God dammit Ohio, stop being such an embarrassment.
Ohio State University is trying to trademark "THE". They are trying to trademark a definite article. The only definite article in English, as far as I know. They are trying to trademark a fundamental part of grammar. This so damn stupid.
Is this an attempt to distract from their sexual abuse scandal?
I want to try it. All of the spices in "pumpkin spice" are already used in ham recipes. I don't know which ones are in Spam, but it's not uncommon to use cloves, nutmeg, ginger and cinnamon in ham. So, really, pumpkin spice Spam is just going to be Spam with extra sugar, and probably more cinnamon and ginger than usual.
I'm shocked they thought they could convince people to buy it, but it makes more sense now that I know it's only going to be sold online, and not in stores.