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Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

Discussion in 'General' started by CrimsonSoul, Dec 3, 2013.

  1. PatrThom

    PatrThom Genuinely Curious

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    Well, that's a change.
    It's weird to see a superhero battle that doesn't require Damage Control to come through afterwards.

    --Patrick
     
  2. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    Oh, dear...

     
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  3. PatrThom

    PatrThom Genuinely Curious

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    "The Australian Border Force has made copies of all material. For study."
    "The Australian Border Force thanks you for your cooperation."

    That sounds like it could be the name of a series, though. "Australian Border Force." They could even have one or more kawaii animal sidekicks, a wise old man who spins a mean bullroarer and communes with spirits, and the bad guys could be ... most of the remainder of the indigenous wildlife, I guess.

    --Patrick
     
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    Null Random Internet Nobody

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    No, no, the baddies would be importers of non-native wildlife - cane toads, feral hogs, that sort of thing. As well as undocumented immigrants to be used as effectively slave labor.
     
  5. PatrThom

    PatrThom Genuinely Curious

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    Yeah. And Chazwazzas.

    --Patrick
     
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    Judging from the picture I guess the smaller packet is some sort of futa sextoy. Ouch, that's even more embarrassing.
     
  7. Denbrought

    Denbrought The Last Dancelord

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    Not quite, it's an otokonoko (cross-dressing males) toy. It's a receptive sleeve shaped like a butt with a penis/balls, so one can penetrate it while stroking the receptive "partner." Link to product
     
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    Gruebeard King of Cheese

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    Quick, everyone do whatever test that is and click on the picnic table. Only the picnic table. This might be our only chance to survive.

    (Albeit we'll be living in a world without picnic tables)
     
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    chris Contributor

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    It's the new "I'm not a robot" test for online registrations. This particular one can be a little confusing over here though. The only Sarah Connor most people (common people) know here is this lady:
    German Sarah Connor (open)
    [​IMG]
     
  11. figmentPez

    figmentPez Cosplay Czar Staff Member

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  12. PatrThom

    PatrThom Genuinely Curious

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    I showed that "unexpected item" one to Kati.
    She laughed in a manner that worried me a little.

    --Patrick
     
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  13. CrimsonSoul

    CrimsonSoul Push button, recieve sexy!

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    Well.. That's forever going to be in my browser history now. Thanks for that.
     
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    Null Random Internet Nobody

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    And in your heart of hearts as well.
     
  15. Denbrought

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    You're welcome.
     
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  16. PatrThom

    PatrThom Genuinely Curious

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    Targeted ads/Amazon searches will be so much more interesting now.

    --Patrick
     
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    I don't know why this is so friggin' funny, but it is.

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  18. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    --- Double Post Merged, Feb 20, 2017 ---
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  19. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    Out of Context images from Wikihow:

     
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  20. Dave

    Dave I'm not that fucking old! Staff Member

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    The artwork is amazing.

    -ly bad.
     
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  21. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    When you're sick and fucking tired of that god damned mouse.

    [​IMG]
     
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    sixpackshaker Forum God

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    I know an old guy that did that to a galvanized trash can to stop the wild dogs from coming around when his bitch was in heat.

    They would come up, mark the can... and yelp!
     
  23. Denbrought

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    Reminds me of Matthias' drowning buckets

     
  24. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    Yeah, this is how it is talking to the owner sometimes. Thankfully I think the Engineer and I talked him out of replacing all our conventional telephone landlines with a harebrained VOIP solution.

    [​IMG]
     
  25. PatrThom

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    ...and you hate everything else that's on the same circuit.

    --Patrick
     
  26. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    ... and your carpet.
     
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    They have the ground wire attached. It should flip pretty quickly when the mouse completes the circuit. Assuming the outlet's ground is actually attached. I'd be more concerned about the mouse going Flame On. And the horrific nature of it.
     
  28. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    Grandma's on facebook.

     
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  30. PatrThom

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    Didn't Amazon get sued because the "Customers also bought..." would basically just tell you all the things you needed to manufacture and package your own drugs?

    --Patrick
     
  31. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    California just can't win.

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  32. PatrThom

    PatrThom Genuinely Curious

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    I was just telling that to someone.
    "Last year they were all praying for water. Looks like they prayed too hard."

    --Patrick
     
  33. Tress

    Tress Always Late

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    After all these storms it won't rain for something like 6 years. It's feast-or-famine weather from here on out.
     
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  34. Cheesy1

    Cheesy1 Nice Guy a la mode

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    Yep, pretty much. Always in the extremes.
     
  35. Sparhawk

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    Well, get ready for some earthquakes then, the ground is all lubed up.



    Yes, I know this isn't how it works, but you guys haven't had many quakes over the past few years.