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Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

Discussion in 'General' started by CrimsonSoul, Dec 3, 2013.

  1. DarkAudit

    DarkAudit Room for rent

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    Oh, look what's back in town...
     
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    Air Bud's dad shot Kennedy?
     
  3. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    Cheesy1 Nice Guy a la mode

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    That poor lady has dyslexia, I think. Here, let me correct that for her:

    guys literally want one thing CORRECTED.jpg
     
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    figmentPez Cosplay Czar Staff Member

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  6. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    fade Insert "Yo mama" joke here Staff Member

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    According to some quick research, the slang use of "dick" for penis originates in the 1880s. Meaning these writers knew what they were doing.
     
  8. figmentPez

    figmentPez Cosplay Czar Staff Member

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    I wish I knew which of these were real and which were edits.
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    figmentPez Cosplay Czar Staff Member

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  10. figmentPez

    figmentPez Cosplay Czar Staff Member

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    This is wrong on at least two counts:
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  11. PatrThom

    PatrThom Genuinely Curious

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    I've used one as a substitute Phillips, too.
    And a prybar, putty knife, spatula, chisel, letter opener...

    --Patrick
     
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    I think I've used one for everything except a knife.
     
  13. evilmike

    evilmike One Of Us

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    This post makes more sense when read with a Cockney accent.
     
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  14. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    Covar It's Clobberin' Time!!!

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    Now I haven't had Cable in 4 years, but who the hell is spending $200 a month on tv? Besides the fact that it's hard to even get a round-trip ticket domestic for $200, plus time off work, etc.
     
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    drawn_inward One Of Us

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    DirecTV's highest tier was near that when I worked there. Quite a few folks had it b/c of promotions when they signed up. I think my sister and bro-in-law have it + the NHL center ice thing for >100 per season, and who knows what else. It's a shit-ton of money that folks could put in a retirement fund or get out of debt, etc.
     
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    That gets better the further you read it.
     
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    fade Insert "Yo mama" joke here Staff Member

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    Blech. No thanks. I pay for Netflix and Hulu. I guess you could include the ISP in that as well, but that was sunk cost. I got a huge aluminum antenna from craigslist for free, which I mounted in my attic. I pointed it towards downtown with a compass, and get over a hundred channels (most of them in Spanish, Chinese, or Vietnamese). But there are some great over the air channels, like Comet and Movies! and GetTV.
     
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    Yeah, but that only works in larger cities, us folk out here in the boonies are lucky to get 3 channels with an antenna. We can pick up a NBC affiliate, an ABC affiliate, and a FOX affiliate. No CBS (no matter what they claim), PBS and like 4 local religious based broadcasts.
     
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    According to some website, my town does not receive any terrestrial TV stations.
     
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    figmentPez Cosplay Czar Staff Member

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    I obviously live near the border of Louisiana and Texas, I hate both those items.
     
  25. Dei

    Dei Always shooting Terrik

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    Shouldn't everyone hate biting string cheese? People who do that are monsters.
     
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    How are you supposed to eat it if you don't bite it?
     
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    HCGLNS Grumpier than most.

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    Why would a land locked state hat sea food?
     
  28. figmentPez

    figmentPez Cosplay Czar Staff Member

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    I'd mark this disagree, but I am a bit of a monster.
    --- Double Post Merged, Nov 14, 2017 at 10:26 PM ---
    Because it's unfamiliar, or they only get bad seafood?
     
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    PatrThom Genuinely Curious

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    Heh. Not only do I bite it, I let it dry for a while so I get that nice waxy texture that audibly squeaks when you bite into it.

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    I'm confused about the gas station wine thing. Because of our odd liquor laws, most gas stations can't sell alcohol. Where are people getting this wine? Are they drinking from the pumps? Is that gas station "wine"?
     
  32. figmentPez

    figmentPez Cosplay Czar Staff Member

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    Maybe it's sour grapes, they hate it because they can't have it.
     
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    stienman GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY

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  34. GasBandit

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  35. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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