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Don't me wrong, I'm pro-casual sex and I know Null has mentioned his arrangement before, but between pregnancy and STDs STIs, when I was single and on BC, if someone even suggested going without condoms, I was all
 
Don't me wrong, I'm pro-casual sex and I know Null has mentioned his arrangement before, but between pregnancy and STDs STIs, when I was single and on BC, if someone even suggested going without condoms, I was all
You were all, "...it's ok so long as I get to wear an octopus?"

--Patrick
 
Don't me wrong, I'm pro-casual sex and I know Null has mentioned his arrangement before, but between pregnancy and STDs STIs, when I was single and on BC, if someone even suggested going without condoms, I was all
We've both been tested and are clean, so we're not taking a big risk as long as it's with each other.
 

GasBandit

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Ah, yes, the internet. The gift that keeps on giving, even after you've said "NO PLEASE STOP I'M GOOD".
YOU'RE A LUCKY LITTLE GIRL, KELTSY! YOU found the marble in the oatmeal! So now you get to drink from...

THE FIRE HOSE!

OPEN WIDE!

 
Hey honesty is always the best policy.
It’s just that sometimes it is counterindicated due to other, preexisting conditions.

—Patrick
 
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