Chippy said:

Feb 2, 2013#179

Hailey Knight

Exploiting fame is the proper course of action after competing in the Olympics--it's not going to last forever, after all.

Feb 2, 2013#180

Chippy

Gilgamesh said:
View attachment 10134

Feb 2, 2013#181

Gilgamesh

Chippy said:

Feb 2, 2013#182

Chippy

Feb 2, 2013#183

Gilgamesh

Chippy said:

Feb 2, 2013#184

Chippy

NO MY PENIS IS BIGGER

Feb 2, 2013#185

Ravenpoe

Chippy said:
NO MY PENIS IS BIGGER

It looks like they're having a strip-off, and the referee can't believe what he's seeing.

Feb 2, 2013#186

Chippy

I picked the image that best represented this thread

Feb 2, 2013#187

ThatNickGuy

Feb 2, 2013#188

North_Ranger

I'm watching you.

Feb 2, 2013#189

ThatNickGuy

North_Ranger said:
I'm watching you.

I'm watching you.

I'm watching you.

Feb 2, 2013#190

Chippy

North_Ranger said:
I'm watching you.

Uh oh.

Feb 2, 2013#191

North_Ranger

Chippy said:
Uh oh.

Weak troll is weak.

Feb 2, 2013#192

Chippy

i'm just saying finland is pretty awful

Feb 2, 2013#193

Krisken

I'm so befuddled by this thread. It began so lovely.

Feb 2, 2013#194

PatrThom

Krisken said:
It began so lovely.

It's a very polar subject. Not a lot of wiggle room on the wiggle.

--Patrick

Feb 2, 2013#195

Zappit

Feb 2, 2013#196

ThatNickGuy

Let's get this thread back on, well, somewhat back on topic: SEXY GIRL GIFS!

Feb 2, 2013#197

Gilgamesh

Chippy said:
NO MY PENIS IS BIGGER

I wouldn't doubt it. The hormones are causing a bit of shrinkage.

Feb 2, 2013#198

Chippy

lol saying that Finland sucks is what gets me a mod warning.

Feb 2, 2013#199

North_Ranger

Chippy said:
lol saying that Finland sucks is what gets me a mod warning.

No. Continued trolling gets you a mod warning.

Feb 2, 2013#200

Chippy

Now back to the serious discussion on dem bangin hips on that Australian broad

Feb 2, 2013#201

jwhouk

First of all, she hasn't even made it to the Olympics yet. That was from a European meet in Barcelona. She didn't qualify for London in 2012.

Feb 2, 2013#202

PatrThom

jwhouk said:
First of all, she hasn't even made it to the Olympics yet. That was from a European meet in Barcelona. She didn't qualify for London in 2012.

Perhaps instead of the Olympics, she could achieve success by putting out a series of training videos. But who would pay for those?

--Patrick

Feb 3, 2013#203

Bumble the Boy Wonder

ThatNickGuy said:
Let's get this thread back on, well, somewhat back on topic: SEXY GIRL GIFS!

In the interest of fairness:

Feb 3, 2013#204

phil

Bumble's right. This is a dudes thread now.

Feb 3, 2013#205

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Feb 3, 2013#206

phil

While not fitting the tone I was hopping for I did say dudes.

Feb 3, 2013#207

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Feb 3, 2013#208

phil

My end game is to summon green lantern with this.

Edit 1: remember that guy?

Edit 2: moar dudes.

Feb 3, 2013#209

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Feb 3, 2013#210

ThatNickGuy

I think Calleja would have an aneurysm if he came back to read this thread, now.

Feb 3, 2013#211

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Yeah.

from the boners he'd get.

Feb 3, 2013#212

phil

All the boners.

All of them.

Feb 3, 2013#213

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Like a goddamn boner monopoly man

Feb 3, 2013#214

phil

#hall of fame

#moar dudes.

Feb 3, 2013#215

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Feb 3, 2013#216

phil

[DOUBLEPOST=1359882410][/DOUBLEPOST]

Feb 3, 2013#217

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Feb 3, 2013#218

Gilgamesh

Ya'll fail at sexy men gifs. Let me enlighten you:

Feb 3, 2013#219

Ravenpoe

Feb 3, 2013#220

filmfanatic

If I may shift away from guys for a moment...

