Sounds like it is time to put our donation addon to use again, @DaveSo. Got a lead on an efficiency that's available. Utilities included. I'm going to give them a call in the morning.
My sister thinks she'll be able to help out with the deposit. Even with that, it's still another week to payday. I'm still about $100 short right now, and that's if I don't spend even a penny of what I have left. Considering I have no furniture beyond an office chair and some IKEA cubes, it's going to be... difficult.