The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I started watching Die Hard at 4:20 am

 

[Denbrought]

Having friends that hate wine but are too shy to say so is great. People gift them wine, and then they remember the wee Spaniard in their hearts, and send it to me to drink or cook with haha

 

[BErt]

i am incredibly drunk and I told Siri "wake me up at 6am" and she said "Happy Kwanza, BErt!" So i am more drunk than "incredibly drunk" help me.

 

[Dei]

Terrik is so drunk right now. I'm pretty sure he has hit the blackout phase. I will have to check tomorrow.

 

[Terrik]

Terrik is so drunk right now. I'm pretty sure he has hit the blackout phase. I will have to check tomorrow.

Your lies have spread far enough.

 

[GasBandit]

Run, Null, run!

 

[Terrik]

Run, Null, run!

You goddamn traitor

 

[GasBandit]

You goddamn traitor

 

[Dei]

@AshburnerX you missed drunk Gas becoming completely enthralled by the 'Stache Whacker machine in the carnival.

 

[GasBandit]

I alwauys wanted to playt wackiamole with a shotguyn

 

[Dei]

I alwauys wanted to playt wackiamole with a shotguyn

You can tell how sober he is by his amazing typing skills.

 

[PatrThom]

You can tell how sober he is by his amazing typing skills.

Are you sure that isn't speech-to-text?

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

Jeeze guys, it's 7am and already blaockout drunk? Tsss

Drink one for me, I just started a 12h shift

 

[Dei]

Just so you guys know, Terrik promised Chinese karaoke videos of himself.

 

[Null]

Sweet.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

 

[Terrik]

Just so you guys know, Terrik promised Chinese karaoke videos of himself.

Wait what

 

[GasBandit]

Wait what

It's true, I was there.

 

[BErt]

Oh please yes. Very yes.

 

[Null]

It's true, I was there.

I wasn't but I totally believe it.

 

[Cajungal]

Wait what

doitdoitdoitdoitdoit!

 

[sixpackshaker]

I am a little scared. I drank a 12 pack +2 of beer and felt... nothing tonight.

 

[Bubble181]

I am a little scared. I drank a 12 pack +2 of beer and felt... nothing tonight.

you're supposed to shake them beforehand.

 

[sixpackshaker]

you're supposed to shake them beforehand.

You only shake them when you are playing Beer Hunter.

 

[Yoshimickster]

I know it ain't Christmas, I know it ain't Thanksgiving, but thank GOODNESS for residue.

 

[PatrThom]

Is that like mountaindue, only alcoholic in some way?

--Patrick

 

[Yoshimickster]

Is that like mountaindue, only alcoholic in some way?

--Patrick

Pipe residue, got that DARK tasting smoke.

 

[Gared]

Not drunk, or stoned (gods I wish I could get stoned this weekend), or high - but I think I just found my favorite type of non-special occasion whisky - Bulleit Rye. Not as fond of it as I am a good smoky Scotch, but it's good and it goes down smooth.

 

[Officer_Charon]

I am a little scared. I drank a 12 pack +2 of beer and felt... nothing tonight.

Was it beer, or.... well... Bud Lite?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Was it beer, or.... well... Bud Lite?

Pabst's Blue Ribbon. Then two Coors Light. And a tequila shot.

 

[Terrik]

This spae res

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Fck

 

[LordRendar]

Hi. (get it?)

 

[Dei]

This spae res

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Fck

I wonder what would happen if Jun started calorie counting ALL of your alcohol and not just beer. [emoji14]

 

[Terrik]

I wonder what would happen if Jun started calorie counting ALL of your alcohol and not just beer. [emoji14]

The apocalypse

 

[BErt]

I wonder what would happen if Jun started calorie counting ALL of your alcohol and not just beer. [emoji14]

I...was gonna say a thing and then I thought better of it in case it made anyone upset. Fuck it, spoilered:

Spoiler

can't gain calories if you just vomit - it's nature's diet