The Super Dooper Canadian Thread (now with 47% more Canadian Bacon)

[jwhouk]

Verdict: Sorry, but Tim Horton's coffee isn't all that. Even as a Latte with vanilla and caramel.

But #### those TimBits!

 

[HCGLNS]

Canada is the land of "Those who like it, didn't really have a whole lot of options to choose from."

 

[Frank]

Verdict: Sorry, but Tim Horton's coffee isn't all that. Even as a Latte with vanilla and caramel.

But #### those TimBits!

It's gross.

I prefer Second Cup myself if I'm hitting a chain, and Saviour's here when I have the time to go down there.

 

[Gruebeard]

Verdict: Sorry, but Tim Horton's coffee isn't all that.

Sorry, we should've warned you it's laced with genes that will eventually transform you into a Canadian, eh?

I see it's already starting to affect you.

 

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Next thing you know, you'll be wearing one of those fur-line elmer fudd hats.

 

[HCGLNS]

Next thing you know, you'll be wearing one of those fur-line elmer fudd hats.

Hey fuck you buddy.

 

[jwhouk]

I get mistaken for living in Canada by a lot of people who don't know their geography...

 

[Jay]

Subway vs CBC case goes to court: Subway files defamation suit against CBC over reports

This is in reference to an earlier report from CBC about percentage of "actual meat" in various products from various fast food. Short answer: everything's fine except for Subway Chicken, which is apparently only about 50% (or less) chicken, with the remainder being Soy. They were even extra-rigorous with the "that can't be right" and re-did the test with more samples, and still got the same result because it was such an outlier.

So everything else from mainstream fast food is what you expect (even at Subway), but stay away from their "Chicken" products.

Then don't label it "chicken sandwich". Label it "contains some chicken sandwich". Straight up.

If I'm asking for chicken, that's what I want and not some soy/synthetic bullshit substitute.

Then again, I haven't eaten at a Subways in 8 years and don't miss it in the least. Their truly shitty sandwiches.[DOUBLEPOST=1492829560,1492829399][/DOUBLEPOST]

Verdict: Sorry, but Tim Horton's coffee isn't all that.

No need to apologize, most Canadians I know think Tim Horton coffee is shit as well. It's been that way for the last 10 years, no surprise there.

 

[blotsfan]

The main appeal of Tim Hortons is that its so incredibly cheap.

 

[jwhouk]

Dart Guy's fame is starting to reach the 14 minute, 45 second mark...

 

[PatrThom]

Hey fuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuck you buddy.

FTFY

--Patrick

 

[Cheesy1]

 

[Frank]

A violent drug war seems to be brewing in my home town. So, I'm probably gonna get posted up there soon for a while working on that.

Fuck.

http://www.edmontonsun.com/2017/05/15/suspicious-death-investigation-launched-in-high-level

 

[Eriol]

A violent drug war seems to be brewing in my home town. So, I'm probably gonna get posted up there soon for a while working on that.

Fuck.

http://www.edmontonsun.com/2017/05/15/suspicious-death-investigation-launched-in-high-level

Could be worse than High Level, you could originally be from Edmonton.


Go Calgary!

 

[Frank]

I mean, it's a town of 3000. There shouldn't be drug wars in towns of 3000.

 

[Officer_Charon]

H-uh. I have a couple friends up in Edmonton. Have to ask em about this...

 

[DarkAudit]

Holy crap indeed...

More details.

Please tell me they're recording this.

 

[Eriol]

Holy crap indeed...

More details.

Please tell me they're recording this.

Benefit indeed:

VIP TICKET PACKAGES go on sale Monday, June 5, 2017 at 10am
Featuring an exclusive after-party with the stars!
From $2,500.00
ALL REMAINING TICKETS and packages go on sale Monday, June 12, 2017 at 10am
From $500.00

Holy crap prices

 

[Frank]

Hey, I'm totally going to go to tha..........aaa....nope!

 

[strawman]

Benefit indeed:

Holy crap prices

300 seats... $500 per seat... only $150k, perhaps $200k after VIP tickets sold. I'd have expected the actors to need more than that amount each for a 2 hour live show.

The individual cost is high, but all things considered this is cheap.

 

[HCGLNS]

Huh I expected this thread bump to be about Karla Homolka volunteering inside a school.


Pleasantly surprised.

 

[Frank]

Huh I expected this thread bump to be about Karla Homolka volunteering inside a school.


Pleasantly surprised.

I thought about it, but she makes me seethe more than most subjects.

 

[Eriol]

Huh I expected this thread bump to be about Karla Homolka volunteering inside a school.


Pleasantly surprised.

I'd put that one in the Canadian Politics thread if you were going to talk about that subject. It's worth talking about, but at the same time... ugh.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[DarkAudit]

Canadian Alphabet Aerobics.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[Dirona]

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Oh God, they're real! I'd heard about these and thought Atlantic Lotto was joking.

 

[DarkAudit]

I've ended up studying Canadian civics this morning so I'm not completely talking out my ass in another thread.

 

[jwhouk]

See, I don't have that problem. I know a lot about Swedish and Scandinavian culture, along with my distant Czech roots, so I'm good to go.

Just throw in a "y'all" or two for the locals, and you're gold.

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[HCGLNS]

USS Eisenhauer is visiting Halifax this week.

 

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Is that projected on the passing moon?

 

[Celt Z]

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USS Eisenhauer is visiting Halifax this week.

Is it being escorted by Theodore Tugboat?

 

[HCGLNS]

Is that projected on the passing moon?

From a pay telescope thingy.

Is it being escorted by Theodore Tugboat?

No, that's Theodore Too.

 

[Celt Z]

Close enough!

 

[Dirona]

Happy Canada Day!