Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

Is The Sandlot not a classic yet? It's sort of THE Baseball movie of my youth, and it had stiff competition in Rookie of the Year and Angels in the Outfield.
 

GasBandit

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The legend lives on from the Throgg's Neck on down,
of the small bay they call Ewitgotonmi
The bay it is said, eats up plenty of dead
when the breeze from the West it goes blowing.

With a load of tourists, 2 or 300 times more
than any New Yorker weighed worthy
the good ship it knew, was about to be screwed
when a big fucking Kraken came callin!

Does anyone know, where the sleep of R'yleh goes
when some jerks from Yonkers go teasing
the seabeast, we knew, were a breed swift and true
and their Master for Yankees was craving.

And finally bound, to make the Island turn'round,
the Cornelius Kloff did come racing
and into the maw of a nightmare bygone
did the crew and their passengers go chasing!
 
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