The Awesome Videos Thread (with Extra Sauce!)

[CynicismKills]

Ah fuck I'm crying, this is too much.

 

[strawman]

THOUGHT LEADER

[DOUBLEPOST=1465613615,1465613428][/DOUBLEPOST]Apparently not the only one. This one was presented at a TEDx event:

 

[Bubble181]

Three quarters of the Political/Religious Forum:

 

[PatrThom]

Hey, mocap is pretty neat.
Almost makes me wish someone would do a HiDef remake of Ballz.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

NSFW audio!

Facebook plug-in doesn't work properly with this for some reason, just go to:

https://www.facebook.com/newageautoparts/videos/872775702848674/

 

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Three quarters of the Political/Religious Forum:

The big problem is that no one thinks they're the idiot.

 

[PatrThom]

NSFW audio!

Facebook plug-in doesn't work properly with this for some reason, just go to:

https://www.facebook.com/newageautoparts/videos/872775702848674/

Hee! I was thinking of the Sony one just a couple days ago.

--Patrick

 

[Cheesy1]

 

[CynicismKills]

Spell my name, ladies wanna B on D

Fuckin' 10/10

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Damn. Pretty spry for a 65 million year old!

 

[PatrThom]

Copyright dinged already?

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Copyright dinged already?

--Patrick

Try this on for size.

 

[TNM]

T-Rex made it farther than I would.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Oh my fucking god this is amazing

 

[Bubble181]

Oh my fucking god this is amazing

A private video?

 

[Chad Sexington]

A private video?

How odd.

It was an episode of "Survivor" made by a guy with his nieces and nephews as contestants. It was hilarious. Kids are the weirdest.[DOUBLEPOST=1466110600,1466110359][/DOUBLEPOST]Ugh. It looks like it was posted to reddit, and some people started posting things about having crushes on the kids (they're like 5-10 maybe?) so he made it private. Jesus Christ people.

 

[PatrThom]

Now I wish I'd watched it right when you originally posted it, before it got pulled behind the curtain.

--Patrick

 

[Sparhawk]

I just watched it from Chad's link.

 

[GasBandit]

Looks like it is back up, now.

 

[Bubble181]

 

[PatrThom]

Spoiler: Bonus Outtake

(More bonus points if you read it correctly as "OUT-take" and not "owe-TAHK-kay")

--Patrick

 

[Dave]

Caleb is a big crybaby.

 

[CynicismKills]

And so it ends.

 

[rac3r_x]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...ews&section=us_good-news&utm_hp_ref=good-news

 

[Dave]

Man, that assistant principal has some moves!

 

[rac3r_x]

Man, that assistant principal has some moves!

I know right?!?

 

[GasBandit]

Klaus' first day on the job as a forklift operator turns out to be a series of progressively gorier object lessons in workplace safety.

 

[GasBandit]

Stephen A Smith is a walking, talking sports curse.

[DOUBLEPOST=1466639010,1466638827][/DOUBLEPOST]Shrill noise warning: Turn this one way down.

[DOUBLEPOST=1466639138][/DOUBLEPOST]What happens when you try to put out a magnesium fire with water.

[DOUBLEPOST=1466639267][/DOUBLEPOST]Gee, Wal-Mart, maybe having a fireworks aisle in the middle of the store wasn't such a hot idea.

 

[DarkAudit]

Magnesium melts steel beams.

 

[Tinwhistler]

What happens when you try to put out a magnesium fire with water.

That's why when you're in Navy boot camp, they make you watch a video of the USS Forrestal nearly being lost to fire.

 

[DarkAudit]

That's why when you're in Navy boot camp, they make you watch a video of the USS Forrestal nearly being lost to fire.

Not-so-fun fact: it was John McCain's plane that the rocket came from.

 

[PatrThom]

What happens when you try to put out a magnesium fire with water.

You gotta be real careful when you try to put out a fire in a Tesla, too. Because the standard method (punch a hole in the hood, drench the engine compartment with water) is absolutely what you do NOT want to do to a lithium battery pack.

Gee, Wal-Mart, maybe having a fireworks aisle in the middle of the store wasn't such a hot idea.

Yeah, I put that in the misanthropy thread. I mean, I know you and I (at least) have at some point probably looked at such a display and thought, "I wonder..." (either because massive mischief impulse or because Wal Mart), but c'mon, we're not psychopathic villains-in-training.

--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

Not-so-fun fact: it was John McCain's plane that the rocket came from.

Nope..he was piloting the plane next to the one that the rocket hit.

http://www.factcheck.org/2008/09/mccains-plane-crashes/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1967_USS_Forrestal_fire

 

[GasBandit]

 

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What is this human emotion called...love?