Feb 3, 2013#221

Gilgamesh

filmfanatic said:
If I may shift away from guys for a moment...

No.

Feb 3, 2013#222

PatrThom

ThatNickGuy said:
I think Calleja would have an aneurysm if he came back to read this thread, now.

An aneurysm...IN HIS PANTS???

--Patrick

Feb 3, 2013#223

Just Me

PatrThom said:
An aneurysm...IN HIS PANTS???

--Patrick

Dem Pants!

Feb 3, 2013#224

LordRendar

I have a mancrush on Ben Affleck. More pics of him please.

Feb 3, 2013#225

ThatNickGuy

LordRendar said:
I have a mancrush on Ben Affleck. More pics of him please.

Feb 3, 2013#226

Frank

PSSSH, Affleck, get a real mancrush.

Feb 3, 2013#227

Ravenpoe

If we're going to talk about man-crushes...

Feb 3, 2013#228

bhamv3

Frank said:
PSSSH, Affleck, get a real mancrush.

I wanna see Michael Fassbender in a romcom, just to see what'll happen.

Feb 4, 2013#229

fade

I told my brother once that I had a heterocrush on Bruce Willis, and my family nearly disowned me.

Feb 4, 2013#230

Krisken

fade said:
I told my brother once that I had a heterocrush on Bruce Willis, and my family nearly disowned me.

They all wanted to have him all to themselves, eh? I bet Bruce gets that a lot.

Feb 4, 2013#231

Jax

This isn't going to be a precedent to turn all hot babe related threads to bromances, is it?

Feb 4, 2013#232

North_Ranger

Jax said:
This isn't going to be a precedent to turn all hot babe related threads to bromances, is it?

Apparently it's the only way to avoid that annoying White Knight phenomenon... Pfft.

Feb 4, 2013#233

fade

Why's it gotta be a WHITE knight?

Feb 4, 2013#234

Azurephoenix

fade said:
Why's it gotta be a WHITE knight?

Because the black knight always triumphs?

Feb 4, 2013#235

phil

Jax said:
This isn't going to be a precedent to turn all hot babe related threads to bromances, is it?

Only the threads that result in grown men throwing temper tantrums.

Or whenever its fun. I'm looking at you, minor rant threads!

Feb 4, 2013#236

Wahad

fade said:
Why's it gotta be a WHITE knight?

The black knight moves for no man!

Not even a hot one.

Feb 4, 2013#237

Jax

I'm too lazy to caption this, but it goes like this:

WHATEVA!

Feb 13, 2013#238

evilmike

I apologize in advance if this post is now off-topic for this thread...

For Calleja and, apparently Charlie Don't Surf :

More pictures here

Feb 13, 2013#239

North_Ranger

...

I'll be in my bunk.

Feb 13, 2013#240

Charlie Don't Surf

why are you going to sleep, I'm going to go jerk off real good now, with my dick.

Feb 13, 2013#241

PatrThom

Those are entirely the wrong shoes for her.

--Patrick

Feb 13, 2013#242

blotsfan

6/10 would not bang

Feb 13, 2013#243

Azurephoenix

I think she's gorgeous.

Feb 13, 2013#244

Jax

<3 the first one, it's like she's getting ready to do the warming-up any second now

Feb 13, 2013#245

Shakey

The make up and airbrushing they did make her face look weird. She looks better without all that.

Feb 13, 2013#246

North_Ranger

Charlie Don't Surf said:
why are you going to sleep, I'm going to go jerk off real good now, with my dick.

Sod off, Charlie.

Feb 14, 2013#247

Bubble181

blotsfan said:
6/10 would not bang

11/10 would not be able to bang due to premature ejaculation.

Anyway, nice pictures. If I were allowed a celebrity list, she'd be on it. Though I agree with whoever said it earlier, the make-up and photoshop don't really improve much if anything.

