But.... don't fluids freeze? 
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To borrow from Emrys, we were frisky indoors, you doorknob.But.... don't fluids freeze?
I can't promise that it was the same for Tin, but I did hear his neighbors were complaining about an "obscene snow sculpture".
But.... don't fluids freeze?
At extreme temperatures, probably, but I've had sex in the snow before (no, not recently
) and that's not really an issue. "Dang, my tits are freezing off" and "good lord they're not supposed to creep back in there", perhaps, but the fluids, not really 
Ten minutes into "we need to huddle together for warmth so we don't die of chill" and he gives you this look...
It was this or cut you open to crawl into you tauntaun-style.
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Bit of a dilemma: she's staying at her brother's while looking for a new place to stay after her apartment flooded. And she's too...heh, loud to wait until my folks go to sleep and do it at my place.
Solution: Having car sex for the first time (for me). That was fun.
Solution: Having car sex for the first time (for me). That was fun.
It was certainly exhausting.
Life is a highway...
Car sex again. Really hoping she can move into her new place soon. Still, car sex is fun and a bit tricky. 
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BErt
...back of a Volkswagen?
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Now, THAT'S how you spend a snowy morning!
Good thing Mr. Z decided to get frisky before I shoveled the 12"+ of snow off the front and back porches. Now, I die.
Can't tell if euphemism or not.
Front -and- back porch. You go, girl.
Can't tell if euphemism or not.
GasBandit
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Yesssss, yessss, give him to us.Last night as we're driving home, Mr. Z asks me if it would be cool if he signed up for Halforums and did an AMA thread. I said sure, but no good will come of it... for me.
Glad to see you guys are proving me right.
You can't join the club alone.
Dave
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Well, there's a lot of places ON Pike's Peak, but at the very pinnacle you'd have to go into the gift shoppe's bathroom. Otherwise there's always lots of people there.
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Yeah, and I remember all the lowlanders passing out in their soup in the restaurant. Makes me wonder if they've had them pass out mid-coitus in the lavatory.
The time I went to Pike's Peak, I got to enjoy a tourist lighting a cigarette. Then she just kinda slid over to her side as she passed out.