Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

I can tell you've never driven in Colorado.
Or Oregon. Around here if people think you're driving at an unsafe speed (especially - gasp - if you exceed 65 on the freeway), they'll get in front of you and slow down. Or prevent you from passing - to the point of putting both of you and an additional driver in danger - aka the ol' "drive 10 under the speed limit in the right lane, but then floor it when they try to pass and don't let up until there's a logging truck in the way" technique.
 
I always thought it would've been more clever if they'd actually matched what they said they were when the lyrics were sung.

--Patrick
 
Not sure if saying:
-His wife is imaginary and doesn't actually exist
-He remained a virgin after marriage
-His wife only has one kidney

--Patrick
 
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