The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

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Went searching for the old thread, apparently it hit the limit so here goes the new one.
Sunday night after an epic weekend catching up with friends i normally never see. Spent most of the time babysitting kids, and loved every minute of it.

Now im on my own, having a few brews before i go to bed for another work week. What up my northen hemispherian bretheran?
 
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Jiarn

#3
Got toasty last night, came home, played New Vegas. It was awesome.
 
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Drinking cheap bourbon, watching fear and loathing, and will soon be listening to tonights the night by neil young.
 
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#6
I hate wine drunkeness. Usually all... whiney. And headachey. No wine for shakey.
 
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#8
staying at home and saving money turned into going out.
Made peace with a good friend so thats a plus, but also made several bad drunk decsions. Shall find out in the morning how bad they were. I'm hoping to at least break even.
 
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#10
Watching porn while drunk is interesting. Watching pirate-themed porn while drunk is even better. Turning it into a drinking game ranks it up some more. Watching it with two bi-curious female friends? Pure. Epic. Win.
 
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#12
Guess waht bitches:? Legendary NickGuy guy...wait for...dary....is drunk...

Girlfriend ahgning off of me...

too..drunk for sex..

you'll find this hilarious....I won't...tomorrow....Nourah...protests....

Yes.

who did I just type "O"

Yes....

This will be legen...wait for it...

*snore*

Dairy?


Awesome.
Added at: 21:04
How many beers...you asks?"

At least says nourah...she sahare last phew with me.
Added at: 21:04
I lightwight.
 
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#15
...gruh.

Wow. You know I'm drunk when my spelling goes right out the window.

Still, according to Nourah, Drunk Nick is awesome. :D
 
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themike

#17
I am drunk with wine and high as a kite and I have to say I am loving it
 
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#27
I learned, while my wife was away, that I am not allowed to YouTube while drunk on moonshine. Apparently I commented on a video of "Scotland the Brave," proclaiming my defiance of "redcoats."

... Where's my mason jar...?
 
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#28
Went to two happy hours tonight to help a friend celebrate her 21st. Had 5 cocktails in about an hour and a half. First time I've been drunk by 8:00 in a while.
 
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#30
Free sample of one of my boss's home grown crops, awesome
Beer, awesome
Led zepplin on itunes, awesome
Looking at a half naked finnish pornstar, awesome

Pretty good night I think
 
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#31
Had a school sponsored beer rally tonight. Didn't win but didn't come in last place. Drank 4 liters and some whiskey tonight. Very drunk.
 
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