The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Trying to meet a girl and get a date: series of failures ranging from "eh, just not compatible" to catastrophically bad.
Not at all trying to meet anyone, let alone go out on a date: three girls pursuing me.
Okay then.
I sure as hell ain't complaining.
Not at all trying to meet anyone, let alone go out on a date: three girls pursuing me.
Okay then.
I sure as hell ain't complaining.
I went out with a girl tonight and tings went really great. She looked really familiar to me in certain angles and lighting conditions, and then I eventually figured out who she bears a passing resemblance to!
It was @LittleKagsin !
I'm a lucky dude.
It was @LittleKagsin !
I'm a lucky dude.
I went out with a girl tonight and tings went really great. She looked really familiar to me in certain angles and lighting conditions, and then I eventually figured out who she bears a passing resemblance to!
It was @LittleKagsin !
I'm a lucky dude.
Hopefully my likeness doesn't shame me!! I'm glad things went well and I hope they continue to do so.
Have fun with my doppleganger, friend.
I misread that at first and thought two of our forumites had gone on a date.I went out with a girl tonight and tings went really great. She looked really familiar to me in certain angles and lighting conditions, and then I eventually figured out who she bears a passing resemblance to!
It was @LittleKagsin !
I'm a lucky dude.
Cupcake removed the bell but kept the pink rhinestone collar. She has style!
Fun (?) fact: you can perforate your eardrum by having a coughing fit while your ear is infected. Poor mom. Oh well, the infection is gone and she should be fine in a few weeks.
Anyone know why Casey Jones from Ninja Turtles is named Casey Jones? The real Casey Jones was a rail conductor who died a hero and TMNT Casey Jones is a sports themed parody of comic book anti-heroes, not much of a connection. Was it a random shout-out like the names of Jojo's Bizarre adventure characters?
I believe the creators so named him as an homage to the courageous train engineer himself.
SENSE MAKE! Thank you.
There's also the whole Mighty Casey poem about a batter who strikes out due to his own arrogance.
If this was a snake it would've poisoned me weeks ago in the forest and killed me, where years later my gnawed corpse would be found by a young child which mentally scars him, though it would logically give him the character to become a great writer or be broken down and become a complet recluse. That is how obvious it was.
I have no idea what is going on in this post.
Quite interesting to picture, though.
The "If it were a snake it would've bit me" phrase but to an extreme degree. Also I was righteously buzzed while typing it.
This occurs when you drink enough to where you can see the halo around your head in the mirror.
--Patrick
Right...halo...not horns and transparent flames.
GasBandit
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Dear Penthouse - I never thought it could happen to me, but I just read you went bankrupt.
I am shocked that any skin mag is still in business since 1995.
It's going to happen to all the general interest porn suppliers over the next 20-30 years. The internet has made it so that anyone slightly interested in making a porn video can do so for pennies and then give it away for free (hoping ads make up for the cost). This means that those big budget films starring surgically altered girls almost no longer exist. This has also shifted the visual dynamic back towards the "real" body types that were prevalent in porn in the 70's and 80's, meaning a porn star no longer has to spend thousands of dollars on surgery to stay competitive in the business.
Fetish sites are getting hit especially hard or not at all. Some fetishes have become vanilla enough that the saturation of sites catering to them has made it hard for any one site to stay in business... but on the other hand, some fetishes have so few people producing content for them that they actually do pretty well.
Ironically, it's kind of like the games and movie industries.
Fetish sites are getting hit especially hard or not at all. Some fetishes have become vanilla enough that the saturation of sites catering to them has made it hard for any one site to stay in business... but on the other hand, some fetishes have so few people producing content for them that they actually do pretty well.
Ironically, it's kind of like the games and movie industries.
GasBandit
Staff member
Yeah, lolita? Anal? BDSM? Yaaaaawn. All that stuff became mainstream so long ago, the accidental pregnancies that resulted during their filming are old enough to vote now. Now everybody's into supercharged pleasure machines (literally, machines) that give brain-damaging orgasms.
BTW, I shouldn't even have to say the above links are very, very, very very very not safe for work.
I can hardly wait to see what comes next in the escalation of fetish porn.
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http://keep0smiling.blogspot.com/2013/09/27-food-hacks-that-will-change-way-you.html
I already do some of these hacks already.
I already do some of these hacks already.
My guinea pig almost made it to 5 yrs old. It's like that post up there was a premonition. He started slowing down last week. Didn't come out of his cage. Didn't get as excited about his treats. Then, 3 days ago it went down hill fast. He's had some trouble pooping, and I think it slowed down his digestive system too much. We took him to the vet, but I don't think the guy knew what he was doing, and was too rough with him. I think that stressed him out too much. I wish we just kept him at home, and held him. Last night, he died on my lap. I feel like I let him down. I shouldn't have let that vet mess with him so much. Poor little guy. We buried him in a park near our place. I hope no dogs dig him up. I didn't know where else to put him.
While using the restroom in a crowded stadium stall, I noticed the guy beside me was wearing Croc's with no socks...
It took all of my self control not to pee on his foot.
It took all of my self control not to pee on his foot.
You're not doing a good job of convincing us you're not a dog.
GasBandit
Staff member
Dare ye gaze into the infinite perspective vortex?
Or, alternatively, dare ye simply learn why Millenials are unhappy?
Or, alternatively, dare ye simply learn why Millenials are unhappy?