Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

For when telling someone to "suck a bag of dicks" just isn't classy enough.
There is a whole other level when you're willing to spend actual money on trolling somebody. I'm not sure that "classy" is the right word but I wouldn't say it's the wrong one either.
 

Dave

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Bubble, this just shows the different ways media outlets report the same thing. One is reactionary and pushes a conspiratorial agenda while the other just posts a short and to the point factual blurb...that probably wouldn't convince you to click on the story.
 
/wellactually

There's about 4 grams of iron in the whole male body, not just the blood, so 400 of those is 1.6kg, which is 3.5lb, which is about right for a sword.

But that includes the whole body, not just the blood.
 

GasBandit

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Woohoo! Now there's the gift that keeps on giving!:unibrow:
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/wellactually

There's about 4 grams of iron in the whole male body, not just the blood, so 400 of those is 1.6kg, which is 3.5lb, which is about right for a sword.

But that includes the whole body, not just the blood.
Besides, they're fundamentally misunderstanding the premise. I'm pretty sure the blood was just used as a quenching medium, not the actual source of the iron.
 
Besides, they're fundamentally misunderstanding the premise. I'm pretty sure the blood was just used as a quenching medium, not the actual source of the iron.
Well upon more research it looks like most of the iron is still in the blood, so the sword would be lighter, closer to 2.5lb, but that's still enough for a lightweight sword.

/wellactually'd
 
Well upon more research it looks like most of the iron is still in the blood, so the sword would be lighter, closer to 2.5lb, but that's still enough for a lightweight sword.

/wellactually'd
For an arming sword (one handed sword), 2.5 lbs is a decent weight. https://www.reliks.com/functional-european-swords/maldon-viking-sword/ - this sword, for example, is 2 lbs 6oz, 2 oz lighter than 2.5 lbs. And that includes the wood and leather for the handle.

This sword is 3 lbs 4 oz https://www.reliks.com/functional-european-swords/sword-of-homildon-hill/ and it's a full longsword (sword used with one or two hands, but not a true two-handed sword).

https://www.reliks.com/functional-european-swords/german-bastard-sword/ - this is only 3 lbs 10 oz.

Swords weren't nearly as heavy as they're portrayed. They're in the same weight area as a baseball bat, and for the same reason.
 
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