The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[PatrThom]

Oh man..I'd forgotten how much I love braunschweiger. I've recently become reacquainted with it when looking for low carb snacking options.

You know what else doesn't have that many carbs? Whole grain mustard.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Oh man..I'd forgotten how much I love braunschweiger. I've recently become reacquainted with it when looking for low carb snacking options.

 

[Null]

Haircut. Been 8 months.

 

[PatrThom]

Pumpkin Spice Season has begun.

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

What month of the year do trees hate the most?


Sep-timber!

 

[Far]

"Saturn is actually a large satsuma. Change my mind."

 

[Cog]

My sister in law in pregnant. It's another girl. My family produced 7 girls and 1 boy this generation. Already told my brother that her name should end with "ela".

 

[bhamv3]

My sister in law in pregnant. It's another girl. My family produced 7 girls and 1 boy this generation. Already told my brother that her name should end with "ela".

I hope this isn't insensitive of me to say, but I now have Rhianna's "Umbrella" stuck in my head.

 

[Cog]

Mmmm Rhianna Umbrella Donoso...

 

[figmentPez]

Oreo launched two new flavors in China.... Wasabi and hot chicken wings...

 

[Ravenpoe]

I hope this isn't insensitive of me to say, but I now have Rhianna's "Umbrella" stuck in my head.

Me too!

 

[PatrThom]

Oreo launched two new flavors in China.... Wasabi and hot chicken wings...

Perfect for pairing with taco sauce.

--Patrick

 

[Eriol]

Oreo launched two new flavors in China.... Wasabi and hot chicken wings...

If you want a rabbit hole to go down, look at all the KitKat flavours in Japan...

 

[PatrThom]

If you want a rabbit hole to go down, look at all the KitKat flavours in Japan...

Or the Spam flavors in Hawaii.

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Potato chip flavours in CANADA.

 

[Eriol]

Potato chip flavours in CANADA.

Delicious delicious ketchup chips.


Now I want ketchup chips.

 

[Null]

Speaking of, we had so many tomatoes, mom made homemade ketchup. We have 7 jars of it now.

 

[PatrThom]

Potato chip flavours in CANADA.

You can get Ruffles: All Dressed just about everywhere in MI now.
It even has a little medallion proclaiming "Canada's favorite flavor" or some such (yes, without the "U").

--Patrick

 

[Bones]

You can get Ruffles: All Dressed just about everywhere in MI now.
It even has a little medallion proclaiming "Canada's favorite flavor" or some such (yes, without the "U").

--Patrick

we had them last summer, and now we dont

 

[Hailey Knight]

 

[PatrThom]

Dunkin Donuts needs better-tasting donuts, and they also need to stop charging 50 cents for unlimited coffee refills but $5 every time I want a fresh cup of hot cocoa that's only half the size of a cup of coffee*.

--Patrick
*Actual numbers exaggerated to make a point.

 

[checkeredhat]

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Spoiler

I'm not sure. But the flag is a big plus.

 

[Dave]

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

 

[jwhouk]

/thread.

 

[Dave]

It's an old joke, man.

 

[checkeredhat]

It's an old joke, man.

I only heard it for the first time last week.

Also, I had put the punchline in spoiler tags in the same post but it didn't show up. Still there if I go to edit post.

 

[Dave]

I only heard it for the first time last week.

Also, I had put the punchline in spoiler tags in the same post but it didn't show up. Still there if I go to edit post.

You had nothing in between the spoiler tags. I fixed it.

 

[checkeredhat]

You had nothing in between the spoiler tags. I fixed it.

That's weird cause I definitely typed it in there and when I went to edit post it was clearly visible there

 

[Bubble181]

It's an old joke, man.

There HAS to be a decent joke to be made about you using those words. Especially to tell someone else they're not funny. But my brain is not in service right now.

 

[figmentPez]

That's weird cause I definitely typed it in there and when I went to edit post it was clearly visible there

You probably typed it in as the title of the spoiler, not the contents of the spoiler.

 

[mikerc]

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

To scale their mountains, to see their army knives before you, and to hear the lamentations of their bankers.

 

[HCGLNS]

There HAS to be a decent joke to be made about you using those words. Especially to tell someone else they're not funny. But my brain is not in service right now.

Delete delete delete the comma.

 

[HCGLNS]

I want a rom com with KITT Herbie and Christine.

 

[PatrThom]

I want a rom com with KITT Herbie and Christine.

Have KARR be the nosy neighbor.

—Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

It's been so long since I made oatmeal with my rice cooker I almost forgot it could do it. Heck, newer models even have a "steel-cut oatmeal" setting.

"Breakfast" tonight is taken care of.