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ElJuski
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And have some dude look at my pussy no thanks
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You want them to look at BananaHands?
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SeraRelm
They can also gauge melanin level!
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SeraRelm
That's not golf and I'm not joining the LGBTPGA!
I don't know about the ad, but I totally thought you were into those things.
Mark it in your notes, Shego: Figment will not date cougars, Filipinos, Asians, or other ethnicities; he does not wear vintage lingerie (I thought we all did this?) and will not take a mortgage out on his home (power to ya).
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SeraRelm
Because all mothers are uneducated.
Was I the only one thinking the white baby was taking a swing at the black one?
They can also gauge melanin level!
North_Ranger
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This got really weird in Ireland when I was there as an exchange student. You know how they show commercials in movie theaters before trailers and the film proper? Well, there wasn't a single time when one of the ads wasn't for a "family planning service" or "hotline", with imagery of empty class rooms filling up and shattered mirrors and glasses mending itself to melancholy piano music and a message that an unexpected pregnancy isn't the end of the world.Because all mothers are uneducated.
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SeraRelm
Top of page!
Bottom of page!
They've started working together.
Bottom of page!
They've started working together.
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SeraRelm
Ok, this one I can work with.
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Soliloquy
Um... hm.
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SeraRelm
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I just get ads for Dominos Pizza... is it trying to tell me something?
Heh. I currently have an ad for "OurBabymaker," which looks to be a service that allows you to take a pic of you and your SO and "predict" what your baby would look like, but there's no way in hell I'm clicking on it, so inquiring minds will have to look it up on their own. Also, an ad for what to do once we've made a baby... go to Disneyland.
My first guess is that your baby will sprout horns...
He looks like the kind of guy that still listens to Sugar Ray. Nobody likes that guy.
Where do I even begin with this travesty?
GasBandit
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Adopt a robot butthumper?
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SeraRelm
I think Halforums is telling me to become a prostitute?
Oooh a consultant! How is that decadent pleasure?
Oooh a consultant! How is that decadent pleasure?
GasBandit
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The users, or the ads?I think Halforums is telling me to become a prostitute?
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The forum is a living entity.
GasBandit
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Yes, but it's mostly just a dyspeptic, bloated monster that shambles along upon its way, oblivious and uncaring to the scratchings of us parasites upon its back... though we do notice when the thing falls down.
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SeraRelm
And now we know how you view parenthood.
GasBandit
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There is no parasite more insidious than the larval human.
I've got nothing really to add to the conversation except one small thing:
Add is short for addition.
Ad is short for advertisement.
You meant to say "ad," not "add."
Really minor nitpicking, but it's been bugging me.
Add is short for addition.
Ad is short for advertisement.
You meant to say "ad," not "add."
Really minor nitpicking, but it's been bugging me.
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SeraRelm
Only typo for it was in the title.
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