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BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!

Discussion in 'General' started by BananaHands, Jan 15, 2015.

  1. Null

    Null Random Internet Nobody

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    That's kind of the idea but it'd be her and her husband raising the bairns.
     
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    Cheesy1 Nice Guy a la mode

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    "So how did Mom get pregnant from butt stuff?" :p
     
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    That seems intense for a tinder date.
     
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    Oh this isn't off tinder, it's someone I've known for years. But it seemed to most appropriate place since we were communicating over messenger
     
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    PatrThom Genuinely Curious

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    So it's not from Tinder, just through Tinder.

    --Patrick
     
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    No, it's just Tinder-esque.
     
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    Just try not to get a

    [​IMG]
     
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    Don't me wrong, I'm pro-casual sex and I know Null has mentioned his arrangement before, but between pregnancy and STDs STIs, when I was single and on BC, if someone even suggested going without condoms, I was all
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    You were all, "...it's ok so long as I get to wear an octopus?"

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    mikerc Full Participant

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    I think I've seen that hentai.
     
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    We've both been tested and are clean, so we're not taking a big risk as long as it's with each other.
     
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    Ravenpoe Forum God

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    You're a squid now, you're having a kid now.
     
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    You're a squid it's a kid you're a squid it's a kid you're a kid it's a squid wait what
     
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    Null Random Internet Nobody

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    I'm sure that's the title of a hentai.
     
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    [sigh] Banana. It's needs to be a banana. How many fetishes are you guys going to give me*?


    *Don't answer that.
    **Any of you.
    ***Especially you, Gas.
     
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    So, an octopus with eight bananas on the end of its tentacles is a yes or a no?
     
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    :(

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    [​IMG]
     
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    [​IMG]


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    fade Insert "Yo mama" joke here Staff Member

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    Oglaf dickball.
     
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    Bananapus.
     
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    domfriday1.jpg
    ...because of course it's a thing.

    --Patrick
     
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    Ah, yes, the internet. The gift that keeps on giving, even after you've said "NO PLEASE STOP I'M GOOD".
     
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    YOU'RE A LUCKY LITTLE GIRL, KELTSY! YOU found the marble in the oatmeal! So now you get to drink from...

    THE FIRE HOSE!

    OPEN WIDE!

    [​IMG]
     
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    That wasn't water.
     
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    Is that eight bananas on the end of each tentacle?
     
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    jwhouk Trying To Leave North Central Walkerstan

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    That one should get a "DAAAAYUMMMM" rating.
     
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    Sometimes honesty is the best policy.

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    Hey honesty is always the best policy.
    It’s just that sometimes it is counterindicated due to other, preexisting conditions.

    —Patrick
     
  33. GasBandit

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    Some old, some new.

     
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    That one's literally in your ownpost right above this one. I know Alzheimer's a terrible affliction, but still :p