The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

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I says Churchill space ponies I'm making gravy without the lumps! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!!
And he says to me, he says to me, YOU GOT STYLE baby, but if your gonna be a real villain you gotta get a gimmick, so I go I says YEAH BABY THATS IT- hiiigh explosives-AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

MAN I gotta get those UK DVDs one of these days.
 
Brief dumb story time:

I miss having male rats, because that meant no mice. The girls' piss just isn't strong enough to dissuade mice from entering rat territory.

So tonight I kept thinking I was hearing things, flipping lights on and off. Finally I stopped everything I was doing, just stood in the doorway of the kitchen, and listened in the quiet of the apartment for the slightest nearby sound.

That's when my wife yanked open the bedroom door, which has a big squealy-hinged screech, to come out and use the bathroom. Scared the hell out of me.
 
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Just came back from an amazing science talk about autism. They found links between genes that are expressed in the brain and a common pesticide. I am writing this anon b/c they haven't published the data yet. The pesticide is high in spinach, kale, and other greens. So, it might be prudent to buy organic greens.
Wait wait... So what you're saying is is not vaccines?

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So @GasBandit what is the deal with car dealership radio commercials? Why do they always make them sound like the dealer is calling in on a phone from 1925? Is that supposed to convince us that the dealer is so busy moving cars out the door that he can't possibly stop to chat with us?
 
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So @GasBandit what is the deal with car dealership radio commercials? Why do they always make them sound like the dealer is calling in on a phone from 1925? Is that supposed to convince us that the dealer is so busy moving cars out the door that he can't possibly stop to chat with us?
His sales are so sharp and his margin so small he can't afford a proper microphone or more than one take.
 

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So @GasBandit what is the deal with car dealership radio commercials? Why do they always make them sound like the dealer is calling in on a phone from 1925? Is that supposed to convince us that the dealer is so busy moving cars out the door that he can't possibly stop to chat with us?
The car dealer guy is often a control freak. It's how he does things, and as far as he's concerned, his micromanaging of every single thing and insisting it be done exactly a certain way is what has let him prosper in his field. So when he buys advertising, he wants control over every aspect of that as well. Very often that naturally means he will be the one speaking in the commercial - and he doesn't care if he has a nasally voice or a lisp or whatever, he has to be the one to do it. He might even provide his own recording directly - and naturally he'll record it at his office (or even outside on the lot) because he's busy selling cars and so naturally he can't spare an hour to go in to the studio and lay down his voice with the station's quality equipment. Hell, we even once had a car dealer record his voice on his iphone and send it to us, boy that sounded like shit. But you can't tell the guy anything, he wants his way and won't listen to anyone else. Sometimes he might insist someone from the station come out to record him, but most radio stations also don't have good mobile recording equipment (I know mine doesn't). So maybe the radio salesweasel will trot out there with a personal recording device and get it that way. And, of course, the guy has to shout every line because stupid people are instinctively spurred to action (usually doing what is shouted) when they hear urgent shouting. Which also makes for crappy sound.

I remember, once we did a remote broadcast for the local nissan dealer, and their GM was such a control freak he wouldn't let the air jock who was there do anything more than just introduce the GM, then the GM would take the mic and babble for 60+ seconds about what deals were available. All this despite the guy having one of those speech things where every S is bubbled out through the sides of his tongue into his cheeks for the wettest hiss ever. You know, that one time in friends where they mocked one of Monica's old boyfriends SSSHHKTEVE? Because SHHTEVE was SHSHHECKSHY? Or like how Murderface pronounces his S, D, and CH sounds. THAT voice.

 
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Is long red hair the new thing? Cause dozens of yogi pants women with long red hair have sprouted up in the neighborhood.
Pics or something something something!

What I trying to say is we need pics to compare with people in our neighborhood in order have a more comprehensive study of the phenomenon.
 
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Dude it took me twenty minutes to find hair de-tangler at the store last night, you think I know the names of women's clothing?
 
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No it's some form of scented oil spray that makes hair easier to comb. I ALMOST asked a stranger for help.
 
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The differences are diminishing. We'll have socialized medicine within the next 10 years, mark my words, abarring catastrophic federal meltdown.
That would only happen if the electorate is dumb enough to select Trump and/or Walker as the next president.
 
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