Got more money than sense? How about a tin can from Tiffany's made of gold and silver FOR $1000. But otherwise it looks identical to a tin can with the label ripped off. No one's going to accidentally throw that away or anything...
http://www.tiffany.com/accessories/desk/everyday-objects-tin-can-60559139
So what you do is buy two of the cans and the ball of yarn. Then you can make a very expensive telephone for your spoiled, rich children.
10-foot (30cm) maximum range, but audio quality so crystal clear you'll swear they're standing in the same room with you.
Every day we stray further from God's light.For the less rich, but still without sense:
Pre-orders have started for this $50, five liter keg of Hidden Valley ranch salad dressing.
Perfect for filling your ranch fountain...
Obviously. But still funny. I mean, it IS their official Twitter account.
I'm partial to the plain Lemonade ones myself (mostly the store brand, since it's half the price and tastes the same). Can't say it turns me on, though.
Their Orange-Vanilla Vitamin Mio makes a pretty damn good creamsicle.
Flurgen herdp dergun.
Blargen durken herderpenspeil.
Is that right? Hmmm....
Heh, you really wanna try flipping THAT coin?
Just imagine what it would be like if some PYT used 10 of those fruit punch Mio bottles to dye her hair.
That was Kabala of Kapetapek. Rex is secretly his secret older brother, who ran away from home years ago.
Not my fault you aren't tying the knots tight enough.