Feb 14, 2013#248

rac3r_x

Feb 14, 2013#249

North_Ranger

Ahhh... Michelle Jenneke, you are just gorgeous and awesome. Just not your looks, but you sound like someone who'd be fun to be around with. Thanks for making me smile.

And sod off, Charlie.

Feb 14, 2013#250

Charlie Don't Surf

is "sod off" finnish for pull on my penis until I cum? if so, then I'm going to sod off while viewing this thread very soon.

Feb 14, 2013#251

CrimsonSoul

Charlie Don't Surf said:
is "sod off" finnish for pull on my penis until I cum? if so, then I'm going to sod off while viewing this thread very soon.

That's so sexist. Charlie!

Feb 14, 2013#252

Gilgamesh

Charlie Don't Surf said:
is "sod off" finnish for pull on my penis until I cum? if so, then I'm going to sod off while viewing this thread very soon.

Feb 14, 2013#253

Jax

Charlie Don't Surf said:
is "sod off" finnish for pull on my penis until I cum? if so, then I'm going to sod off while viewing this thread very soon.

Seriously though, why do you have to act like a moronic 13 year old troll? Kinda destroys your credibility in other threads where you are supposedly serious..

Feb 14, 2013#254

Gilgamesh

Jax said:
Seriously though, why do you have to act like a moronic 13 year old troll? Kinda destroys your credibility in other threads where you are supposedly serious..

Feb 14, 2013#255

ThatNickGuy

Am I the only one that realizes he's trolling by taking the "she's hot" drooling comments stuff to a literal conclusion?

Feb 14, 2013#256

Gilgamesh

ThatNickGuy said:
Am I the only one that realizes he's trolling by taking the "she's hot" drooling comments stuff to a literal conclusion?

Like every other post in every other thread he's ever posted?

Damn sorry Malcom, I just couldn't contain myself.

Feb 14, 2013#257

Officer_Charon

Guys.

Let's just appreciate the nice, happy, enthusiastic athlete, shall we?

Feb 14, 2013#258

Dave

Yay! I get to test the thread ban!

Feb 14, 2013#259

redthirtyone

About 2 weeks late IMO seeing as it cost us one of the forum's more *ahem* colorful members.

Feb 14, 2013#260

Dave

redthirtyone said:
About 2 weeks late IMO seeing as it cost us one of the forum's more *ahem* colorful members.

Better nate than lever.

Feb 14, 2013#261

BananaHands

Damn that "BANNED" over his avatar looks awesome though.

Feb 14, 2013#262

Dave

I only threadbanned him for a day.

This time. :twisted:

Feb 14, 2013#263

BananaHands

I'm not saying I enjoy his threadban, I just like the look of that banned logo.

Feb 14, 2013#264

drifter

Well now I'm curious; what's the banning graphic look like?

Feb 14, 2013#265

BananaHands

drifter said:
Well now I'm curious; what's the banning graphic look like?

Feb 14, 2013#266

drifter

Thank you kindly. For some reason, it's not showing up for me.

And that is pretty sweet lookin'.

Feb 14, 2013#267

blotsfan

How long until stienman makes it so his avatar always has that?

Feb 15, 2013#268

DarkAudit

blotsfan said:
How long until stienman makes it so his avatar always has that?

About five minutes after he reads your post.

Feb 15, 2013#269

Bowielee

Seriously, why isn't this thread just locked entirely yet?

Is it cause of the boobs? I think it's cause of the boobs.

Feb 15, 2013#270

Krisken

boobs.

Feb 15, 2013#271

BananaHands

Bowielee said:
Seriously, why isn't this thread just locked entirely yet?

On it.

Discuss:

Feb 15, 2013#272

GasBandit

BananaHands said:
On it.

Discuss:

That's a pretty realistic sexbot you built there. I'm sure many a basement-dweller will buy one.

Feb 15, 2013#273

BananaHands

GasBandit said:
That's a pretty realistic sexbot you built there. I'm sure many a basement-dweller will buy one.

She sings too!

Feb 15, 2013#274

North_Ranger

Goddammit, people... why must you keep shitting on all that is beautiful and makes me smile?

