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GasBandit

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I fucking do. Back when I ate fries... that's kinda how I ate fries. Only without breaking them up... I just.... tipped the fry container into my mouth.

That's probably part of how I got to be so damn fat.
 
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Man at potato chip factory: “What are we going to do with all this crunched-up potato dust that piles up at the end of the conveyor?”
Second man, shoveling said salt/starch mixture into his face, “Gee, George. Ida know.” *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
You've never eaten the bottom third of a Pringles can?
I turn every can of Pringles upside-down before I buy it, and pick the one(s) that sounds least like a rain stick.

—Patrick
 

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That's a 2 pound "chicken tender", and it'll cost $27.50. I don't understand. Why would you out of your way to make chicken tenders harder to eat, harder to cook, and just all around worse?
 
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That's a 2 pound "chicken tender", and it'll cost $27.50. I don't understand. Why would you out of your way to make chicken tenders harder to eat, harder to cook, and just all around worse?
PR. It's all about having the most extreme ballpark food to get your name out there more than the other guy.
 

GasBandit

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Gimmicks sell. I mean, there are places that literally sell burgers marketed on how bad they are for your heart.
 
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“Suddenly, an oven.”
I guess he must’ve accidentally...stumbled into its range.”
YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH......

—Patrick
 
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If I saw that dino-truck on the highway, I'd probably forget why I was there and keep following it. #noregret
 
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All day today I waited to see if someone would direct me to a darkened video that played the first few seconds of opening synth drum hits from Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up," but then faded up to the Skyrim intro and theme. But no.
(Syndrum) Di-daah Di-di-daah Di-di-di-daah! (fade up to prisoner cart, flute solo starts) Doo-doo-doooooo, doo-doo-doooooo, doo-doo-dooo-deedle-doo-doo-dooooo...

--Patrick
 

GasBandit

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All day today I waited to see if someone would direct me to a darkened video that played the first few seconds of opening synth drum hits from Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up," but then faded up to the Skyrim intro and theme. But no.
(Syndrum) Di-daah Di-di-daah Di-di-di-daah! (fade up to prisoner cart, flute solo starts) Doo-doo-doooooo, doo-doo-doooooo, doo-doo-dooo-deedle-doo-doo-dooooo...

--Patrick
"So, you're finally awake! Got caught trying to cross the border like us, eh? Or like that horse thief over there..."
 

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I'm getting a completely blank post -even quoting it is empty. I've noticed this in one of your earlier posts, too. Where are you linking from? Could it be a source blocked as viral or unwanted?
You're better off. Walk away.
 

GasBandit

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I'm getting a completely blank post -even quoting it is empty. I've noticed this in one of your earlier posts, too. Where are you linking from? Could it be a source blocked as viral or unwanted?
Imgur. Are you at work? Maybe they blocked imgur.
 
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