Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

Now that's what I call a submission hold.

 

[sixpackshaker]

How does she hold her liquor?

by the ears.

 

[Ravenpoe]

This guy is sick and tired of his homeowner's association.

Can't fool me, that's a septic tank

 

[Tinwhistler]

 

[blotsfan]

What the fuck?

Everyone knows Anakin didn't get the rank of Master.

 

[bhamv3]

What the fuck?

Everyone knows Anakin didn't get the rank of Master.

Apparently not everyone. A youngling or two may have missed the memo.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[AshburnerX]

I think screaming is the appropriate response to that kind of revelation.

 

[Emrys]

"They're big, they're hairy, they're in your house" - that's my weasels.

 

[GasBandit]

"They're big, they're hairy, they're in your house" - that's my weasels.

You shouldn't have 25,000 pedophile weasels.

 

[Celt Z]

"They're big, they're hairy, they're in your house" - that's my weasels.

This is going to be the most interesting Chris Hansen interview ever.

 

[Emrys]

You shouldn't have 25,000 pedophile weasels.

They're going to be in your house if you don't behave!

 

[GasBandit]

They're going to be in your house if you don't behave!

They'll be distracted by my neighbor's loud and numerous children.

 

[PatrThom]

I thought you lived in Texas, not near @stienman?

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

He said "numerous" children. I think steinman's kids have long since passed what numbers can quantify.

 

[Emrys]

They'll be distracted by my neighbor's loud and numerous children.

No, but they will likely steal all your Blue Bell.

 

[GasBandit]

No, but they will likely steal all your Blue Bell.

 

[blotsfan]

This is so bizzare (and from the real dennys).

 

[PatrThom]

She probably wouldn't have so much trouble starting it if only her foot were holding the handle down like it's supposed to.

(yes I know the one she's starting is a Husqvarna, not a Stihl, but the advice still holds)

--Patrick

 

[drifter]

He said "numerous" children. I think steinman's kids have long since passed what numbers can quantify.

n+1

 

[Ravenpoe]

This is so bizzare (and from the real dennys).

Most companies have figured out that they can just copy imgur trends and seem relevant.

 

[PatrThom]

ω+1

FTFY

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

Most companies have figured out that they can just copy imgur trends and seem relevant.

Yeah, but did you get to the end?

 

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Most companies have figured out that they can just copy imgur trends and seem relevant.

Yeah but Dennys has been posting wacky stuff for a while. I think it's safe to say that they were one of the first chains to start that trend

 

[@Li3n]

No wonder they won, the US had to wait for supplies and high tech gadgets so Seal Team 6 can GOGOGOGO, while they could just pick up a stick and that's it:

 

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[blotsfan]

No "Hitler did nothing wrong"? #NotMyInternet

 

[Denbrought]

#10 reminded me of

 

[DarkAudit]

Thankfully, no Harambe.

 

[GasBandit]

No wonder they won, the US had to wait for supplies and high tech gadgets so Seal Team 6 can GOGOGOGO, while they could just pick up a stick and that's it:

At first I thought that stick was a fire hose, rigid from water pressure, and was REALLY impressed. I'm still impressed, but not as impressed as I was.

 

[GasBandit]

Foolish humans, doing human things.

 

[GasBandit]

Ok, at this point, if I ever see Chris Pratt, I'm dropping whatever I'm doing or carrying and running my tubby ass off.

 

[PatrThom]

Ok, at this point, if I ever see Chris Pratt, I'm dropping whatever I'm doing or carrying and running my tubby ass off.

The main reason I clicked this thread just now was because I thought the preview on the main page said "rubbing," and I wanted to know what would cause you to do such a thing.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[evilmike]