Funny (political, religious) pictures

[PatrThom]

My joke made sense. It's Flavor Flav.

My joke went over your head.
And of course they obviously care (a-bout tiiiiime) since they made it legal in Nevada.

--Patrick

 

[Dave]

My joke went over your head.
And of course they obviously care (a-bout tiiiiime) since they made it legal in Nevada.

--Patrick

It didn't go over my head, it just didn't acknowledge my joke, which was obviously the better of the two.

 

[Dave]

Plus, you edited in the second line that would have MADE sense only after mine. So

 

[PatrThom]

Plus, you edited in the second line that would have MADE sense only after mine. So

I'll always go back and edit something if I notice I spelled it wrong. Even if it's years old and nobody will notice but me.

--Patrick

 

[General Specific]

This obvious genius was in front of me on the way home today.

This sticker says "United we roll"

 

[PatrThom]

This sticker says "United we roll"

And then along the bottom in tinier print it says "Harley Davidson."

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

EDIT: For @Denbrought click here for a potato-quality explanation.

--Patrick

 

[jwhouk]

"I'll get you my pretty! And your little DOG, too!"

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

How does he have time to tweet between making all those donuts?

—Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Gruebeard]

Just think about those 7 million registered Texans who didn't vote.

 

[Krisken]

Ranked voting.

 

[GasBandit]

Ranked voting.

They implemented it in Maine! It worked, there was an instant runoff that was decided in the second round! IT BEGINS!

 

[Gruebeard]

They implemented it in Maine! It worked, there was an instant runoff that was decided in the second round! IT BEGINS!

Keep a close eye on your kids, and shoot all clowns on sight. We might survive.

 

[Krisken]

I’m hoping ranked voting takes some of the rancor out of politics. If you are hoping to be someone’s second or third pick, you don’t treat your opponents poorly anymore.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Tiger Tsang]

 

[Dei]

 

[GasBandit]

Dammit, imgur. Click for the "REAL" unedited Acosta footage.

 

[blotsfan]

Wat

 

[Dave]

 

[Dave]

I think the lesson is people will try and make money from the dumbest shit.

 

[GasBandit]

Poe's Law is gonna turn into Poe's Commandment if it keeps getting stronger like this.

 

[@Li3n]

I like how it's 2 payments... the low level scamming makes it so much more real...

 

[figmentPez]

 

[blotsfan]

In the barest minimum of fairness , tomi is actually pro-choice. That actually cost her her last job

 

[Dei]

In the barest minimum of fairness , tomi is actually pro-choice. That actually cost her her last job

Yes, but she isn't talking about abortion, she's talking about people regulating things they don't know about. So really, her being pro choice doesn't apply, so she doesn't need this bare minimum applied here.

 

[PatrThom]

I think the lesson is people will try and make money from the dumbest shits.

FTFY


Or any shit, really.

—Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

FTFY


Or any shit, really.

—Patrick

I think you might want to reconsider your example. For people with limited mobility, things like that were anything but dumb.

 

[Dave]

 

[PatrThom]

I think you might want to reconsider your example. For people with limited mobility, things like that were anything but dumb.

And then the marketing folks got their hands on it, and it went the same way as Botox, plastic surgery, and the Ilizarov apparatus.

—Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

It goes on like this for quite some time.

--Patrick