I fucking don't have that much to smile about, you know...

Feb 15, 2013#275

dill616

North_Ranger said:
Goddammit, people... why must you keep shitting on all that is beautiful and makes me smile? I fucking don't have that much to smile about, you know...

It's okay. You can tell me all about it, Ranger. Let's make popcorn and I'll put pretty bows in your beard while we watch videos because THAT IS HOW I DO! *hugs*

Feb 15, 2013#276

North_Ranger

You bring the popcorn, I'll bring my DVD collection.

Feb 15, 2013#277

dill616

Side Note: No bunnies yet. I really thought I was going to see one yesterday, but no such luck.

Nov 13, 2013#278

PatrThom

North_Ranger said:
Goddammit, people... why must you keep shitting on all that is beautiful and makes me smile? I fucking don't have that much to smile about, you know...

Second chances...
They don't come around often.

But when they do, you take them.

--Patrick

Nov 13, 2013#279

Frank

Man, it was a bummer to lose Calleja over shit like this but fuck this thread was funny.

Nov 13, 2013#280

Krisken

Crap, now I have to go back and see if I was at fault for him leaving. I hope not.

Nov 13, 2013#281

Bowielee

I don't think you ever even posted in this thread. I think you may have been taking a break from the boards at that time.

Nov 13, 2013#282

Krisken

Oh no, I remember the thread. Yeah, I think I avoided posting. There was plenty of poop swirling around a perfectly fine toilet I didn't need to put my hands in it.

Nov 13, 2013#283

drifter

Honestly, I felt like Calleja leaving was mostly due to Calleja. He'd dish it out, but he couldn't take it.

Nov 14, 2013#284

Frank

Completely not on topic

Allison Stokke sure isn't an attractive athlete is she?

Nov 14, 2013#285

ThatNickGuy

Damn, that girl's still hotter than a thousand suns.

Also, Charlie's trolling antics going too far ruined this thread. It was funny at first but then he just took it too far.

Nov 14, 2013#286

Ravenpoe

ThatNickGuy said:
Damn, that girl's still hotter than a thousand suns.

Also, Charlie's trolling antics going too far ruined this thread. It was funny at first but then he just took it too far.

To be fair, I think Calleja made a super nuclear over reaction.

Also, his posts about stalking the woman were kinda creepy, even though I know they were meant in jest.

Nov 14, 2013#287

ThatNickGuy

Oh definitely. The Mex went way overboard on the mod's.

Nov 14, 2013#288

bhamv3

Frank said:
Completely not on topic

Allison Stokke sure isn't an attractive athlete is she?

I remember this photo from, like, five or ten years ago. I wonder what she looks like these days.

EDIT:

*googles*

Holy shit...

Nov 14, 2013#289

Terrik

bhamv3 said:
I remember this photo from, like, five or ten years ago. I wonder what she looks like these days.

EDIT:

*googles*

Holy shit...

Im at work. Don't tempt me.

Nov 14, 2013#290

bhamv3

Terrik said:
Im at work. Don't tempt me.

Then I won't mention anything about the beach photos.

Nov 14, 2013#291

Terrik

bhamv3 said:
Then I won't mention anything about the beach photos.

I'm at a school, Bhamv

Nov 14, 2013#292

bhamv3

Terrik said:
I'm at a school, Bhamv

Huh, that actually reminds me. Last night I had a dream that Halforums had become part of China's National English Improvement Curriculum, and that all Chinese high school students had to create an account here, and post at least five messages, before they would be allowed to graduate. So we were flooded with posts from new users, most of questionable English quality.

I think my job as an editor is affecting my dreams.

Nov 14, 2013#293

Chad Sexington

bhamv3 said:
Huh, that actually reminds me. Last night I had a dream that Halforums had become part of China's National English Improvement Curriculum, and that all Chinese high school students had to create an account here, and post at least five messages, before they would be allowed to graduate. So we were flooded with posts from new users, most of questionable English quality.

I think my job as an editor is affecting my dreams.

Every time a spam post shows up, I am going to assume it is this becoming a reality.

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