I have a female friend who recently showed me a picture of her cosplaying as a character from a fairly popular anime, but I don't watch this anime personally, so I looked up this character online, and there's so much R34 porn of this character.

I now can't look at my friend's cosplay picture, and by extension can't look at her, without thinking of the porn.
 

GasBandit

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I have a female friend who recently showed me a picture of her cosplaying as a character from a fairly popular anime, but I don't watch this anime personally, so I looked up this character online, and there's so much R34 porn of this character.

I now can't look at my friend's cosplay picture, and by extension can't look at her, without thinking of the porn.
What character?
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I got a new bag of N95 masks today. There was a warning on them that made me WTF and then laugh.

"Cannot be used in microwave oven."

I guess some people have been getting the "big brain" idea to sterilize their masks by zapping them in the microwave. That'd probably melt a lot of the important parts of this thing, granted... but if I'm being perfectly honest, my first mental image was of somebody wearing the mask sticking his head in the microwave.
 
I got a new bag of N95 masks today. There was a warning on them that made me WTF and then laugh.

"Cannot be used in microwave oven."

I guess some people have been getting the "big brain" idea to sterilize their masks by zapping them in the microwave. That'd probably melt a lot of the important parts of this thing, granted... but if I'm being perfectly honest, my first mental image was of somebody wearing the mask sticking his head in the microwave.
That would work great for getting rid of the virus, to be honest.
We're talking about stupidity as a disease here, right?
 

figmentPez

Staff member
McDonalds once had a grilled pineapple burger. Called the hulaburger, I could eat one of those.
It went head to head with the Filet-o-fish to determine which would stay on the menu as a meat-free choice for Lent/Friday.

Personally, I don't think a pineapple ring with cheese on a bun sounds good, and it's obvious why fish won.
 
I'm still confused where the "crayon eating" thing comes from, since the article didn't explain it, either. It is both oddly specific and yet, inexplicable.
 

Dave

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I'm still confused where the "crayon eating" thing comes from, since the article didn't explain it, either. It is both oddly specific and yet, inexplicable.
Navy = Gay
Army = Want to be Marines but aren't good enough
Air Force = lazy bastards who get everything they want (chair force)
Marines = so dumb they eat crayons.
 
I was - let’s say “elsewhere” on the internet - and i found a familiar name in the comments section.

@Emrys i think the beard is a good look!
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I don't know where this rumour started that I'm the advance scout for an alien race here to steal all your Earth potatoes but I want you to know that it's not true!
 
I don't know where this rumour started that I'm the advance scout for an alien race here to steal all your Earth potatoes but I want you to know that it's not true!
Yeah, that's ridiculous. Why would[strike] you[/strike] aliens want vitelottes when they can take just the marfonas?
 
I don't know where this rumour started that I'm the advance scout for an alien race here to steal all your Earth potatoes but I want you to know that it's not true!
Seems like a suspiciously specific denial of intent. Might want to create an alt account next time JCM.
 
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