Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

Celt Z

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
Well, some day you'll have to tell me about the time you passed out and one of YOUR friends blithely had sex with someone on/against you, and the lengths to which you went to not interrupt :p
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Ummmmmmm...

Does it count if, hypothetically, you are the person trying not to wake the other person up during your engagement?

EDIT: Wait it blocked it out: when you have 4 girls in a freshman dorm room with only one bedroom, sometimes you have to close your eyes and pretend that the bunk above you isn't rocking and moaning...
 
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Celt Z

Celt Z

PatrThom said:
This sounds like the sort of stuff that only happens in movies.
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If I hadn't lived it, I'd agree with you.

Dei said:
I feel like, in college, I would have been in the opposite situation.
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The funny thing is usually if one of us were going to have an "over-night guest", we'd let the others know in advance and everybody would make alternative sleeping arrangements. But you get someone who's been out partying, comes home with soneone late enough that she was sure we were all asleep and...yeah.
 
Dei

Dei

Celt Z said:
If I hadn't lived it, I'd agree with you.



The funny thing is usually if one of us were going to have an "over-night guest", we'd let the others know in advance and everybody would make alternative sleeping arrangements. But you get someone who's been out partying, comes home with soneone late enough that she was sure we were all asleep and...yeah.
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I'm just saying that I had sex in some very awkward locations my first two years of college.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Celt Z said:
Ummmmmmm...

Does it count if, hypothetically, you are the person trying not to wake the other person up during your engagement?

EDIT: Wait it blocked it out: when you have 4 girls in a freshman dorm room with only one bedroom, sometimes you have to close your eyes and pretend that the bunk above you isn't rocking and moaning...
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While you definitely have my attention (and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter), you're raising the tier to *college*, not a high school party with possible parental interference :p

And at least you were courteous enough to try not waking the other person up, as opposed to, say, KICKING THEM IN THE FACE. So, good on you for that.
 
Dei

Dei

GasBandit said:
While you definitely have my attention (and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter), you're raising the tier to *college*, not a high school party with possible parental interference :p

And at least you were courteous enough to try not waking the other person up, as opposed to, say, KICKING THEM IN THE FACE. So, good on you for that.
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Wait, I thought this was a party where your dad was out of town, when did parental interference come back into play.
 
Celt Z

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
While you definitely have my attention (and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter), you're raising the tier to *college*, not a high school party with possible parental interference :p

And at least you were courteous enough to try not waking the other person up, as opposed to, say, KICKING THEM IN THE FACE. So, good on you for that.
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Eh, well, the first part I was talking about WAS high school, the edit was remembering being in your tied shoes. :D

I'm not sure I want to put that full story on an open forum. I accept a lot of the not-so-well-thought out choices I made when it came to sex and high school, but I don't think I want to put them in print at this time.
 
GasBandit

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Dei said:
Wait, I thought this was a party where your dad was out of town, when did parental interference come back into play.
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I had to come up with creative reasons for why I steam cleaned all the carpets in the house and what happened to the things that got broken/went missing :p

But Celt Z assures me that apparently there's not much difference when parents are there, so maybe I needn't have bothered.

(Except I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have let me get booze, which was kind of the whole point)
 
Emrys

Emrys

Celt Z said:
Eh, well, the first part I was talking about WAS high school, the edit was remembering being in your tied shoes. :D

I'm not sure I want to put that full story on an open forum. I accept a lot of the not-so-well-thought out choices I made when it came to sex and high school, but I don't think I want to put them in print at this time.
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But if you do, charge at least $9.99 for them.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Celt Z said:
Eh, well, the first part I was talking about WAS high school, the edit was remembering being in your tied shoes. :D

I'm not sure I want to put that full story on an open forum. I accept a lot of the not-so-well-thought out choices I made when it came to sex and high school, but I don't think I want to put them in print at this time.
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Alright, fair enough, no prob. I know a lot of people don't share those kinds of stories as readily as I do. Even Pauline was kind of surprised at it... she said I seemed to be perversely proud of all the things I did that nearly got me arrested or injured or otherwise in trouble of one sort or another.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
I had to come up with creative reasons for why I steam cleaned all the carpets in the house and what happened to the things that got broken/went missing :p
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...and I'm sure they were like, "Well, it's better than we expected...do we call him on it? Nah, too much headache."

--Patrick
 
GasBandit

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Emrys said:
Was she correct?
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I dunno, I guess? It just seems to me that the stories are too good to not be told. I mean, why even bother, say, driving out onto the airport tarmac in the middle of the night to drag race yourself on the runway if you never tell anybody about it?
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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PatrThom said:
...and I'm sure they were like, "Well, it's better than we expected...do we call him on it? Nah, too much headache."

--Patrick
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I am pretty sure they know something went down, but I don't think they ever figured out exactly what it was, or how many were there. Some of the broken things I was able to space out over the next six months or so as "oops I just broke this, sorry" and revealing it then. The biggest pain in the ass was my Dad's movie directory. I think I've said before my father had several thousand movies on VHS, recorded off HBO and stuff, like 3 movies to a tape. So he had to catalog them with a special system, and he typed up the complete catalog in a DBASE database. However, he went several years without updating it, instead merely making hand notations on the hard copy printout when he added new movies. That hard copy (about an inch thick of dot matrix printout) got a pitcher of beer spilled on it. I threw it out, then a couple months later claimed I accidentally ruined it with soda. I didn't realize the magnitude of the loss. I spent 3 weeks of that summer re-cataloging all the videos with my father and updating the database.

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Emrys said:
Is this another story you're sharing? :popcorn:
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It's decidedly less sexy. In fact, you pretty much have the whole story, there. When I was in college I had a turbocharged MX-6. One night around midnight my friends and I got drunk and took it out to Socorro Municipal Airport, got out on the runway, and gunned it. "Trying to take off," I called it, or some such. I think I got it to about 105 (that'd be about 170kph) before I had to slam on the brakes and swerve to not go off the end, into the sagebrush and tumbleweeds.
 
Celt Z

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
I dunno, I guess? It just seems to me that the stories are too good to not be told. I mean, why even bother, say, driving out onto the airport tarmac in the middle of the night to drag race yourself on the runway if you never tell anybody about it?
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I agree with you that some stories are too good not to be told, but for me, there's stories that are better told orally (heh, heh ..."oral") and left up to the listener's memory to recall.
You just have to catch me in person, and maybe after a drink or so. Then I tell the good stories.
 
Gared

Gared

GasBandit said:
It's decidedly less sexy. In fact, you pretty much have the whole story, there. When I was in college I had a turbocharged MX-6. One night around midnight my friends and I got drunk and took it out to Socorro Municipal Airport, got out on the runway, and gunned it. "Trying to take off," I called it, or some such. I think I got it to about 105 (that'd be about 170kph) before I had to slam on the brakes and swerve to not go off the end, into the sagebrush and tumbleweeds.
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Still sexier than the story of the time that I pegged my speedometer crossing Montana the last summer before they put speed limit restrictions back on their highways. I probably got that Corolla all the way up to 90, but we'll never know, because the speedometer topped out at 85. All of my friends always had better speeding stories than I did - like my buddy KHop, who's the reason they rerouted Johnson Rd and took out the S curves between Mid and the twins' houses; or my old section leader from the marching band, who had a midnight curfew with a 30 minute grace period and a GTO, and who managed to make it from South Seattle to JBLM in 19 minutes one night.
 
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