The Awesome Videos Thread (with Extra Sauce!)

bhamv3

bhamv3

Chinese high school students made their own version of the La La Land opening:



I enjoyed this thing because it combines three things I like:
1. Movie musicals
2. Asian schoolgirls prancing about
3. English and translation errors I can get righteously indignant about
 
Dave

Dave

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Even the one in the limo has them in a strip club with lap dancing girls. But yeah, I had my other Madonna videos mixed up. Not a shock considering I've never been a fan.
 
GasBandit

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PatrThom said:
If you want to FEEEL OOOLD all you really have to do is watch the first 4min of this video:

...You feel that? That urge bubbling up inside you to yell at the screen within the first 30sec is the proof that you're old.

--Patrick
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Mostly she makes me mad because she reminds me of the second half of this comic.

 
PatrThom

PatrThom

I feel the same way about deodorant as she does about razors.
Women's deodorant: "Tee-hee! Don't want to put off a potential suitor because you smell like you work for a living, do we, dearie? Smell like flowers, instead!"
Men's deodorant: "YOU STINK ALL MEN STINK OF MAN-STINK WEAR THIS INSTEAD AND SMELL LIKE PINE TREE WOMEN WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT"

--Patrick
 
Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

PatrThom said:
If you want to FEEEL OOOLD all you really have to do is watch the first 4min of this video:

...You feel that? That urge bubbling up inside you to yell at the screen within the first 30sec is the proof that you're old.

--Patrick
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Why does she have six and a half million subscribers? What even is this channel? What's going on?
 
GasBandit

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Ok, but those "speed bumps" are 6 inches high and perfectly hemi-cylindrical (or is that semi-?)... they'd be taking chunks out of cars at ANY speed :p
 
figmentPez

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Ravenpoe said:
Why does she have six and a half million subscribers? What even is this channel? What's going on?
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Gamer girl, implied nudity, and clickbait, clickbait, clickbait. The thumbnail for her iPhone 8 unboxing has her all soaped up like she's in the shower. It's not a mystery.


And here's the real reason I came to this thread:
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Sheesh, how much did the colors change, exactly? I mean, I saw it turn to gold and thought, "Uh, oh."
I mean, he could probably sell it somewhere for 1 bleem, but...that's gonna be expensive for a bowling ball once Firestorm gets involved again.

--Patrick
 
fade

fade

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I don't know post crisis colors. I know pre-crisis gold just took his powers away and red was "unpredictable".
 
fade

fade

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Either way, it's unrealistic, because any dude who suddenly grew boobs would stop in the middle of the fight to fondle them.
 
Celt Z

Celt Z

fade said:
Either way, it's unrealistic, because any dude who suddenly grew boobs would stop in the middle of the fight to fondle them.
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But, as far as I can tell, the kryptonite turned him into a woman, who was probably nonplussed by the presence of breasts.

EDIT'd because I am my phone's bitch.
 
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fade

fade

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Wait that's not what I saw. Superman was turned into a woman by the kryptonite I thought. Unless it retroactively changed his mind historically, too.
 
Celt Z

Celt Z

fade said:
Wait that's not what I saw. Superman was turned into a woman by the kryptonite I thought. Unless it retroactively changed his mind historically, too.
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Maybe? Depending on the writer?
But this is also the World's Biggest Boyscout, so I wouldn't put it past him to not even fondle himself without permission. :D
 
fade

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Man I know I would. "Hang on a second, Metallo." And Metallo would be cool with it, because he'd know.
 
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