How to play Left 4 Dead (2).

[Dei]

Henceforth shall you be known as Dei of the 39 betrayals.

[emoji107]

 

[drifter]

Heh, classic Dei of the 49 Betrayals.

 

[GasBandit]

Heh, classic Dei of the 49 Betrayals.

I know, right? That is just SO Dei of the 59 Betrayals.

 

[Dei]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dei]

We discussed this, I hate wine.

 

[GasBandit]

We discussed this, I hate wine.

Yes, but the ancient curse of the white girl was invoked, "30o% done," and thus a material sacrifice to the Ohmigods was required, that of the traditional ceremonial drink of the mommydrunks: the box of zinfandel.

 

[Dei]

I am getting a lot of use from this one...

 

[GasBandit]

I am getting a lot of use from this one...

Reminds me, how's that housecleaning coming?

 

[Dei]

It's like you want me to strangle you.

 

[GasBandit]

It's like you want me to strangle you.

 

[Null]

Zinfandel? I thought the god of the white girls was invoked by Chardonnay? Maybe that's only for hen nights...

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Null]

Last night's shenanigans brought to you by

 

[figmentPez]

Given the Halloween season...

Begun, the Skeleton Wars have.

 

[figmentPez]

In case anyone was wondering, I did rage quit during the No Mercy versus match last night. I don't think I want to play versus again for a while.

 

[Dei]

I don't really either Pez, to be honest.

 

[GasBandit]

I wish 8 player co-op was a thing!

 

[figmentPez]

I wish 8 player co-op was a thing!

It might be possible.

 

[Dei]

It looks like the L4D original survivors are not attackable though.

 

[figmentPez]

It looks like the L4D original survivors are not attackable though.

Yeah, I followed links and read further, they're only AI bots. Getting real 8 player co-op seems to be possible, but much more complicated (and now I seem to recall that difficulty has been mentioned in this thread before.)

 

[Null]

In case anyone was wondering, I did rage quit during the No Mercy versus match last night. I don't think I want to play versus again for a while.

I did wonder. It got pretty crazy and I know I wasn't exactly at my best, so sorry for shitting on other people's night.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dei]

Drunk me found Gas's voice modulation very annoying. Sober me finds it hilarious.

 

[figmentPez]

Last night we sent this asshole back to hell:

That was a pretty fun map, even if it was pretty difficult to figure out, and the second stage was overly long. Seriously, that needed to be split up.

How many times was I the only one left standing, and hand to rescue the rest of the team?

 

[Null]

Last night we sent this asshole back to hell:

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That was a pretty fun map, even if it was pretty difficult to figure out, and the second stage was overly long. Seriously, that needed to be split up.

How many times was I the only one left standing, and hand to rescue the rest of the team?

At least 3 times.

 

[figmentPez]

And, in the futher adventures of Pez Wants His Game to Look As Ridiculous As Possible:

One of these things is not like the others....

And the original survivors are all dressed up as well.
Sarah Michelle Gellar (Zoey), Spider-Man (Louis), Bigby from The Wolf Among Us (Louis)

Catwoman (Coach)

Poison Ivy (Rochelle)

The Flash - Barry Allen (Ellis)

Octodad (Ellis)

Bigby (Louis)

Sarah Michelle Gellar (Zoey)

Captain America (Bill)

I'll add links if anyone cares.

 

[Dei]

At least 3 times.

More like once. :/

 

[figmentPez]

Modifying the special infected as well:

Donkey Kong (Tank) who throws Barrels (which burst open and scatter bananas), I've also got a sound pack, so he sounds like the big ape.

Wario (Boomer), comes with sounds.

Xenomorph (Hunter)

Solomon Grundy (Charger)

Undying from DOTA2 (Spitter)

Zesk from Bionicle (Jockey)

Demon Witch (might drop because she's less visible than the standard witch)


Finally, finding a good Smoker has been very difficult. The first I tried looked okay, but his tongue came out of his feet, which I thought just looked ridiculous:

The Thin Man (tongue not pictured)

The next two I tried didn't pass server consistency checks.

Finally I found:

Mummy (Smoker), the only problem is that he doesn't have any smoke particle effects, making him more difficult to see.

Again, I'll add links if anyone wants me to.

 

[AshburnerX]

So... you have Catwoman, Poison Ivy, and Deadpool teamed up with a normal guy in a blue suit? That seems like an odd choice.

 

[figmentPez]

Okay, anyone interested should go download Death Mountain. As with Kokiri Forest, I played the first map to get a feel for what's offered, but didn't play any more. This one seems to have a whole lot more to it. Just the first stage has:

- Working item shop where you can purchase items with your rupees
- Melee weapons abound, including: Biggoron's Sword, the Master Sword, Hylian Shield, Mirror Shield, Deku Stick, and more.
- Rolling Boulders, falling rocks, etc.
- Hidden passages
- Goron Tank

The campaign has six levels to it. Kakariko Village, the caldera of the volcano, three stages that are each a floor of the Fire Temple dungeon, and the boss fight with Volvagia.

 

[figmentPez]

I've modded my weapons, too:

Pinkie Pipe Bomb, though for a while I tried the Monkey Dynamite, but the associated sound was just too soft to hear.

Monty Python's Holy Ail molotov, and Jarate Bile Jar

Big Plastic Knife (machete), Big Plastic Fork (crowbar)

Foam Bat

Aperture Science Combustible Lemon Launcher (grenade launcher)

Dragon grenade launcher, roars when you pull it out

Voltorb propane tank, also comes in shiny.

 

[figmentPez]

More weapon mods:

Candy Ammo Pile

High Velocity Candy Dispenser (can replace either base shotgun, I'm using it for the pump shotgun)

America, Fuck Yeah!

Kawaii weapons.

Fluttershy Hunting Rifle

Rarity Chrome Shotgun

Rainbow Dash's SCAR

Luna's M60

Kawaii M16

Thompson Machine Gun (replaces AK-47, but there are also versions that replace the M16 and the SMGs)

Deus Ex Diamondback revolver (Magnum), I love this one mostly for the reload animation.

Steampunk SMG

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Spooky scary skeletons

Assorted Halloween Decorations (all from the same mod)

Not a mod, but I found this map error hilarious:

 

[GasBandit]

Not a mod, but I found this map error hilarious:

That's what happened to me that one time in Death Aboard. The section of the ship full of cargo containers? All the containers were THAT. Just everywhere you looked, ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR.

Also, shit you got a lot of mods. But I can't even have the three I want without crashing

 

[Dei]

Fluttershy on a hunting rifle is SO WRONG.